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Jeremy: So you're the Matt from Twilight? The blonde, blue eyed jock Bella rejected?
Matt: I am.
Jeremy: No wonder Caroline was so into you!
Matt: She's nice, but i prefer brunettes.
Jeremy: I think the writers are tired of trying to find things for me to do on the show.
Matt: That's why i advised you to never quite your job at the grill. Quitting your job is what made you disposable in the first place. Haven't you heard what Damon said? We always need somebody to mow the lawn.
Jeremy: Do you have any other emotions other than pouty, gullible and nice?
Matt: That's more diverse than being emo, depressed, pinning-for-a-ghost to back to emo again.
Matt: Everyone thinks we're useless but we're not. Every finale we decide its time for the humans to show their awesome moves
Jeremy: -And do our best to inadvertently screw everything up.
Matt: Well, we save the best for last.
Jeremy: Like your pathetic driving skills thanks to which Elena is now a vampire?
Matt: I told you, Bonnie was busy with Klaus and Julie needed an emergency plot device!
Matt: You think Damon's not good for Elena too??
Jeremy: Did we just become best friends?!? cheers!
Jeremy: They're ruining our lives. F*ck Vampires!
Matt: I'll drink to that!
Matt: Do you see? I told you. These glasses are like two magnets to each other and now it is hard to separete them.
Jeremy: Cheers to u Matt for being the last normal human on the show
Matt: What about u?
Jeremy: Well I see ghosts remember.
Matt: Oh yeah, by the way how is my sister doing
Jeremy: The odds were against us, but we did it, bro! We survived another season!
jeremy and matt "YOLO"
Matt: Here's to having the same expiration date as the alcohol in our shot glasses.
Jeremy: Amen, brother.
Matt:Here's to being the only guys on this show that are human maybe will die next
Jeremy: hahah i don't know about you but i can't die thanks to this amazing ring but i secretly hope you die next so you can't steal my sister away from Damon and Stefan.
matt: heres to the job i hardly show up for, and many times wrecked the place and still havent been fired ! cheers
Matt & Jeremy: To all the dead sisters we've ever dated!
Jeremy: Elena had all her blood drained like Tatia, became a vampire and is in love with two guys like Katherine and Isobel, congratulations Elena, your transition into a Petrova is complete.
Matt: It sounds easier being a vampire. Here's to you, Elena, have a good unlife.
Matt: Here to being the next boring bartender in the history of Tv behind Jack Porter.
Jeremy: Here to stealing Melinda Gordon job.
Matt and Jeremy: Cheers!
Cheers on being human!
Jeremy & Matt: To all the hot crazy bitches we have dated!
Jeremy: I dated a human, a vampire, a witch, a ghost...
Matt: I dated a human, a vampire, an Original vampire...
Jeremy: ...and somehow we are still alive
Matt: That's because we make use of Barney's HOT/CRAZY scale! We know when to get out.
Jeremy & Matt: To jobs that pay the rent!
the vampire diaries is the better siries then one,and my favorite actor is stefan salvatore because i love him
damn That what happen 2 u when damon is around cheers 4 our useless lifes
matt and jeremy: to being the hottest non supernatural people in mystic falls cheers!
matt: for all the times we've been nearly killed, kidnapped or knocked out no wonder we have turned to alcohol
jeremy: every time damon takes his shirt off we have a drink
matt: that happens alot guess ill have to order more booze