Glee Review: La Cuenta, Por Favor!!

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Hey, Emma, do you have a pamphlet titled So, Your Show is a Complete and Utter Mess?

Go ahead and call me a hater, Gleeks, but come on. Can we just take a long, honest look at  "The Spanish Teacher" please?

Ricky Marton on Glee

Let's start with this: WILL HAS BEEN A SPANISH TEACHER WHO DOES NOT KNOW SPANISH. At all. One bit. As in, he doesn't know the Spanish word for "ears."

Why should we take anything seriously on a show that doesn't take itself seriously? It's been a running joke among critics for years now that Will is the world's worst Spanish teacher, but that was it. It was just a joke.

By acknowledging it here, the show is pretty much slapping its loyal fans in the face. It's admitting that it cares not at all about continuity or logic or living in any kind of real world. Which would maybe be fine... if it didn't then turn around and want to pass along societal messages about bullying or dreaming or, in the random case of Santana this week, respecting other cultures.

I mean, did she really go on a rant about Will stereotyping her Latino heritage? Did Glee - a series that features a gay student who talks about getting his period; a dumb football quarterback; a butch gym teacher; blonde cheerleaders; and jocks who throw nerds into lockers - really try to preach about stereotyping? No, right? I must have misheard Santana's speech.

From storylines that came out of nowhere (I can't even get started on Sue having a baby), we arrive at a romantic entanglement that, for Glee, I suppose has actually been a few weeks in the making. There are just a couple of problems with the Mercedes/Sam/Shane love triangle, most notably: ONE OF THE POINTS ISN'T EVEN ON THE SHOW.

Can anyone out there say they're invested in who Mercedes chooses? Or make any argument in favor of... either guy? As I've noted often in my reviews, we've seen her and Sam holding hands once and we've scarcely seen a second of her and Shane. Why is this even a difficult decision? Why would we think Mercedes has any attachment to Shane at all? Why would we not laugh out loud at Emma's suggestions that Mercedes and Sam not speak for a week... when they just spent MONTHS not speaking or being in each other's lives?

Far too often, Glee just expects its audience to feel something because a character gives a longing look or sings a sad song. There's no actual attempt to earn any emotion. It's just forced upon us.

The same can be said for Kurt chastising Finn for keeping his proposal a secret. We're supposed to be brothers, he tells his fellow New Direction, something he might as well have been saying to the writers. Yes, they are supposed to be brothers. Perhaps we could have seen them share a scene or two over the past dozen episodes in order to remind us of that and have us invested in their relationship.

Even when Glee does something right, it does something wrong. Emma's pamphlets have always served as a very funny background joke, they've always been reliable for a quick laugh. But even here the show couldn't resist upping the schmaltz to interminable levels, actually using a pamphlet to help Beiste teach her kids about cleaning their private parts, which in turn made Will realize just how lucky he is to have his fiancee.

Glee can't even do simple humor well anymore.

Can I find anything positive to say abut "The Spanish Teacher?" Ricky Martin does have a great smile. And the music, as always, was enjoyable. Nene Leakes is actually fitting in well to her role, too. You might even say she's the best thing about Glee these days.

But what does it say about Glee when that's the case?

What did everyone else think? Are you invested in Mercedes' love triangle? Do you mind that Will doesn't know Spanish? Should Sue have a baby? Am I way off base for complaining so often that there's no direction to any episode? Or do you agree that the writers truly seem to be making everything around the songs up about five minutes prior to shooting?


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As much of a Gleek as I am, this episode left me with a sour taste. The main plotline is utterly illogical and impossible. How could Schue not have learned a word of Spanish over the past... however many years he's been teaching it? You cannot get a job teaching a subject you do not know. Maybe as a first year moving toward your credentials (but even -then- you'd have to have some background in the subject), but after years and years? Seriously? They stabbed Schue's character in the back in order to shoehorn in Ricky Martin. The music this week was also a letdown. Other than Sam and Mercedes' song exchange), I was left feeling flat. Santana turned in a fabulous performance, as usual, but the choice seemed odd for someone irritated by misuse of Latino culture. Schue was especially disappointing with his two ridiculous numbers, and I have now discovered a way to hate Sexy (And I Know It) even more than I already did.


It's a T V show! It's not responsible for doing the parents job to teach their kids. Especially if the parents want to pass down their cultural education. The show is fun, the music is great, but if it doesn't work for you there are lots of cops and crime shows you could watch instead.


This episode sucked for sure. Im mexican, and this was a mixup of cultures, that i can not believe a show could do, before you do this kind of things, you should backup the info you have by a investigation. Dont just throw songs with some parts in spanish, THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU KNOW LATIN CULTURE


I watch Glee just to spend a good enjoyable hour without thinking much. Basically for the music, but this episode lacks also in that department...Though I understand the Elvis' show, 'cause Will has no idea about Spanish culture at all, I did not enjoy La isla bonita, seriously??? A really true Spanish song there,ah!!!!oh please,give a break!


Its getting boring and irrelevant. I was a fan of the Sam and Mercedes saga till they started stretching to such an extent. Will not knowing Spanish! Where did that come from? Its going of on a tangent of another circle altogether. Get it together people. Glee Season 3 is turning out to be a serious mess!


I'm a GLEEK. But I don't want to be biased. The show's story lines and character development isn't that good anymore. But the music is still excellent. But I think the episode is wonderful. It's a MUSICAL DRAMEDY. They make things hilarious and funny. Just go with it people. And if you hate the show, don't bother wasting your time throwing some shits. You could do lot better. Constructive criticism is better than some fowl words.


I did a google search just to see if anyone else thought the show had gone so downhill. What a crap show it has become. Too bad.


I thought that was the most hilarious Glee episode ever !


I hope that Mercedes choose Shane, but then again, I don't care.
I don't care that Will doesn't know a word Spanish.
And I do NOT want Sue to have a baby. No.


i think this review is so true! i've been a gleek from the start but i just felt belittled and embarassed by the story lines and the characters (i mean Will is seriously a terrible character ie La cucaracha??? REALLLY???)

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