The Vampire Diaries

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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 96

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With 79 captions submitted... we have a winner!

As always, we'd like to thank each and every reader who participated in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. Numeroes entires gave us a chuckle, but the top submission goes to "TVDAllison," who clearly keeps both a sharp eye on the scenery and on the back and forth Delena action each week.

Check out her caption below and remember to come back and play every week. Thank you, and best of luck!

Elena/Bonnie Pic

Elena: The pineapple welcome sign is slanted!
Bonnie: So is your relationship with Damon.

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Elena: I am so confused with my feelings for Stefan and Damon...
Bonnie: Bitch, please! Don't tell me you aren't enjoying it!


Bonnie: this another episode where I am useless?


Bonnie:elena,please tell me u didn't fart!!


Bonnie:OMG!!i think i just peed


Elena: Alright! We've got pepper spray, duct tape, your spells at the ready, a standby vampire on 911 speed dial, and a bottle of tequila. Do you think we're prepared?
Bonnie: To meet my mom? Yeah, we're good.


Elena: Bonnie, should we really be giving you this episode's main storyline? We're about to go on a break, after having only appeased the fans with three episodes post-stupidly-long winter break. We might piss quite a few people off that way.
Bonnie: Bring it on! I can take 'em. The writers are giving me this shot, and I'm taking it.


Jamie: "Hey There."
Bonnie: Give's Elena a look that says *hot?*
Elena: *hot!*


Elena: so are you sure 1+1=2 ?
bonnie: huh ....


Bonnie: please tell me, please, please tell me...
Elena: fine...yes, it was amazing, great, sexy and I think about it 24/7. Is that what you wanted to hear?


Bonnie: Dude, you just broke the Bro Code! How could you kiss Damon!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.