Glee Review: Messy Love, Storytelling

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New year. New Glee! Following a Christmas episode for which I could not hide my disdain, that was the attitude I adopted heading into the winter premiere, "Yes/No."

It lasted about .07 seconds, I'm sorry to say.

Within the first five minutes, this was the random sequences of events thrown our way: an immediate cover of "Summer Nights" from Grease; the announcement that Beiste and Cooter eloped; a Becky-based narration by Helen Mirren because people with Down's Syndrome can apparently sound however they want to inside their head and because, hey, isn't it hilarious to hear a British Oscar winner say the words "bitch" and "reals?!?"

Oh, and the most ridiculous, hardest to believe storyline of all: that Will Schuester plays fantasy football.

Singing While Swimming

Look, I get the argument that Glee is simply meant as a fun distraction for an hour. It's just about singing and laughing and dancing and people like myself shouldn't bother to analyze its lack of storytelling or direction because that isn't what the show is about.

I don't buy the argument - because Ryan Murphy and company have come out many times and said they have grand, societal messages in mind when it comes to the show, meaning the creator himself has said this is really intended as the polar opposite of a carefree, mindless experience - but, hey, I have no problem with those who want to sit back and let the music wash over them.

But an episode such as this made one haphazard effort after another to try and tell multiple stories, to try and develop various characters. It wanted fans to be fully invested in supposedly heartfelt moments... but I couldn't have been the only viewer shaking my head when the plot wanted me to be wiping my eyes.

You know how we're always talking about moving toward marriage? Emma asked Will at one point and I wanted to scream: NO! WE CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW THAT AT LEAST! THE SHOW GOES WEEKS AT TIMES WITHOUT GIVING US A SINGLE WEMMA SCENE! WHY WOULD WE HAVE ANY CLUE YOU TWO WERE HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION?!?

After spending two seasons actually planting decent seeds for this potential couple, Glee held down the fast forward button, just got them together in the offseason, ignored them for months and asked us to believe they were each other's soulmates. I was incredibly impressed by the choreography of the proposal scene, but I couldn't have cared less about the proposal itself. You can't just decide to tug at my heart strings one week, Glee. You need to earn it.

Moreover: come on. Are we meant to believe that Will really doubted his future with Emma because of her disease? Or that he has zero friends? (What about his pals in his fantasy football league?!?) Finn takes him ring shopping? Finn is his best man? Why not develop Will as an actual human being, not just a prop through which New Directions can sing and whine? That's really all this proposal was about, an excuse for the club to take on a new assignment.

Yes, Will used his proposal as a school assignment. What a complete tool.

Relatedly, Finn asked Rachel to marry him. Some may have taken his gold star-inspired speech as beautiful; I took it as pathetic. It's not a romantic notion to propose because the only meaning you have in life is your love for someone else. Your love should not define you, it should complete you (right, Jerry Maguire?). Yes, it does make sense that Finn would feel so lost and confused after hearing such news about his father, but about that:

WTH?!? I see no reason to believe everything about this story wasn't written the day before shooting. From Finn wanting to join the army, to the out-of-left-field admission by his mother, to his question for Rachel... again, no build-up, no investment. Just an utter lack of quality storytelling all around, and all in the name of trying to shock viewers with an ending they can talk about the next morning.

When was the last time Finn even mentioned his father? Now he wants to follow in his footsteps... wait, now he learns some seriously horrifying information... wait, now Kurt is somehow turning this into a sob story about his future at NYADA... and wait, now Finn is proposing. Seriously, that ALL happened in this one episode and that was just one of maybe six storylines the show spewed forth. What's the rush, writers?

This could have been a fascinating arc for Finn if the show possessed a shred of patience. It could have felt like actual character development, stretched over the course of multiple episodes, instead of a series of random events crammed into one hour at the last second.

It's just the same for everything else about the episode. We literally saw Mercedes holding Sam's hand for one second at the end of one episode. Now she's singing about him and fantasizing about him and Glee wants us to root for these two because... because it's in the script, that's pretty much the only reason.

And did NeNe Leakes really make a pun about 40 Acres and a Mule, the post Civil War act that provided land to former slaves? What the heck is going on here?

I know it isn't fun to read a critic bashing a show you like. And my intention is not to belittle those who still get enjoyment out of Glee each week. But it's my job to write an honest assessment and, my goodness, the wheels have fallen off here faster than whatever storylines the show will burn through in two weeks when it returns... with a random Michael Jackson tribute episode. Sigh.

