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February 23rd, 2012 5:00 PM
This show was horrible. I would have given a "0" if i could. I checked back to watch an episode after hearing it had improved, but in fact, it had not. Worse, I have stopped watching the old episodes because I just watch the old alan and old jake anymore, knowing that alan turns into a total smuck and jake is nothing but a pothead. So, the new Two and a Half Men has lost me as a viewer, both for the old and new shows. Sorry Charlie (Lorre), i have a hunch your syndication profits are going to tank too.
February 23rd, 2012 11:57 AM
First off ....Zoey is proving to be a bore. I'm getting really tired of the accent and the haughty personality. Walden is completely out of step with this Zoey character. Secondly, Alan's girlfriend is a pig. However, the girl who plays the part is an excellent actress in her disgusting role.
Yup, it looks like the other characters are gone for good. It's a whole new show and my guess is that people still look at it for the train wreck it has become. Much like going to a car race because you want to see a spectacular accident. Well they get their wish and I'm to blame myself for continuing to watch this show even though it's a far cry from the old days with Charlie.
February 22nd, 2012 5:28 PM
@kris - As long as ASShton is on the show, there is absolutely no "potential" for this piece-of-crap show to get any better. It is so very obvious that the really talented actors are not comfortable with either ASShton or their lines.
February 22nd, 2012 5:20 PM
Just awful..This whole show doesn't work since Charlie. I TRIED to like it and watched about 4 episodes, but it just keeps getting worse. Gone from our TV lineup to watch. Loser of a show!
February 22nd, 2012 5:18 PM
@gleapman - I absolutely loved your comment. Couldn't have said it better.
February 22nd, 2012 5:12 PM
I have been watching this show since it began. But Monday night was the worst one of this season. I can tolerate some sick humor but over and over it is truly disgusting. Glad I DVR it and did not watch in real time, as I would have tuned out with the first vomit.
February 22nd, 2012 3:58 PM
The "Vomit Show" hit a new low for television sitcoms. What in the hell were the writers thinking? This show is now off my viewing list. I was completely disgusted with the storyline this past episode.
Terrible, terrible, terrible! Oh yes, and very poor taste for all ages!!
February 22nd, 2012 2:23 PM
Honestly. Does anyone really watch this pathetic show?
I look in on the forums to see if the show's dead yet.
On my cable service provider, channels that played Two and a Half Men have removed/replaced the show by superior programming {and that's not necessarily raising the bar alot...}
Rank: New User
February 22nd, 2012 1:29 PM
There was nothing funny about this episode! My reaction during the first puking scene when Alan and Walden where sitting on the bed, why don't they just leave the room?!?! Stupid! Does Chuck Lorre have a hidden agenda? Is Lindsey now an alcoholic? Will she attending AA Classes in the next episode? I betcha.
February 22nd, 2012 7:12 AM
Horrible! Who thinks a theme of vomiting/drinking is funny --? especially for a show "supposed" to be comedic and family viewing.... its just not there-- hasn't been since Charlie left ---- so many have just "had it" with this show ---
February 22nd, 2012 3:10 AM
I don't get what is so funny about vomiting from start to end, I found this show disgusting. I feel sorry for the cast.
Rank: Extra
February 22nd, 2012 2:02 AM
The funniest line was when Alan said: "I can't believe I kissed the mouth that did this!" The vomit theme was funny but they took it a bit too far when Lyndsey was in the bathroom and Alan and Walden were trying to talk. The humor would've been more powerful if they had shortened that scene.
It was amusing to see Jake trying to score with the "whore from the seventh floor". And of course, he didn't succeed because he was good - he wasn't - he succeeded because she was easy.
February 21st, 2012 11:50 PM
Pathetic. From beginning to end. This show stopped on the end of season 6. On seasons 7 and 8, a couple of episodes were funny, especially when Herb and Bertha were involved but now ? It's so empty... It's usually only Alan and Walden, I mean they even took an actress who played Herb's sister before to play Walden's ex-wife, how insane, stupid, and disrespectful for the audience is that ? The good writers left after season 6, it's obvious, and the decent one remaining left with Charlie Sheen... Even The Big Bang Theory is getting boring, what the hell is Chuck Lorre doing ? Has he lost all perspective over his work ?
February 21st, 2012 11:41 PM
A round of applause to the four apparent studio hacks with the nerve to comment on this week's pathetic attempt at humor. "Touches of brilliance"? "Laughed my ass off"? The PR guy writing that must have thrown up a little in his own mouth.
February 21st, 2012 10:47 PM
Even though it was pretty sick I still laughed my ass off.
February 21st, 2012 10:22 PM
i simply hated this episode how can they ruin a comedy that used to be extremely good enjoyable and funny now it is just stupid toilet humor that is not funny alan is retarded and jake stopped being funny when he grew up i feel sorry for the actors they should cancel the show it is simply not working and vomiting is just stupid and makes yo feel sick i used to like two and a half men this is a FAIL.
February 21st, 2012 10:16 PM
I had been watching this show this season because it seemed to be a train wreck I couldn't take my eyes from. But that episode was disgusting. Writing went right down the tubes!!!!
February 21st, 2012 10:09 PM
I will never watch this show again. What were they thinking? All of the writers and decisions makers should be fired.
February 21st, 2012 8:39 PM
A lot of people seem very to be very offended by all the vomiting, which is completely understandable. However, the show did have some touches of brilliance, such as Zoey's argument with her ex, and when Jake pulled that chick Uncle-Charlie style!
February 21st, 2012 7:52 PM
This episode lacked humor on any level. The vomit jokes weren't funny, even on a "god, that's so gross" level. The supposed "punch-lines" were forced and the laugh track made them more sad and ludicrous. My high school students no longer watch the show which is a shame as I would really have loved their take on all of it. Who are these writers? No one in charge saw how awful this was? No one? Why has Alan been turned into such a cringe-worthy twit? There is desperation in the "Two and a Half Men" scripts and I predict we'll see a farewell episode very, very soon.
February 21st, 2012 4:46 PM
Not gonna watch this ever again. Worst episode from whole series.
February 21st, 2012 4:18 PM
One of the worst tv sitcom episodes ever!! The writing and directing has been the been awful all season, but there was absolutely nothing funny about last night. And where the reviewer states that the episode was "pretty decent by all comedic standards"... Come on, what standards are you comparing?? This show is nothing more than vomit!
February 21st, 2012 4:09 PM
WE ARE DISGUSTED AND DISAPPOINTED. ONCE TO THROW UP IS ENOUGH, BUT OVER AND OVER AND CLEANING THE RESTROOM=NO.
February 21st, 2012 3:05 PM
Pucking is not funny and he went on for ever. Good Lord stop the maddness!!!~
February 21st, 2012 2:38 PM
Since when does puking throughout an entire show constitute HUMOR???? It was disgusting and we ended up switching channels. It was either that or distribute Barf Bags to everyone. Come on guys...Grow Up !