Gossip Girl Review: Backup Dan the Man

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With the dust nowhere near settled after last week's 100th episode event, this evening's Gossip Girl picked up right where the wedding left off with a somewhat lighter, equally confusing installment.

"The Backup Dan" featured some highly entertaining scenes thanks to Dan, Blair and Georgina, but was uneven in many respects. Chiefly, the story we were so excited for not really materializing.

Was anyone out there not loving Dan and Blair at the airport, on the run from her life? I'd watch an entire spinoff in which Dair travels the world, trying to stay one step ahead of Louis' henchmen.

Okay, Monaco totally doesn't have henchmen, but you get my point (they do have dowries, apparently, which we'll get to momentarily after we finish discussing the viewing experience that is Dair).

A Dan and Blair Photo

It's no wonder Penn Badgley and Leighton Meester, who play off of each other so brilliantly, have both made comments to the effect that Dan and Blair's relationship has become their favorite on GG.

Not only is it a hoot, frankly, it's the only one written in a way that makes sense! Will "The Backup Dan" ever become the #1 plan for B romantically? Who knows, but it's a lot of fun to watch unfold.

We know Dan harbors strong feelings for Blair, and it's starting to look like she's aware of them - she knows about the vows, after all, and come on, it's obvious - but she hasn't reciprocated. Yet.

Their scene near the end, before she inexplicably left with Louis, was heartwarming. In the same breath, Blair thanked him for being the one who's always been there for her, then bashed his hair.

That's their relationship in a nutshell. An unlikely duo bonded by their joint love of ... each other? There's not a lot these two have in common superficially, yet their personalities mesh wonderfully.

The airport sojourn was classic, with Dan dutifully assisting the runaway bride, doing a terrible job lying to S, begging his dad for help, and being dissed by a star-struck girl. He's definitely the man.

Blair, meanwhile, was desperately trying to remain in control after losing any semblance of it.

She may have a high opinion of herself, but even B isn't delusional to think the New York Post qualifies as a passport. At that moment, though, she was desperate enough that she may well have.

Add in Leighton in I Heart NY tourist garb and you had a recipe for a great episode. One you wished would've involved them successfully fleeing and keeping the banter/adventure going for a bit.

Sadly, they fled JFK and ended up at a Queens hotel, and despite one bright spot - Dan sticking up for himself and leaving with his pride intact - the night went downhill quickly from there.

Blair Post-Wedding

Serena and Chuck (and also Georgina, whose role got a lot less cool tonight despite a number of great one-liners) tracked her down, with S taking the fall for the video and C baring his soul. Again.

And he was shot down, again. Even though Blair said she loves him too, again.

Enter a contrived, confusing and unnecessary plot device: The dowry. Now Blair, and by extension Eleanor, are on the hook for millions if she defaults on her marriage to Louis within one year.

Wouldn't you know it, she's back with Louis at the end! Noticeably sad, but by his side, like nothing ever happened. The "pact" may be over, but there's an equally stupid obstacle in its place now. Terrific.

It's getting harder to take this seriously each week. How many times can Chuck be redeemed in the eyes of viewers and come thisclose to winning Blair's heart forever, only to have it stripped away?

Blair was going to flee to the Dominican Republic to annul the marriage but wouldn't leave with Chuck, who would gladly pay off the Grimaldis, because they ... wouldn't be equals if she did?

Come on, Gossip Girl. You're just jerking Chair around at this point.

They need to get on with it or let it go forever. Same goes for Dair. I'm all for a good love triangle, but not when the barriers thrown between the prospective couples are repetitive and unrealistic.

All we can do is hold out hope that there's a resolution worth waiting for down the line. I wish I had more confidence that were the case and that the actors would stop being wasted, though. Boo.

Chuck and Georgina Pic

What else did we learn this evening? Let's see ...

