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Elena:Is that a wooden stake in your pocket, or are you really happy to see me.
Bonnie:Damon teach you that one?
Elena:Behind this door is the opportunity to have a interesting character, don't screw it up.
Bonnie:I thought we agreed that I would be the one to wear my hair straight today.
Elena:I picked up the wrong purse this morning.
Bonnie:I'm sure that's what Alaric said too.
Elena:*sniffs* Was that you...?
Bonnie:Nope, wasn't me!
Elena:And the kiss was exactly as I dreamed it would be!
Elena:You're just jealous Damon kissed me.
Bonnie:Shut your whore mouth!
Elena : when are you and damon gonna hook up
Bonnie : who knows he can sleep with every other women in town but the one that he has to beg help from he wont
Elena : okaaaay , so im guessing thats a not right now
Bonnie : eye roll yeah thats what i said
Elena: Stefan farts after he orgasms..
Bonnie: So who do you think has the bigger cock, Stefan of Damon?
Elena: I'm not sure, but I can't wait to put them both in my ass at the same time and find out..
Bonnie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Elena: Yeah. We should totally eat each other out..
*Munch* *Munch* *Munch*
Face off for worst birth mother...Elena's, a wanna-be vampire who killed herself for not being there for Elena or Bonnie's, a used-to-be witch who ditched her for some other dude.
Bonnie: I heard Elijah's coming back.
Elena: Yay - he's so much better than us.
Bonnie: I know we need money, but seriously do we have to be Jehovah's Witnesses?
Elena: Come on. Prom is coming up. I need money for a dress.
Nina: Did you get your payroll yet?
Kat: No, they muttered something like "not being useful enough".
Nina: Crap! Elena should've stayed with Stefan!
Bonnie(her Elvis lip goes up)
Elena(looks at Bonnie).... "What?"
Bonnie: 'Girl, now you just didn't angel fluff on my mothers porch, did ja?!"
Elena: "Sorry, Bonnie, those protein shakes are a bitch....sometimes."
Bonnie: "Dang....." (fanning the area)
Bonnie: I heard you had a funeral doesn't that require you to be dead?
Bonnie: Did I ever tell you that you got really beautiful eyes?
Elena: Ready to meet your plot device mom?