Gossip Girl Season Finale Review: The More Things Change ...

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With one notable exception, Gossip Girl came full circle in its fifth season finale tonight.

Lily and Bart are married, with a spurned Rufus pining for the girl of his dreams. Dan, too, is back on the outside looking in, with no idealized visions of the Upper East Side or its denizens clouding his worldview.

Georgina is just waiting to stir up drama. Blair has her sights set on world domination. Chuck is reeling, desperate to escape from his father's shadow. Serena had barstool sex with Blair's boyfriend, then left town.

Nate is ... well, Nate. It feels like 2007 again, people!

Fortunately, for Chuck and Blair, "The Return of the Ring" was not just a return of previous near-misses. Cheesy gambling metaphors aside, when she showed up and told him she's all in, Chuck's face said it all.

Chair finally turned that corner, pointed squarely toward an epic endgame next season.

Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf Picture

A quick review of Chuck, Blair and prior Gossip Girl season finales:

Yeah, it's been a long, often painful road to get this far, with some aspects feeling repetitive. There's plenty of work left to be done, too. We can't forget that Chuck rejected Blair again at 8:50 EST tonight.

Realistically, though, everything up until this point had to happen. Even his rejection of Blair's advances before the buzzed-about, season-ending casino scene injected fresh life into the romance once more.

Chuck's past mistakes and misdeeds are well-documented, but that doesn't mean he's wrong about Blair. Nor was Bart, despite the callousness with which he cut Chuck loose. He deserved better than this.

She needed to be all in, too, and now she is. It'll be interesting to see how they get there, but it's hard to imagine Chair not getting together for real, and for good, as the series draws to a close next year.

The fairy tale ending Blair, and so many fans, have been dreaming about for so long is now within sight. More amazingly, tonight's crucial events felt somewhat organic ... well at least by Gossip Girl standards.

No one here's defending Bart for his lack of compassion, respect, empathy or truthfulness (guess he didn't change too much in hiding), but his actions did lead Chuck to make a decision of his own, for the right reasons.

Bart also gifted us with the prospect of Chuck and Jack Bass on the same side to take him down, and for that we are forever grateful. But most significantly, he cleared the way for a new, honest and equal Chair.

Chuck and Bart Photo

Dair fans, please remove your belt and shoelaces and give them to loved ones ASAP.

Their love was real, and Blair and Dan's relationship brought us so many great scenes. But there's probably no coming back from this one. Hold out hope if you like, but Blair made her choice, then she doubled down.

It has nothing to do with his cheating, which she presumably isn't even aware of (it was also a bit unclear, given all the scheming going on, if Blair even told Dan, or tried to tell him, that they were done).

If she really didn't tell Dan, after all he's done for her? Not cool. Plain and simple. I'd like to give B the benefit of the doubt here, but even if it did take place off screen, the fans would've liked more closure.

Regardless, her choice was irrespective of Dan and Serena's surprising sex romp. He's right when he says using her to forget his pain is different than the manipulative act of destruction she tried to initiate.

That was just wrong, and you can't help but feel a little bad for Dan in all this. He became collateral damage as Serena's Gossip Girl exploits unraveled so rapidly that her feud with Blair reached critical mass.

Is (or was) Serena really in love with Dan, as she claims? Or purely using his body and Blair's minions to ruin her now-former BFF? Somewhere in between? In any case, the extent of the fallout was dramatic.

Give Dan credit for not taking Serena back after realizing how he got played. Doing so would've been beyond pathetic, even if his kiss-off line to her was harsh. The maligned muppet has a backbone, who knew!

Where do any of them go from here? The writing was uneven this season, but the producers did a nice job of making the story arcs that concluded tonight matter with heightened emotional stakes and lasting repercussions.

Adrift and alone, Serena is riding the rails in more ways than one. Ironically, Blair's diary was leaked online, but it's S who burned just about every bridge known to humankind, while Queen B is off to rule Paris.

Their friendship may never recover, and clearly Bart's resurrection carried lasting repercussions. Chuck has been ostracized and left to fight for what's his. Rufus' marriage was annulled, just like that.

Much as certain thematic elements felt like deja vu, there's no hitting the reset button after this. Well, except maybe for Nate. He's pretty much back at square one, only wearing more suits. Bless his heart.

Georgina Sparks and Dan Humphrey

Clearly, opinions on the season finale and season overall will vary depending on how you feel about particular couples or relationships, but from a directorial standpoint, "The Return of the Ring" was a pretty good payoff.

There were twists, turns, consequences that matched the urgency of the building storylines and despite some eye-rolling moments - Blair listing off Dan and Chuck's respective traits to Eleanor; too many iPhone blasts, lies, gimmicks and convoluted ploys to even keep straight - it ended up being pretty darn entertaining.

This installment essentially blew up the nucleus of the show. Now, with 11 episodes to go before we close the book on the CW drama for good, we get to see it come together again. Bring it on.

