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Blair (Thoughts): Dear Dan, please cut your hair....the next Medusa is not Medusa, its you.
Dan: I'm sorry Blair, I became homeless during summer break. Can I burrow some money?
Exhibit A: the biggest mistake/dumbest SL in Gossip Girl history.
blair: get get to the gym and get a work out my shoulder are wider then yours and i can lift heavier things then you can
Blair: Our British salon and our sleepovers (where we discussed our favorite literature and art) were fun, but I'm just kind of over it...you knew I loved Chuck so I'm guessing you also knew that this was coming? No hard feelings then!
Dan: eff you!! I'm going to write Inside 2 to get my revenge!
Blair: ooooooh I'm so scared! Go away and get a haircut Humphrey. I hope you and Cedric have a good summer.
Dan: eff you!!!
Blair: Don't look so surprised, Dan...we all know our relationship only happened to fill time so I could get back together with Chuck for a big season finale romantic cliffhanger!
God we suck
Dan: Will you take me back if I get a haircut?
Blair: If you had sold me for a hotel, humiliate me like a million times or done something really bad to me, I would consider it.
Dan: Blair, even though I love you, I think it's time we ended things. Your clothes have no wrinkles, your hair has no frizz, you don't know how to re-use coffee filters. You simply can't keep up with me. We're through.
Dan: My next book will be about this girl that gets pregnant from a prince, loses the baby on her way to break up with the prince to be with her ex, does a pact with God to save her ex promising to marry the prince, marries the prince but on her wedding day a video is released in which she confesses she loves her ex. So, the prince says their wedding is just business, she runs from the wedding with another man who was also the boyfriend of her bff, comes back to the prince when she learns she has to pay a diory for breaking up with him. When she finally breaks up with the prince she decides she wants to be with the man she ran away with and not the ex but it doesn't last much since her ex's father is resurected and she decides she wants to be with her ex and that she doesn't care for the other man...
Blair: Come on Dan, let's be serious here...
Dan: Do you think I need to...
Blair: Get a new wardrove, leave Brooklyn, work out a little more...
Dan: ...get my hair cut...
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