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I really hope pretty little human Matt shows up so I can show him how this cue stick can improve his looks. I just love smacking him around.
Maybe I should get a cool hair cut like Stefan so more chicks will dig me.
This sucks! I'll never be as hot as Damon Salvatore.
Ahhh! Much better than Q tips!
So, Hun, want to go steady?
Kol: Hey doll...if i let you win , can i have a bite? :D
Kol thinking: Just sit here and act like you know what you are doing.
Kol: My hotness will make me win this game in no time.
So how does this game go again? Cant i just stand here, leaning on the stick looking adorable?
Kol: Here I am, awaken after 100 years, and all I did was crushing someone's hand and leaning on billard stick.