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S- So, who's heart are you going to concur and then turn into pieces next? If is not Chuck's again, do you mind if I go out with him just for a little while? Just like you, I'm trying to make a perfect record on dating every man in Gossip Girl...
B- Of course, just make sure to return him when i'm finished with the lonely boy...
Serena: So who do you think you are running around leaving scars, collecting a jar of hearts, tearing life apart.... you are going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul.. poor louis, chuck and dan... who do you think you are??
Blair: I got my moves like jagger and boys love em.... please don't judge..
Blair: What do you mean I look like Snow White?!
B: If Katniss can choose Peeta over Gale, then I can choose Dan over Chuck.
S: What does that make Prince Louis?
B: Louis is my Hunger Games, and I must do everything in my power to stay alive until the end.
Blair: What do you mean I'm becoming the new you? Just because I have Dan and all the storylines now...you're still relevant! I mean, ok, not as the oblivious best friend who leads on all the guys who love her because she can't make up her mind. That's kind of me now. But you have Lola! I don't have a Lola.
Blair: Serena WFT Chuck's school girl thing ended years ago!!!
Blair: like WTF Serena?
B: "You dated him on and off again for 5 years, Serena!"
S: "So, what's that got to do with anything?"
B: "You could have at least trained him in the art of sex! I'd have a better chance getting off with a rubber duck and and cucumber!"
Blair: Yo, where's that money you own me, bitch?
S: so im on the pill, finally! but im finding it difficult to use it.
B: could you chase it down with some water?
S: down!? wait where does it go in again?
Blair: Serena, its Valentine's Day, why are you dressed like a hooker?
Serena: Why are you dressed like a flamenco dancer?
Blair: Ok, so all the clients you pick up, leave me the gentle ones, you can have the scruffy ones...Happy?
Blair: Fine, you can work the streets until midnight, but be back here for the final party, please?
Blair: Don't you know that I am the crazy bitch around here?
Blair: Dan is mine now S. You will have to do with Ryan Reynolds.
Blair:I am a bitch S DEAL WITH IT.
Serena- why are you so mad, all I said is that you should give up sex for lent