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Serena: Mom, these reporters say that you are divorcing from Rufus?
Lily: Yes dear, enough is enough for rock musician, again it's time for millionaires!
Serena: Great Mom! Right, I call Dan now, we are going to Las Vegas!
Lily: Yes, it is true. Serena learned how to be heartless and have no loyalty from me. My only hope is that she will have as many ex-husbands as myself. Speaking of, looks like another is in the works.
Cameraman - Serena, show us how surprised you were when you found out Ivy was an imposter.
Lily: Yes, I will indeed be starring as Season Six’s evil super villain. I am very much looking forward to it!
Lily: I have gathered you today to Rufly say...I am getting a divorce.
Paparazzi: We are the crowd we're c-coming out, got my flash on it's true, need that picture of you!
Serena: mom, I'm so sick of all these reporters.
Lily: yes, well maybe if you actually did something respectable to warrant them coming around, you wouldn't be so sick of them. the reason you don't like them darling, is because they remind you of how spoiled and aimless you really are.
Serena: is this like with Colin? if you're trying to reverse psychology me, I get your point.
Lily: No dear, I just think you're old enough that I can be honest with you. please Serena, either marry a rich man and have a baby or get a career already.
Reporter 1: Miss. Van Der Woodsen! How do you feel about these accused charges?
Lily: All I can say is that the accusations against my daughter are not true.
Reporter 2: So you deny that your daughter sleeps her way to the top and uses your wealth to get away with just about anything?
Lily: Well I can't really deny it, but I certainly cannot confirm it.
Reporter 1: Mrs. Van Der Woodsen, why isn't your daughter speaking for herself?
Lily: As you already know; Serena isn't that bright. It'd just be a disaster to put her in front of a bunch of reporters, wouldn't it?
Serena: So I guess everyone got the news that I have a storyline again...
Lily: Yes, I admit it. I am Chuck's real mother.
Serena: Mom, what's with all of these reporters?
Lily: Oh darling, I'm gonna announce that I'm single again.
Reporter: Serena, how are you coping with the relationship of your step-brother and best friend?
Serena: Dan and Blair are dating!?
Lily: It is with a heavy heart that we will be saying goodbye to Josh Safran...oh I'm sorry, who are we kidding. Maybe we'll get good, plausible storylines now.
Omg I love Lily HBIC
Serena it's time to tell the world your dirty little secret
Serena it's time to tell the world your little dirty secret!