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Jeremy: So you're the Matt from Twilight? The blonde, blue eyed jock Bella rejected?
Matt: I am.
Jeremy: No wonder Caroline was so into you!
Matt: She's nice, but i prefer brunettes.

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Jeremy: I think the writers are tired of trying to find things for me to do on the show.
Matt: That's why i advised you to never quite your job at the grill. Quitting your job is what made you disposable in the first place. Haven't you heard what Damon said? We always need somebody to mow the lawn.

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Jeremy: Do you have any other emotions other than pouty, gullible and nice?
Matt: That's more diverse than being emo, depressed, pinning-for-a-ghost to back to emo again.

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Matt: Everyone thinks we're useless but we're not. Every finale we decide its time for the humans to show their awesome moves
Jeremy: -And do our best to inadvertently screw everything up.
Matt: Well, we save the best for last.
Jeremy: Like your pathetic driving skills thanks to which Elena is now a vampire?
Matt: I told you, Bonnie was busy with Klaus and Julie needed an emergency plot device!

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Matt: You think Damon's not good for Elena too??
Jeremy: Did we just become best friends?!? cheers!

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Jeremy: They're ruining our lives. F*ck Vampires!
Matt: I'll drink to that!

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Matt: Do you see? I told you. These glasses are like two magnets to each other and now it is hard to separete them.
Jeremy: Yeah,wow.

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Jeremy: Cheers to u Matt for being the last normal human on the show
Matt: What about u?
Jeremy: Well I see ghosts remember.
Matt: Oh yeah, by the way how is my sister doing

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Jeremy: The odds were against us, but we did it, bro! We survived another season!

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jeremy and matt "YOLO"



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