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Bart: Hah. You blinked first. Say goodbye to Bass Industries, son...
On a related note, anyone see these pictures of Conner Paolo (Eric) from a Tyler Shields photo shoot? Ow ow
Chuck: So Dad, who's my real mother ?
Bart : Don't Ted Mosby me, I won't tell.
The constest for who can stand stiffer for longer starts now!
Chuck: Let the best man win.
Bart: See! I'm standing in sunlight. Hopefully this finally proves that i am not a vampire.
Chuck: I rule Manhattan now, I'm the face of this city.
Bart: Oh please, the Empire, it has had more owners in the time you have owned it than America itself.
Chuck: So, did the doctor actually say that your face would crack if you smiled?
Bart: Of course - why do you think I'm always this expressionless?
"Chuck : Can I at least have a hug ?
Bart : Please. It's not like if you were my son.."
Chuck: I can't believe I got you a father of the year mug.
Bart: "Son, I'm glad you adopted my style."
Chuck: "I figured, since you were gone, someone had to hold on to that 'suit jacket yes but only one button down' style. But now that you're back, excuse me please. I have a scarf, yellow pants and a dolphine sweater to look for."
Chuck: Father, I mean you are reconcile with Lily.
Bart: Yes, and you are with Blair.
Chuck: Then let's take a few prostitutes and celebrate. We may invited Jack to join us.
Bart: Charles never to learn, if there is Jack me and you can just sit and drink whiskey.
Bart: So I see you are still wearing different shades of purple. Guess my death did not teach you anything.
Chuck: Cold-hearted and mocking my clothes. I am glad you are back, father.
Bart: I see you are still wearing purple...Guess my death did not teach you anything.
chuck: lets settle this if i win i get half of the family buisness and if you win i go it alone .... 5,4,3,2,1 ..... you blinked ! I WIN !
@About_150_times: omg best ever.
Chuck: I will no blink first
Bart: Son, now that you have turned 21 it's time I finally tell you about the dark Bass family secret.
Chuck: Holy moly, what is it?
Bart: You have a long lost half brother. His name is Lance.
Bart: So you didn't believe Diana was your mother. Not even for a second?
C: Well, sometimes I do feel as if I've been hiding an English accent for years.
Bart: So you really think she is dead?
Chuck: I think it is such a shocker that it has to be true. She will be missed though.
Bart: I hope she got out of the plane on time. Victoria Grayson IS Revenge.
Chuck: Well maybe she will come back from the dead like you did.
Bart: Oh please. It's not a soap opera Charles!