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S.O.S. please someone help me
Tyler: So this is the secret room where the TVD writers store all of the fillers for plot holes...
Caroline: I can't believe how big it is!
Tyler: Yeah. And if history is anything to go by, it's gonna get way bigger than this!
Caroline: It looks like the biggest piles have to do with Katherine and the Originals.
Tyler: Hey! I found an ancient file!
Caroline: What is it?
Tyler: An explanation of why the vampire diaries only had Elena and Stefan write in their diaries a couple of times. In the entirety of three seasons.
Tyler: So what do you think? Perfect set, right?
Caroline: Yes, it is. Our movie is going to make 'The Descent' look as cheesy as 'The Creature from the Black Lagoon'!
Tyler: And we don't have to spend money on costumes and stage effects! We've got our witch to levitate stuff and burst it into flame, and our scary werewolf!
Caroline: And don't forget that thanks to Klaus, we can film more then one day out of the month.
Tyler: Look out Hollywood!
Tyler: Nice! Cave drawings of Rebekka!
Caroline: Oh, so NOW you're interested in art.
Caroline: I mean it, Tyler! We need to talk about this whole Rebekah situation.
Tyler: Look, Caroline! Something shinny!
Caroline: *looks* Ooooooo!
Tyler: I can't believe it.
Caroline: See, I told you they sparkled.
Caroline: I'm not a cat, Tyler. I'm not going to chase a stupid beam of light up the wall.
Caroline: What are you doing?
Tyler: Shhh! I'm trying to figure some stuff out here, Caroline. *looks around* Do you know what we need? Some rope.
Caroline: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for, Tyler.
Tyler: You don't know what you're going to need it for. You just always need it.
Caroline: *rolls eyes* Whatever! Get your stupid rope, Tyler.
Tyler: (under breath) Oh, I'll get it, Caroline. I'll get my "stupid" rope. There's some "stupid" rope right over here. *grabs rope*
Caroline: Do I need to explain how to play 7 minutes in heaven again, Tyler?
Tyler: I'm telling you this is where Carmen Sandiego is
Caroline: When is this game of "Where's Waldo" ever going to end?
So this is where Mystic Falls hides all its minorities...
Tyler:So this is were the porn is!
Tyler: Spider! Spider!
Tyler: Over there!
Caroline: What? Oh, that. Yeah its not a real spider, its December and I'm already late in planning next year's Halloween party.
Tyler: Are you sure this is the correct manger? I can't see baby Jesus!
Caroline: Keep looking!
Tyler: "Sorry I'm sired to Klaus......"
Caroline: "Yah, whatever......Did you find what you're looking for?"
Tyler: "Not really..."
Caroline: "Well what exactly are you looking for Tyler?"
Tyler: "My heart........"
Caroline- What is it scooby? what do you see?
Tyler- i see a big spider is what i see right on your shoulder whos laughing now!!??
Caroline: Tyler what are you doing?
Tyler: Portable Bat Signal.
Hey look - that's how our baby will look like.