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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 317

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Welcome to the 317th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest here at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the ABC drama! Ready to see who won it this time?

Your Caption Contest winner, featuring a photo from Grey's Anatomy Season 8, is uklass.

Honorable mentions go out to jenny, jude1 and Hilary. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in next week's contest!

 Looking Over the Scans

Derek: I'm just trying to figure out why no one at Air Traffic Control noticed that our plane disappeared.
Owen: This is a brain scan, not a radar screen.

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Owen: I'm sorry that you're leaving Derek, this hospital is really going to miss you.
Derek; Thanks
Owen: But I guess you're not going to miss my half of the 'twisted sisters'?
Derek: I'm not going to miss Cristina's midnight phone calls to Meredith, keeping me awake. Or Cristina's visits to update Meredith on the hospital gossip, or her spur of the moment decision to join Meredith for a sleepover party when I'm also in the bed!

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Owen: Interesting brain scan.
Derek: No, not really, because I'm trying to use the computer to book seats to fly my family to Boston. Everytime I try, I get this scan on the screen. Owen, would you page my wife for me please?
Owen: Isn't your pager working?
Derek: My pager is fine. But if I page Meredith she'll realise that I've worked out that she's trying to sabotage our new life in Boston!

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Derek:....
Owen:...
Derek:...
Owen:...
Derek:Let's go for a cup of coffee!!!
Owen: HELL YEAH!!!!!! Screw the tumor!

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Kevin: so do you understand any of this brain stuff?
Patrick: nope, but that aint what they pay me for
Kevin: what do they pay you for?
Patrick: to sit here and look pretty
Kevin: really? me too

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Owen: so that's a tumor?
Derek: yupp
Owen: you seem bored
Derek: well ya know week after week its the same thing, just one risky life saving surgery after another...

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Derek; I'm still wondering whether having the dreamhouse shaped like a skull is a bit OTT?
Owen: Well I live in an old fire house and get to slide down the pole everyday before coming to work. So what can I say!

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Owen: did we really look that bad in made of honor
Derek: hey you were the one proud to wear a skirt

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derek: you do know this is not the best way to find out if Christina is leaving....

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Derek: so that's how Lexie broke Mark's manhood. ..

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Owen: so this part makes Cristina doesn't want kids..
Derek: yeah, we'll cut that part out and you'll have twelve children by next season.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Nobody's memory is perfect or complete. We jumble things up. We lose track of time. We are in one place... then another and it all feels like one long, inescapable moment. So, what does it mean? What do we take away? Which pieces will haunt us? Hurt us? End us? Inspire us? It's just like my mother used to say, the carousel never stops turning. You can't get off.

Meredith

We're all going to die. We don't get much say over how or when, but we do get to decide how we're gonna live. So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More Compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.

Richard