Gossip Girl Review: Daring to Dair!

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The spirit of Valentine's Day was in the air on Gossip Girl Monday night, but did "Crazy Cupid Love" tug at our collective heartstrings, or did it flatline amid high expectations?

There was plenty wrong with the episode, but at least Dan went there. He did it!

There's no longer any doubt about how Gossip Girl's underdog non-couple feels about one another. Dan's feelings may be stronger (or at least less complicated, with no dowry looming over Rufus) than the reverse, but they're mutual. He kissed Blair and unlike the first time, it wasn't just Dan doing the kissing.

On the contrary, she was all for it. That was awesome.

Whether you're rooting for a Chair series endgame or for unrequited Dair love, you have to concede that the show has short-changed both twosomes of late, and that something had to give one way or the other.

Blair probably should have run off with Chuck last week. Or the week before, during the now-infamous pre-wedding confession. But she didn't, and Dan subsequently remained in the romantic picture.

Tonight, he decided to make the most of that opportunity, and give the Hump credit for having giant cojones. Sadly, crazy Georgina was creeping nearby and engineered the ultimate c--k block on Dair.

Hot Dair Action?!

I didn't think he'd actually do it, or that she wouldn't pull away. The long-awaited kiss was worth the wait for those who have watched Dan and Blair grow together and experience so many near misses.

The evolution of their relationship has been an enjoyable constant in recent months, culminating in Blair's recollection of all the reasons "Serena" should love him. That scene was as heartfelt as it gets.

How adorable slash hot was that kiss, too? Leighton Meester was typically wonderful in conveying the mixed emotions of feeling forbidden to do such a thing but at the same time wanting it SO badly.

While this chapter was cut short, the love story remains an open book.

Make no mistake, Dair is no longer just a momentary obstacle or a blip on the radar. Blair and Chuck may indeed end up together in a year or so, but after this? Dair is the real deal, and all bets are off.

The fallout should be interesting, with Georgina holding the infamous photo as blackmail, Serena bitter at her BFF for moving in on Dan, and Chuck apparently for revenge against Dan for moving in on Blair.

The juiciest part of all of this is that the Dair kiss has dealt a serious blown to Chair and Derena ... and Blerena and Duck. No one will be able to wrap their minds around (or get over) this one anytime soon.

At least I think that's Chuck's motive. His random hookup with Alessandra was preceded by an unintentionally hilarious request for info on Dan's book. What could she possibly reveal that would hurt Dan?

Therein lies the problem with Gossip Girl these days. Dair did all they could to salvage this installment, but they can't stop the majority of the plots from feeling disjointed and patched together haphazardly.

Take Blair's return to N.Y. for example. Needing a way to push Louis out of the picture for one week, but still have him looming over Blair, they give a "minder" ... who's conveniently absent at exactly the wrong time.

Then there's Georgina's desire to break a mega-scandal because she's ... bored? Until Dan outs her, because she has the loudest cellphone ring ever, so she can't? But she magically gets her hands on Blair's prenup?

Or Nate's desire to woo Lola at a party Gossip Girl told him he's throwing, which can't happen because she won't cater Spectator events, but shows up at when Chuck moves the shindig to his place spontaneously?

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It doesn't make a lot of sense. Even if you're entertained by it all (and for the most part I am), you can't escape the fact that the show tries to strong together seriously convoluted plots with 2-3 lines of dialogue.

What else did we learn Monday? Where do we even begin. Some of the major developments:

  • Ivy's been staying in the Hamptons with Cece, who is totally the frontrunner in this spring's Gossip Girl death pool if she wasn't already. Ivy ran into Lola, who she'd bet before in Florida. Obviously.
  • Lola's a cutie who's playing hard to get, which only causes Nate to want her more. Love it. Also love that she's apparently clueless about everything that's gone on. Time for some recon/payback!
  • B's minder has a thing for Louis or is a serial murderer intent on offing her. Or a bit of both.
  • Fair, young Dorota was once wooed in a Polish beet field. Too bad that story was cut short.
  • Serena pines for Dan and broods a lot. Not too much else going on in the land of S of late.
  • Georgina employs various minions, including Nate's random Vanessa look-alike assistant.
  • Phillip and Milo? Say a prayer for those guys.

