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Zou Bisous Bisous, Zou Bisous Bisous, Zou Bisou Bisou
Elena: Stefan! Answer your phone!
Elena: What again! Why do i always end up cleaning up the mess.
Elena: Stefan didn't anyone ever tell you not to play with your food.
Elena: ..I'm done helping you people!
Stefan: Oh my God!
Elena: I know, Stefan. She's lost so much blood, but I think we can still save her li---
Stefan: She's never going to be able to get that stain out of her shirt!
*hungry eyes begins to play downstairs*
Elena: Not funny, Damon!
Stefan : Ric should seriously stop trying...
Stefan: Can I eat her? She's almost dead anyways.
Elena: Don't you dare! I'll hate you forever.
Stefan: But there's so much blood!
Elena: Just save her already.
Paul: Nina, don’t freak, okay? Marital rows happen!
Elena: I wonder who did this…?
Meredith (faintly): A-Alaric…
Elena: Sorry, what was that? Can't hear you! - Stefan, I think she did it herself. You know, for the attention.
Elena: Looks like we're going to need a huge Shamwow!!!
Stefan: That's right, rub her shoulder...now, now smell her hair. *giggle*
Elena: Seriously? He couldn't finish her off himself? What kind of role model is he, making us do his dirty work!
Elena: Okay, she must have been clipping her nails and left the water running and then she slipped on it and accidentally stabbed herself with the scissors…
Stefan: … I don’t think so, Watson.
Nina: What happened here, Paul?
Paul: The producers asked her how she’d feel about a sex scene with Matt Davis.
Nina: …And she’d rather stab herself in the belly?
Elena: That's it! I wash my hands on getting Alaric a new girlfriend! They all end up looking like this!
Elena: I think she will need a Bloody Meredith after this...Like a regular Bloody Mary minus the tomato juice and lemon.
Elena: Come on you have to save her...she's your wife!!
Stefan: Not on this show she's not...
Elena: Stefan! She's not 'A'!
Stefan: Is it just me, or do the tissues on the sink look like Hands coming out?
Do you think Elle Woods can get Ric out of this one?
Elena to Stephan: I finally get it. She's the second person to die in my bathroom. It's my bathroom that's the problem.
Stephan: I swear Elena, I did not do this! If I had, her head would have come off.
Elena: This is the final test Stephan. Who do you want more right now? Her or me?
Stephan: You of course. She's already dead.
Paul: ...and THAT's what you get for cheating on me with that silly Alaric!