What did you think, Gleeks? Did your heart burst at Will's proposal? Or do you wish we had spent more time with this couple prior to the big development? And what about Finchel? Will Rachel say yes? Should she? Debate these questions now, browse through my favorite Glee quotes from the hour and also check out the following Glee music from the episode:

  Song Artist
Glee cast moves like jagger Moves Like Jagger Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast wedding bell blues Wedding Bell Blues Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast without you Without You Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast the first time i ever saw your face The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast summer nights Summer Nights Glee Cast iTunes
Glee cast we found love We Found Love Glee Cast iTunes


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I just think that this show is for fun and sometimes to think about some point that they give us. Other than's not worthy to spend so much time and lines in reviewing Glee.
Just my opinion!


You are 100% right about everything. Every week I ask myself why I'm still watching this show. *smh*


This review was again spot on. Thanks for not whitewashing anything.
Someone here compared "lost" and "glee" regarding their large cast and the problem of story telling that comes with it. I'm still laughing. I mean "lost" and "glee"... worlds apart in quality, story telling and character development. I hope this was a joke. "lost" is the perfect example for evolving story lines and interesting characters despite its large cast.
I also don't get the idea that just because in "glee" the characters sing sometimes it is not allowed to judge it like a tv show. last time I checked it is a show on tv. I actually like "glee", I really do. I'm expressing my hope that it will get better. please:) And it was kinda scary and weird when Will said to Finn that he learned from him to be a good man, why oh why? And please, don't let say Rachel yes;) I'm not giving up just yet on "glee".


"WTH??" said it all. I used to like this show for his characters his irony and blabla: that's why an episode like this one feels so frustrating! It really seems like the storylines are randomly built up between and for the songs, the music is not a way to express the characters's feelings but the other way around. Glee recipe: take a look at the Pop charts, pick your choice and write an episode where you can make them fit somehow. Stuff the rest in between, don't forget to mix sugar with salt. Shake it and serve hot. Why isn't anyone telling Finn he is becoming crazy and creepy?


¿What? this episode was great! Now I`m just thinking you’re just hating. The only thing I found annoying was the Sam part in the song in the beginning, he looked stiff. Loved the focus on Becky, and the idea of putting Helen as her inner voice, really touch me by the end, I hope they keep it going because I think Becky could be the biggest outcast in the school, and she really has a story to tell. As a recall they say they will split every season into two parts, that’s why they had new storylines in this part, and I like them. Yes the Fin proposal was stupid, but who cares, lets see where it takes us and enjoy people, enjoy, Gosh is a tv show!!


The reviewer said everything I was thinking. The show has been going downhill since season 2 and I honestly don't know how much longer I can wait for good storytelling to happen.


To review the shw for wht it is: The first grease number seemed a little 2 forced, was too dated and inappropriate of a song choice. It was nice to hear emma sing and she was sweet. The choreography 4 moves like jagger ws amazing and it was nice to see artie gt a solo. Rachel's version of 'without you' ws breath taking. Her range isa incredible and only keeps getting better. One of her best vocals and solo's so far. I felt the last song ws perfect, as it followd on frm the othr songs theme's something meaningful lyrically, like the girls song, but also upbeat to incorporate the moves like jagger angle. (I think the reason why artie also jumped into the pool, with his wheelchair, was again, as glee wanted to highlight the idea of not discriminating anyone and treating every1 equally, just like with becky, again adding in their anti discrimination/ helping kids to feel better abt who they are angle.
I think the vocals and choreography, in general, wre some of the best this season.


Review the show based on what it is, a musical, secretly sneaking in info-mercials on anti bullying by getting you to root for those the underdogs :LGBT's, uncool kids, poor kids, the disabled (I even think that's why mercedes gt the lead in the sam/merc relationship instead of quinn, lyk it logically seemed 2 b heading 2 previously, so the show cld give some1 who's nt a typical size 2 a lead heroine role, to break the prejudices associated with tht).
The reason will made finn his best man, is cause the show is 90% about music and the kids. If he hadn't, how would they have future wedding associated songs (eg. guys bachelor night sequence etc.) it's a high school song and dance focused show... duh! It's NOT a actors show, it is a singers and dancers performance show, with a few postive info-mercials on not treating ppl diffrntly.


I agree tht the storylines in glee are rlly random and patchy,thy alwys have been, but tht's not the point of this show. It's a musical, you watch it to enjoy the song and dance,& the story lines are jst there 2 lead you from one song 2 the next. If you want to watch a show for it storyline and character development, u watch a show which is designed 4 tht, like 'one tree hill' or 'greys anatomy'. Glee's purpose is 1) to make u feel gud and provide you with gr8 music and 2)to try to send messages of anti bullying by highlighting differences like LGBT, diseases, disabilities, poverty, race/ culture, weight etc. 3)all abt the kids. that's it. That's it's theme.
Reviewing the show on any othr bases is entirely pointless. The review will always be negative. It's like reviewing an Olympic runner on their golfing skills?!


cry...and then cry..and again cry...i hope next episode be more cheerful :)

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Glee Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

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