Other side developments and burning questions from the Season 5 finale:

  • William got Carol's half of Cece's estate transferred to Lola ... who give it all back to Ivy when she learned Lily was sabotaging Carol's defense, ordering her former impostor to take Lily down.
  • Lola turned down the chance to live with Nate, but it was amicable at least. Guy was serious about her, too, but it looks like she's gone the way of vintage GG vanishing love interests past.
  • Diana sent Nate a surveillance tape of their near-rendezvous with Gossip Girl two weeks back, and ... is Gossip Girl actually a dude? In a black hoodie? Shockingly, we didn't see his/her face.
  • Will Dan channel his rage into the next work of literary brilliance? Or at least cutting his hair? Is Georgina really the best muse? Does he have any friends left on the UES except Nate?
  • Does this mean Rufus will resume his music career?
  • Any chance J (or V) makes a comeback next fall?
  • Do people really throw divorce parties?

Time to turn it over to you. What did you think of the finale? Everything you thought it could be? A miserable failure? How do you see things playing out in the (unfortunately shortened) sixth and final season?

Share your comments with us below!

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@G. Sparks
As if you know who is GG? Are you the writer of the series, and you know who is the GG? Of course everyone should express their opinion. And if you do not like my opinion do not read it!

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No actually we're not I don't even know the person I just seen your comment and thought that it was rude. It's fair enough if your fed up but instead of basically belittling the person over the internet just give him your thoughts in a more respective way.

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@ks, are you Zoran in different name? I guess so. Well, I'm just fed-up by your know-it-all attitude on the net. And most of them are wrong. That's all.

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@G.Sparks, rude much? as far as I'm concerned people have the right to express their opinion over the internet and people should not try and belittle them because they disagree.

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Production of the series is again cheated fan of Serena and Dan. Like Chuck and Blair fan, and we fan of Serena and Dan are supposed to get a happy ending for Serena and Dan. However, as usual, produced of a series will not do it. Now was the last chance to Serena and Dan have a happy ending together, and it failed. Most loyal fan series GG are exactly fan of Serena and Dan, because Dan and Serena are the first and oldest couple in the series. We, like Chuck and Blair fan, deserve a happy ending for Serena and Dan. 5 seasons produced of a series of cheating us, and stubbornly refuse to show a happy ending for Serena and Dan, so they finally have such a rating!

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@Zoran, shut your mouth! You already mislead us for saying that Alison is GG. You even keep on correcting your fellow commenters. Let them speak their own mind. We don't need your pretentious analysis here. Sorry to say, your DERENA is far to happen based on the ending. Hahahaha!

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why would anyone want more than 11 episodes of gossip girl..11 is more than enough otherwise they will mess up chair again! i dont see how they could possibly have this show drag out longer either way.

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dair fans are bitter just like chair fans were after so many seasons for blair to end up saying chuck doesnt have my heart anymore..but at the end chair has been built up for longer than dair so it didnt make sense to make dair endgame and to have blair truely love dan..i found them boring so im glad they are over..if dair would have been done differently and not so close to the whole silly louis fiasco than maybe i could have fallen in love with them but for now im happy to see them go..i dont see how they could make them a couple again.

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@honey, there is not enough episodes to put dair back together and end chair. It would completely make blair look more physco than she already has this season. Also dair can not be the same after dan willingly slept with s and I do think he still has feeling for s too. Im pretty sure chair is endgame

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The show was great, in my opinion. As a writer, I remember my first college course for English - writing - like it was yesterday. The first advice you are given, "Characters have to be believable!" Everyone commenting about the characters reverting back to their old ways, what are you talking about? They are not in their 30s or 40s. These are kids in their early 20s. How many people knew exactly what they wanted when they were 21 and 22? There has not been a time jump on this show. Most kids in college change their majors at 21, let alone have all their personal and business affairs in COMPLETE order. How many people make mistakes, and when they realize the mistake, they end up right back at square one? It's called learning from experience. And trust me, no one is in a relationship that is 100% golden. If that were the case, divorce would not exist, and neither would single parents. As for Chuck and Bart, father and son fight over the family business everyday, and some fight over women, which Chuck and Bart have not done, but it would be believable. People are watching TV and wanting everything to be perfect, but we do not live in a perfect world. As far as ex-boyfriends, how many people go back to their high-school or college sweetheart? A lot! That is exactly what Blair and Chuck are doing. If the writers would have allowed Chuck and Blair to be strong, and mature teens/young adults, with everything planned out, viewers would say it was too rushed and unbelievable. I applaud the writers for sticking to what is believable in this world. I have a 23 year-old cousin who I talk with everyday about getting her life together. Then I have to remember when I was her age, and I was living out my life, before I wanted to use my degree and dive into my career. I lived life, and I suggest everyone should. This is life people; these things have, do and will continue to happen in life! I loved the episode and I am eagerly waiting for next season.