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Serena: to become the it girl you've got to set trends , party and sleep with the most eligible bachelors.
lola: well ive slept with nate?
serena: havent we all dear
lola: how low cut is this dress?
serena: cleavage darling , if youve got it flaunt it
serena: to become a IT girl you have to wear the best clothes, hang out with the hottest celebrities , photographed in the newest bars and clubs
lola: dont you mean get photographed with out any clothes on? sleep with the hottest celebrities ? and photogaphed falling over drunk out of the newest bars and clubs?
serena: its like looking in a mirror except i have bigger boobs
Lola: I think there must be some mistake, it looks like you gave me some lingerie.
Serena: No, no mistake.
Serena: If you're good, Serena will show you what is the real triple.
Lola: Thanks, but I have tasted Nate and Dan.
Lola: Oh how the mighty have fallen! Once you were posing for cameras and flashing your assets. Now you just flash news about others, and aren't any good at that either.
Serena: " Lola I'm trusting you with my Prabal Gurung dress, make sure you use the Jendarling garment bag, also I want it back!"
Lola: "....what do you mean? I'm not real Rhodes material until after I slept with a professor?"
L: the last thing i should worry about is some pathetic unnamed blogger.
S: *speechles and thought: Shit, even this Florida girl think i'm pathetic!*