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Director: I'm pretty sure your Not in this Scene
Nathaniel: And i'm pretty sure i don't Care.
So Meredith, You like horses?
Kol: I'm new and I already kick ass. Just check the spelling of my name.
Totally mentally drawing Meredith next to a horse right now..
Help me Mr. Pool stick. Your my only friend.
1000 years....I am so over it
Dreams of having a job that doesn't involve leaning on a stick.
I've been daggered in a coffin for 100 years. Any female I'm not related to looks good right now.
Kol: I don’t care if it’s Damon's birthday. No mom, no no! You remember what happened the last time we went to the Salvatores. They pushed my off the balcony. I’m an original hottie. And sure last time it was just my neck. But what if next time it’s my face? This is the money maker. This is how I get the girls. I’m not that good of a vampire. I know that and I’m man enough to admit it.
Kol: Damn I wish I was Alaric Saltzman right now.
Kol: So, Meredith, tell me about your hopes and dreams...
Kol: The 100th Caption Contest? And this is what they come up with? Man, I should have sent them that shot of Klaus when he went dressed as Harry Potter for Halloween.
Kol: Dang I missed my sister's sweet ass...wait? WHAT?! DAMON SLEPT WITH HER!?!?!
Kol: (to himself) oh the good old days when you could walk three steps to get a drink, now its all no killing this, no killing that blah bla blah
Kol: Damn I'm way hotter than everyone here, thank god
Kol: I swear, mine's thicker than this cue stick!
Kol: Look at this face. How could you daggar this face?
Kol: You wanna play or should we just fast forward to the part where we make out?
Kol: Look at that ass
Klo: Are you going to let me win, or do I have to stick this cue into your heart?
"I'm sorry Elijah, I didn't know you wanted to keep this cue stuck up there..."
Kol: Yes, my name is spelled 'K-O-L' - get over it or you-know-what is going to be you-know-where.
Kol: I'm awesome, basically.
kol thinking: could i use this pool-que as a dagger towards Klaus?
Kol: Can I go back to staring at myself?