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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 115

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Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest has come and gone.

As always, we appreciate all entries and, as always, only one readers can come out on top. The lucky user in this case is knl96, who submitted the simple - albeit accurate - caption re-published below.

Check it out now and do not get discouraged if you did not win. There's always next week!

Jeremy and Matt Toast

A shot of vervain a day keeps the vampires away. Salud!

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Jeremy: So you're the Matt from Twilight? The blonde, blue eyed jock Bella rejected?
Matt: I am.
Jeremy: No wonder Caroline was so into you!
Matt: She's nice, but i prefer brunettes.

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Jeremy: I think the writers are tired of trying to find things for me to do on the show.
Matt: That's why i advised you to never quite your job at the grill. Quitting your job is what made you disposable in the first place. Haven't you heard what Damon said? We always need somebody to mow the lawn.

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Jeremy: Do you have any other emotions other than pouty, gullible and nice?
Matt: That's more diverse than being emo, depressed, pinning-for-a-ghost to back to emo again.

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Matt: Everyone thinks we're useless but we're not. Every finale we decide its time for the humans to show their awesome moves
Jeremy: -And do our best to inadvertently screw everything up.
Matt: Well, we save the best for last.
Jeremy: Like your pathetic driving skills thanks to which Elena is now a vampire?
Matt: I told you, Bonnie was busy with Klaus and Julie needed an emergency plot device!

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Matt: You think Damon's not good for Elena too??
Jeremy: Did we just become best friends?!? cheers!

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Jeremy: They're ruining our lives. F*ck Vampires!
Matt: I'll drink to that!

Leon-alexis

Matt: Do you see? I told you. These glasses are like two magnets to each other and now it is hard to separete them.
Jeremy: Yeah,wow.

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Jeremy: Cheers to u Matt for being the last normal human on the show
Matt: What about u?
Jeremy: Well I see ghosts remember.
Matt: Oh yeah, by the way how is my sister doing

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Jeremy: The odds were against us, but we did it, bro! We survived another season!

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jeremy and matt "YOLO"

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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