Gossip Girl Caption Contest 209
Welcome to the 209th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic. Yep, 209... what a run! If you're new, this is where our readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama. So who won?
Your Caption Contest winner, featuring a photo from "The Return of the Ring," is girlonfire.
Congratulations and well done. The winning entry appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go out to joenes, About_150_times and Betty Draper. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck next time!

Bart: Son, now that you have turned 21 it's time I finally tell you about the dark Bass family secret.
Chuck: Holy moly, what is it?
Bart: You have a long lost half brother. His name is Lance.
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June 1st, 2012 9:03 AM
chuck: i thought you were going to turn the bass industries into a family buisness, why would you shut me out like that?
bart: because im bart bass
chuck: hey! thats my line
June 1st, 2012 6:55 AM
Chuck Bass: I love you, Dad.
Bart: Well, that's too bad.
June 1st, 2012 6:55 AM
Chuck Bass: I love you, Dad.
Bart: Thank you.
May 31st, 2012 10:45 PM
Bart: Chuck the real reason I left was because....I well....Blair and I....
Chuck: WTF not again....I know Bass industries is a family business but come on!
May 31st, 2012 11:29 AM
Bart: Son, I’m gonna tell you a story. The story of how I met your mother…
Chuck: Which one? The one who pretended she was dead for 18 years, the one you hired and who slept with my best friend or your ex-wife who adopted me? It gets confusing, you know.
Rank: Extra
May 30th, 2012 8:17 PM
Bart: Charles, I assume you saw my will and the last wishes. Tell me. Did you honor my final request?
C: Of Course, Dad. I didn't understand at first, but, yes, I recorded every episode of American Idol. Full disclosure, though. There was this time awhile back. I kinda fell off the grid and got shot. I think Glee cut into the first 5 minutes of the last episode.
Bart: THE FINALE!?! You are a weak disappointment, and you are no longer apart of Bass Industries.
C: But you weren't even dead... and they probably have an app for that by now!
May 30th, 2012 5:37 PM
Chuck: I would've done anything for you. All you had to do was *ask.*
Bart (explains patiently): If I would've asked it wouldn't have worked- you would have been too willing.
Chuck (shakes head, stunned): No....
Bart: I can't let my feelings cost me everything I've built.
Chuck: Even if it means losing me instead?
Bart: Especially then.
May 30th, 2012 5:33 PM
Chuck: Three words. Eight letters. Say it.
Bart: I-I-
Chuck: And Blair wondered where I got my commitment issues from.
May 30th, 2012 5:20 PM
Chuck: Three words. Eight letters. Say it.
Bart: Chuck Bass. I will never say those three words to you.
Chuck: And Blair wondered where I got my commitment issues from.
May 30th, 2012 5:10 PM
Wow, the return of bart and chuck has really brought out the best in everyone! I don't think i've read so many genuinely funny quotes for the caption contest in a row, like ever.
About 150 times- yours is so funny! Ha, adorable.
Arnie- that really does sound like Bart and Chuck, damn xp
Stella- oh my God. that sweater. those yellow pants. seriously. good one.
QueenMab- yep. that sounds about right.
I love this!
nisaliciouz
May 29th, 2012 12:25 AM
Chuck: So Dad, who's my real mother ?
Bart : Don't Ted Mosby me, I won't tell.
But the best one, by far, bar none is:
MariA
May 28th, 2012 2:07 PM
"Chuck : Can I at least have a hug ?
Bart : Please. It's not like if you were my son.."
L-o-v-e this. In a crux, perfection.