Gossip Girl Fashion Recap: The Devil on My Shoulder

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Monday’s Gossip Girl, “Father and the Bride” was definitely a far cry from the Steve Martin classic. A tan, scheming priest and the bride, a still-bluffing Blair Waldorf, definitely don’t make for a delightful rom-com.

As for said devil, there seemed to be more than one involved - snake-esque Father Cavalia, Gossip Girl herself, William Vanderbilt ... and whomever is making Blair continue to wear these awful hats.

This week’s fascinator was a cross between the Smurfs and Little Miss Muffet. While we wait in agony to see if our bad boy billionaire stops the wedding, let’s talk fashion and that throwback sweater of Serena’s ... eek.

Chuck and Blair Talk

There is much to say, so let’s just keep this short and sweet. While we get the reference of “the blues,” Blair Waldorf would never be caught dead in something so unflattering, happy or not - and what are those shoes?

No wonder Chuck knows something is up, he knows her closet better than she does.

Actual Jacket: Diane von Furstenberg Milford Alpaca Coat

Steal Jacket: Rag & Bone Grosvenor Jacket

Actual Shoes: Stuart Weitzman Time Platform Pumps

Steal Shoes: Chinese Laundry Keep it Real Pumps

Steal Dress: Charlotte Ronson Anastasia Floral Dress

Beatrice Pic

The dress and the pink hue scream innocent, which is exactly what Beatrice is trying to play here. A feminine shade to match her sleek ponytail is very smart. The chain purse is a bold addition as well.

Actual Dress: Nanette Lepore Local Vine Dress

Steal Dress: Tibi Cocktail Dress

Actual Bag: Bvlgari Serpenti Bag

Steal Bag: Rachel Zoe Charlotte Bag

S Fashion 1

Welp. S loves a good sparkle and shine, but this outfit is all wrong, with a blast from the past sweater (lightning bolt much?) and an over the top sequin skirt- how is anyone supposed to take her seriously as a journalist? Oh, wait ...

Actual Coat: Vena Cava Judy's Coat

Steal Coat: Thakoon Addition Utility Trench

Actual Sweater: Marc by Marc Jacobs Quad Sweater

Steal Sweater: Torn by Ronny Kobo Jovia Heart Sweater

Actual Skirt: Haute Hippie Embellished Mini

Steal Skirt: Alice + Olivia Petra Ruffle Skirt

Actual Bag: Valentino Demetra Leather Satchel

Steal Bag: Rebecca Minkoff “The Chance” Briefcase

Blair's Bachelorette Party

We’re sure if B’s original shower was still on, she would be dressed in something fabulous. On the contrary, still in the blue hues and fighting all her Bassian desires, she opted for something a little more off-the-cuff shall we say for her night of drunken debauchery. Also what was that crown? Was Jennifer Behr not available?

Actual Dress: Alexander McQueen Zip Front Dress

Steal Dress: Jarbo Ruched Long Sleeve Dress

Actual Shoes: Alexandre Birman Python Mary Jane Pumps

Steal Shoes: Chinese Laundry Justice Served

Actual Earrings: RichRocks Faceted Sapphire Earrings

Steal Earrings: Tom Binns Albiceleste Earrings

Actual Coat: Alice + Olivia 'Teagler' Sequin Patch Pocket Peacoat

Steal Coat: ADAM Long Metallic Tweed Coat

S Fashion 2

S almost went conservative on us, then we noticed the collared blouse was semi-see through. She is killing that leather skirt and taking charge as the responsible BFF who didn’t come to the bridal shower she allegedly planned. Ouch.

Actual Top: Sam & Lavi Floral Top

Steal Skirt: Milly Marian Print Tie Blouse

Actual Skirt: Parker Leather Skirt

Steal Skirt: Payne Bold Leather Skirt

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I actually adored Serena's first outfit; absolutely loved it, even. Especially the top. That blue outfit Blair wore though... An absolute disaster!

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I Love Blair's McQueen dress and Serena's floral top!

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i like everything expect S first outfit i like beatrice outfit the most reminds me of the old b

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