  • Georgina Sparks is not the Gossip Girl, but stepped up in her absence, as many theorized. While this makes more sense logistically, I'm still disappointed after last week's mega-reveal, and how amateurish she was tonight.
  • G is hilarious, to be sure, and locking Dorota in the closet was cold, but she was almost too obvious. The Georgina I know is a bit less desperate and more sociopathic. Her cover's bound to be blown.
  • Nate Archibald doesn't like girls who lie, which Lola clearly does. But he's willing to overlook that 30 seconds later as long as they're not lying about him, and wear cute catering outfits.
  • Serena loves Dan, but apparently he's all about Blair.
  • Blair's wedding DJ played Tone Loc. That's pretty cool.
  • Do not threaten Eleanor Waldorf. She will end you.
  • Do not tell Rufus Humphrey any secrets. Ever.

Overall, it's hard to feel good about tonight, especially after the wedding episode raised expectations on many fronts. The plus side? Dan maybe actually making a move in the promo for next week!

What do you think Georgina's endgame is? And is Blair really planning on going through with a giant marriage facade? Before we turn it over to your comments, here's the teaser for "Crazy, Cupid Love" ...

What did you think of Monday's Gossip Girl? Was it funny? Disappointing? Baffling? A little of each? Discuss below and share your predictions for next week's Valentine's Day-themed episode!

Review

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Yes we are all the same people: Blake Lively! How do you think i knw so much about Penn's smelly tiny penis? Ed Westwick may be the most out and proud hairiest guy, and I'm sure he's bisexual too, but Penn is the hairiest when given the chance. He thinks he's a real man and artist now that he stopped shaving his chest! While he was off starving himself and making another film no one will hear of, I was at Cannes with Leo! He's an A-Listers you know! Now Penn and Leighton would make a better couple because they won't be nearly as successful as Gossip Girl fans want them to be. Guess who will be? ME! I'll give you more inside scoop: Leighton's is a btch in real life, Chace drives drunk, Ed smells like patchouli oil and Penn gets angry if you don't call him an "artiste" which is French for humorless artist. I'm off to blow someone and not cough up a hairball bigger than Penn's genitals I XOXO you know you love Blake.

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@BLakeLively @PennsSmellyBuckleyHair @BlairsChastityBelt @Amy @caroline @amanda @PennSmellsLikePee @Diedre @Ashley. Same people? The comments all sound very similar to each other.

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@CC Yeah, they used to actually have a life beyond pathetic pining over each other or making up terrible excuses.

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I broke up with Penn Badgley because he's even more judgemental than his character. You'd think he was Marlon Brando, not "that kid from Gossip Girl that landed one role as a singer no ones heard about that may not even be that good". Remember Margin Call? Yea, neither do. He'll have cut his and ruined his looks, his only commodity, for nothing. Penn got all snotty and thought he was better than me all because I'm already 1,000 times more famous. I dated Leonardo DiCaprio for a week, you know? The biggest problem with Penn and my relationship? He smells like the village and I couldn't find his penis buried under that 2 inch mop growing around his balls. I didn't know Jeff Buckley had massive pubes! But I'm Blake Lively, I know nothing, right?

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Ew, I can't believe Blair put her head on Dan's lap in the airport. Nevermind why they were in an airport in the first place when these kids can charter private jets, but the smell! La Guardia smells anyway but imagine Penn's crotch! Ew. ew.ew. I bet Leighton nearly puked being so close to an unwashed forest of pubic hair. Ladies, that mop is head most likely doesn't look half as a wild as the mop growing atop his other head!

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It's not my fault! Eleanor doesn't make 'em like she used to. Can't blame her. Blair should've used a rubber those 29 billion times she chucked Chuck! Blair's been with so many men and women, I can't even keep up, and I was there! Chuck, then Nate, Chuck again, Lord Marcus, Chuck's uncle, Carter, Chuck again, Nate again, Columbia guy, Price nobody gives a flip about, Chuck yet again, Prince of Not France, Chuck at a child's part, that one time with Serena...and they say Serena's the easy one! Dan better pray to Allah that Blair find the key to me, otherwise he's going to have lots of rust stains which won't too attractive to anyone after Blair considering his pubes smell like Grand Central Station. Blair, please slow down. Sincerely, your rusty defective chastity belt (by Waldorf Designs).

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I bet when Dan and Blair hugged, Dan got crabs in that nasty muppet mop and Blair reeked of feces! What a match made in nasty STD infested heaven.

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Blair should be branded witha Scarlet S for being a huge slut! Stepping out on Chuck and going with Dan? Disgusting!!!!!