All in all, this week was very much up and down for me. The Georgina/G.G. and dowry angles are all over the place and on the verge of being mishandled to the point where it's hard to take them seriously.

That said, Dair continues to carry the show, just as Chair was once the reason to tune in. Which of the two couples has a brighter future romantically? Will Serena sabotage Blair before Chuck undermines Dan?

Can't wait to find out.

Before we turn it over to your comments, here's next week's promo for "Cross Rhodes." Blair looks like she wants it bad. Again. Consider this a 20-second glimpse of the next round of fan wars about to erupt ...

What did you think of this evening's Gossip Girl episode? Discuss below!

Are Dan and Blair soulmates?


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gosh! I haven't real all the comments but I just wanted to say something about why I never liked S and why I never will: she's so selfish!
I'm not even talking about Blair, because I can understand the problem with your friend's exes BUT my main point is her attitude toward DAN! Once again, he is not perfect (nobody is, but I still think that him sending the video is not in his character but not my point^^) but Serena KNOWS he likes/loves Blair and her only reaction to Blair is something like how could you do that to ME?
If she really loved Dan (which I'll always doubt since the Dan/Nate fiasco), she would at least take his feeling in consideration. For me, it only seems that she wants him because he doesn't want her...
But apart from that, I quite enjoy this episode more than the previous ones. Never really liked Ivy but now I'm interested.
But did I miss something? did Rufus had a blackout after the hospital? Why doesn't he remember what she said???


@Strychnine Twist the show deserves to be boycotted/canceled, it's terrible now regardless of who ends up together, the writing is terrible and there are multiple counts of character assassinations. @pty It feels awkward because the writers are trying to forget this but it really happened no matter how hard they try to brush it off. That's Gossip Girl's problem, it's turning into a terrible telenovela, that doesn't make it okay. @y0y0 The writers can try to claim that Chuck's 'changed' for the umpteenth time but he's not. @toohip Yeah, they even make fun of them on twitter and in interviews. They really don't care about the fans or how many viewers leave.


Who the fuck inhabited Blair's body?? bravo writers for killing an awesome character.
After this I'm rooting for Cherena!


Also as far as Blair being a Slut? Give me a break, there all Sluts!


@ Anonymous I think your right the writers do enjoy pissing off people. Hey Lets all remember the writers them selves said that they have been working on B and D since day one! They know what there doing! Who are We to say other wise. I mean come on now lets just all move past the fact that they made and yes they made a awesome couple out of Blair and Chuck and sit back and watch because they got it all figured out! Right? :)


The only reason I still watch is Dair....if it ends soon I'm done


This was the best episode of Season 5! Can't wait for the next one!


how can you defend chair after seeing chucks reaction and the promo? He hasnt changed at all. Who is he to decide what person Blair is with? Trying to hurt Dan now, in whatever way. Childish like his own self. Thats what makes the show interesting and funny and therefor I like it, but Jesus Christ thats definitely not a reason to support him. Rather to finally say that Chair should be over good due to Chuck constantly falling back into his old behaviours. I enjoyed the last episodes, and will enjoy the next ones as long as they dont bring up a Chair reunion. I dont have anything against the couple but it has become way too repetitive and Chuck is constantly resetting his mature self to the High School Version. Makes the show fun and interesting like I already stated, so I am for it. But makes him also look more away from Blair then he has been for a while, which is pretty much how it should be. Or otherwise the show would completely derail love-wise.


I don't understand what is with all the fighting. Chair shippers know that Chair is endgame, so why upset?
Don't go all pregnant for Chair not being in the limelight, they will. Its been four years and my hypothesis is that Dair Shippers just want Dair, because well they have waited longer than you guys. You guys had four solid years of on/off relationship. Repetitively.
I don't know why everybody is so selfish all of a sudden.


@Anonymous: Wao, you really are intense, I've been reading your comments all morning. I'm not weirded out by the whole Dan and Serena family relation. You may not believe this, but over a decade ago I saw an Argentinian telenovela were the 2 leads also share a sibbling (the female lead via her father was half sister of a girl who was also half sister of the male lead via his mother), and yet it turned out ok at the end, the 2 leads ended up together. @latin lover: ok, didn't knew, and my response time is slow because I'm at work.

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