The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 96 Comments (Page 4)
79 Comments
Obvious
January 21st, 2012 1:25 AM
Elena:Is that a wooden stake in your pocket, or are you really happy to see me.
Bonnie:Damon teach you that one?
Obvious
January 21st, 2012 1:23 AM
Elena:Behind this door is the opportunity to have a interesting character, don't screw it up.
Obvious
January 21st, 2012 1:21 AM
Bonnie:I thought we agreed that I would be the one to wear my hair straight today.
Obvious
January 21st, 2012 1:20 AM
Elena:I picked up the wrong purse this morning.
Bonnie:I'm sure that's what Alaric said too.
Curious
January 21st, 2012 1:16 AM
Elena:*sniffs* Was that you...?
Bonnie:Nope, wasn't me!
Obvious
January 21st, 2012 1:14 AM
Elena:And the kiss was exactly as I dreamed it would be!
Bonnie:Oh, Honey.
Obvious
January 21st, 2012 1:12 AM
Elena:You're just jealous Damon kissed me.
Bonnie:Shut your whore mouth!
phalliwell17
January 21st, 2012 12:37 AM
Elena : when are you and damon gonna hook up
Bonnie : who knows he can sleep with every other women in town but the one that he has to beg help from he wont
Elena : okaaaay , so im guessing thats a not right now
Bonnie : eye roll yeah thats what i said
Maxine
January 20th, 2012 10:38 PM
Elena: Stefan farts after he orgasms..
Bonnie: ......
Jen
January 20th, 2012 10:36 PM
Bonnie: So who do you think has the bigger cock, Stefan of Damon?
Elena: I'm not sure, but I can't wait to put them both in my ass at the same time and find out..
Michael
January 20th, 2012 10:33 PM
Bonnie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Elena: Yeah. We should totally eat each other out..
Bonnie: Definitely.
*Munch* *Munch* *Munch*
Effie
January 20th, 2012 9:20 PM
Face off for worst birth mother...Elena's, a wanna-be vampire who killed herself for not being there for Elena or Bonnie's, a used-to-be witch who ditched her for some other dude.
Lookout
January 20th, 2012 9:20 PM
Bonnie: I heard Elijah's coming back.
Elena: Yay - he's so much better than us.
Jennifer Renee Beatley
January 20th, 2012 9:15 PM
Bonnie: I know we need money, but seriously do we have to be Jehovah's Witnesses?
Elena: Come on. Prom is coming up. I need money for a dress.
Nina: Did you get your payroll yet?
Kat: No, they muttered something like "not being useful enough".
Nina: Crap! Elena should've stayed with Stefan!
thoughts_from_sara
January 20th, 2012 7:46 PM
'....eeeeeeeeeeeee'
Bonnie(her Elvis lip goes up)
Elena(looks at Bonnie).... "What?"
Bonnie: 'Girl, now you just didn't angel fluff on my mothers porch, did ja?!"
Elena: "Sorry, Bonnie, those protein shakes are a bitch....sometimes."
Bonnie: "Dang....." (fanning the area)
akalillyt Rank: Guest Star
January 20th, 2012 6:37 PM
Bonnie: I heard you had a funeral doesn't that require you to be dead?
Jack
January 20th, 2012 6:32 PM
Bonnie: Did I ever tell you that you got really beautiful eyes?
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
January 21st, 2012 1:25 AM
Elena:Is that a wooden stake in your pocket, or are you really happy to see me.
Bonnie:Damon teach you that one?
January 21st, 2012 1:23 AM
Elena:Behind this door is the opportunity to have a interesting character, don't screw it up.
January 21st, 2012 1:21 AM
Bonnie:I thought we agreed that I would be the one to wear my hair straight today.
January 21st, 2012 1:20 AM
Elena:I picked up the wrong purse this morning.
Bonnie:I'm sure that's what Alaric said too.
January 21st, 2012 1:16 AM
Elena:*sniffs* Was that you...?
Bonnie:Nope, wasn't me!
January 21st, 2012 1:14 AM
Elena:And the kiss was exactly as I dreamed it would be!
Bonnie:Oh, Honey.
January 21st, 2012 1:12 AM
Elena:You're just jealous Damon kissed me.
Bonnie:Shut your whore mouth!
January 21st, 2012 12:37 AM
Elena : when are you and damon gonna hook up
Bonnie : who knows he can sleep with every other women in town but the one that he has to beg help from he wont
Elena : okaaaay , so im guessing thats a not right now
Bonnie : eye roll yeah thats what i said
January 20th, 2012 10:38 PM
Elena: Stefan farts after he orgasms..
Bonnie: ......
January 20th, 2012 10:36 PM
Bonnie: So who do you think has the bigger cock, Stefan of Damon?
Elena: I'm not sure, but I can't wait to put them both in my ass at the same time and find out..
January 20th, 2012 10:33 PM
Bonnie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Elena: Yeah. We should totally eat each other out..
Bonnie: Definitely.
*Munch* *Munch* *Munch*
January 20th, 2012 9:20 PM
Face off for worst birth mother...Elena's, a wanna-be vampire who killed herself for not being there for Elena or Bonnie's, a used-to-be witch who ditched her for some other dude.
January 20th, 2012 9:20 PM
Bonnie: I heard Elijah's coming back.
Elena: Yay - he's so much better than us.
January 20th, 2012 9:15 PM
Bonnie: I know we need money, but seriously do we have to be Jehovah's Witnesses?
Elena: Come on. Prom is coming up. I need money for a dress.
Rank: Regular Character
January 20th, 2012 8:47 PM
Nina: Did you get your payroll yet?
Kat: No, they muttered something like "not being useful enough".
Nina: Crap! Elena should've stayed with Stefan!
January 20th, 2012 7:46 PM
'....eeeeeeeeeeeee'
Bonnie(her Elvis lip goes up)
Elena(looks at Bonnie).... "What?"
Bonnie: 'Girl, now you just didn't angel fluff on my mothers porch, did ja?!"
Elena: "Sorry, Bonnie, those protein shakes are a bitch....sometimes."
Bonnie: "Dang....." (fanning the area)
Rank: Guest Star
January 20th, 2012 6:37 PM
Bonnie: I heard you had a funeral doesn't that require you to be dead?
January 20th, 2012 6:32 PM
Bonnie: Did I ever tell you that you got really beautiful eyes?
January 20th, 2012 4:48 PM
Elena: Ready to meet your plot device mom?