The photo of Kol leaning over a pool cue led to an assortment of submissions for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our milestone 100th edition of the feature.

We thank all who participated and we're now here to announce the winner: "Ari," who got a little dirty with her entry, but didn't cross over into NC-17 territory. That totally is the sort of thing Kol would say, isn't it?

Check out the winning caption below and then come back to play again next week and every week!

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