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Gossip Girl Sneak Peek: Dair Sex Fail!

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Condom misplacement.

An unfortunate unzipping incident.

Interim housekeepers who don't knock.

Lily and Rufus walking in on them ... thrice.

It appears that, in the month since we've last seen them, Dan and Blair have encountered all of the above problems and more in attempt to consummate their physical relationship. Will they ever get it done?

Not in the sneak preview below, from Monday's all-new episode, "Con Heir." After recounting their past intimacy follies, they're foiled again, thanks to host of external circumstances. Watch the hilarity now:

How will Dan and Blair respond from these initial setbacks, and can we expect the budding relationship to last, despite growing pains, the still-looming dowry and the always-looming specter of one Charles Bass?

Comment below, and for more on that, Monday's episode, and the remainder of Season Five, read TVF's exclusive interview with Joshua Safran, Gossip Girl executive producer and show-runner, from yesterday.

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Dr hollis

Glad the Dair fans are so gleeful, and congratulations to those who managed to praise their couple without insulting all Chair fans. To the rest of you, may karma bite you in the ass.

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By the way, for those who don't like Dan and Blair, there are still lots of storylines for you to watch that Chuck/Jack, Ivy/Vanderwoodseens and Nate/Lola. And Dan and Blair have lots of chemistry and want to have sex but things get in their way. It's simply a running gag and no it doesn't say anything wrong about their chemistry because they will get it right by the end of the episode. Also, Serena didn't want in on them. She entered Blair's shared bathroom. I'm sure the door on Blair's side was shut.

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Very funny scene. I can't wait till they get it right :D

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Dan and Blair are so funny and cute. I'm relieved that their bedroom problem is more of a logistical nature rather than lack of chemistry. Because they obviously have the hots for each other

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I reaaaally feel sorry for the Dair fans. I was hoping the writers would do Dair justice and write their story in a consistent mode and not fuck it up like they did Chair. But this alarmingly points out to me how much of a mis-fit they are. They just don't connect sexually and it's an undercurrent, a subconscious realisation that is hindering them. DS were more naturelle during Dan's "first" time and CB, well CB albeit their many problems, sexually were alchemy.
It really is sad. but this will be the beginning of their downfall. Sad but true.if anything, it highlights how much of a sexually insatiable being Blair is. So much like Chuck!

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again - spin off a sitcom exploring the relationship between Dan and Blair.

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OMG THEY ARE SO GROSS ugh

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cont: Dair fans say Blair has changed and is maturing, yet I find her tone of voice sounds as snobish as always if not more. If she really is changing shouldn't she sound more humble? As a CB fan, I could also argue that GG is ripping off Joey and Rachel of Friends with this scene, where any excuse was good to stop the sex attempts, and we all know how that ended, not that here it will end exactly the same, but still.

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I get that Dair fans are going to be happy with whatever they get, but seriously, how come you are not upset by some part of this clip? Some of the incidents alluded were over the top (seriously? Serena walking in on them? If you really think Dair is realistic then realistically that should have been awful?) They get turned off by a car alarm? If they were really so hot for each other and after so many failed attempts is it possible that something like that stops them? Blair feels watched by Cedric? She has a doll in her room too, what happened when she entertained Chuck, Nate, Carter, Louis and possibly Marcus? (I'm certain Cameron didn't reached that level.) That wasn't hot, it could have been hadn't they stop for such a ridiculous reason. It certainly wasn't hotter than DS or CB and it was barely hillarious, and only a bit hillarious because it feels ridiculous at the end. Dair fans say Blair has changed and is maturing, yet I find her tone of voice sounds as snobish as always if not more. If she really is changing shouldn't she sound more humble? As a CB fan, I could also argue that GG is ripping off Joey and Rachel of Friends with this scene, where any excuse was good to stop the sex attempts, and we all know how that ended, not that here it will end exactly the same, but still.

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Perhaps they had better sex if Blair bring Chuck , and Dan brig Serena. And to do it in four (Dan had already tried threesome, and I am sure that the Serena too).