The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 115 Comments (Page 2)
46 Comments
Jess
June 4th, 2012 6:06 AM
Jeremy: So you're the Matt from Twilight? The blonde, blue eyed jock Bella rejected?
Matt: I am.
Jeremy: No wonder Caroline was so into you!
Matt: She's nice, but i prefer brunettes.
Jess
June 4th, 2012 6:03 AM
Jeremy: I think the writers are tired of trying to find things for me to do on the show.
Matt: That's why i advised you to never quite your job at the grill. Quitting your job is what made you disposable in the first place. Haven't you heard what Damon said? We always need somebody to mow the lawn.
Jess
June 4th, 2012 6:00 AM
Jeremy: Do you have any other emotions other than pouty, gullible and nice?
Matt: That's more diverse than being emo, depressed, pinning-for-a-ghost to back to emo again.
Jess
June 4th, 2012 5:57 AM
Matt: Everyone thinks we're useless but we're not. Every finale we decide its time for the humans to show their awesome moves
Jeremy: -And do our best to inadvertently screw everything up.
Matt: Well, we save the best for last.
Jeremy: Like your pathetic driving skills thanks to which Elena is now a vampire?
Matt: I told you, Bonnie was busy with Klaus and Julie needed an emergency plot device!
rache
June 4th, 2012 3:58 AM
Matt: You think Damon's not good for Elena too??
Jeremy: Did we just become best friends?!? cheers!
Leon Alexis Rank: Recurring Character
June 3rd, 2012 4:08 PM
Matt: Do you see? I told you. These glasses are like two magnets to each other and now it is hard to separete them.
Jeremy: Yeah,wow.
Taylor tot
June 3rd, 2012 1:16 PM
Jeremy: Cheers to u Matt for being the last normal human on the show
Matt: What about u?
Jeremy: Well I see ghosts remember.
Matt: Oh yeah, by the way how is my sister doing
Mira
June 3rd, 2012 3:56 AM
Jeremy: The odds were against us, but we did it, bro! We survived another season!
Mike g
June 3rd, 2012 2:59 AM
jeremy and matt "YOLO"
Lenya Salvatore
June 3rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Matt: Here's to having the same expiration date as the alcohol in our shot glasses.
Jeremy: Amen, brother.
Patrice Alva
June 2nd, 2012 11:47 PM
Matt:Here's to being the only guys on this show that are human maybe will die next
Jeremy: hahah i don't know about you but i can't die thanks to this amazing ring but i secretly hope you die next so you can't steal my sister away from Damon and Stefan.
both: Cheers
leannne
June 2nd, 2012 8:24 PM
matt: heres to the job i hardly show up for, and many times wrecked the place and still havent been fired ! cheers
originalperfection
June 2nd, 2012 5:22 PM
Matt & Jeremy: To all the dead sisters we've ever dated!
Tania
June 2nd, 2012 4:43 PM
Jeremy: Elena had all her blood drained like Tatia, became a vampire and is in love with two guys like Katherine and Isobel, congratulations Elena, your transition into a Petrova is complete.
Matt: It sounds easier being a vampire. Here's to you, Elena, have a good unlife.
Matt: Here to being the next boring bartender in the history of Tv behind Jack Porter.
Jeremy: Here to stealing Melinda Gordon job.
Matt and Jeremy: Cheers!
Amie Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 9:14 AM
Jeremy & Matt: To all the hot crazy bitches we have dated!
Amie Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 9:13 AM
Jeremy: I dated a human, a vampire, a witch, a ghost...
Matt: I dated a human, a vampire, an Original vampire...
Jeremy: ...and somehow we are still alive
Matt: That's because we make use of Barney's HOT/CRAZY scale! We know when to get out.
Amie Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 9:05 AM
Jeremy & Matt: To jobs that pay the rent!
jessica amanda
June 2nd, 2012 8:37 AM
the vampire diaries is the better siries then one,and my favorite actor is stefan salvatore because i love him
Manar miss salvatore
June 2nd, 2012 8:18 AM
damn That what happen 2 u when damon is around cheers 4 our useless lifes
leannne
June 2nd, 2012 7:01 AM
matt and jeremy: to being the hottest non supernatural people in mystic falls cheers!
leannne
June 2nd, 2012 6:59 AM
matt: for all the times we've been nearly killed, kidnapped or knocked out no wonder we have turned to alcohol
leannne
June 2nd, 2012 6:50 AM
jeremy: every time damon takes his shirt off we have a drink
matt: that happens alot guess ill have to order more booze
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
June 4th, 2012 6:06 AM
Jeremy: So you're the Matt from Twilight? The blonde, blue eyed jock Bella rejected?
Matt: I am.
Jeremy: No wonder Caroline was so into you!
Matt: She's nice, but i prefer brunettes.
June 4th, 2012 6:03 AM
Jeremy: I think the writers are tired of trying to find things for me to do on the show.
Matt: That's why i advised you to never quite your job at the grill. Quitting your job is what made you disposable in the first place. Haven't you heard what Damon said? We always need somebody to mow the lawn.
June 4th, 2012 6:00 AM
Jeremy: Do you have any other emotions other than pouty, gullible and nice?
Matt: That's more diverse than being emo, depressed, pinning-for-a-ghost to back to emo again.
June 4th, 2012 5:57 AM
Matt: Everyone thinks we're useless but we're not. Every finale we decide its time for the humans to show their awesome moves
Jeremy: -And do our best to inadvertently screw everything up.
Matt: Well, we save the best for last.
Jeremy: Like your pathetic driving skills thanks to which Elena is now a vampire?
Matt: I told you, Bonnie was busy with Klaus and Julie needed an emergency plot device!
June 4th, 2012 3:58 AM
Matt: You think Damon's not good for Elena too??
Jeremy: Did we just become best friends?!? cheers!
June 4th, 2012 3:52 AM
Jeremy: They're ruining our lives. F*ck Vampires!
Matt: I'll drink to that!
Rank: Recurring Character
June 3rd, 2012 4:08 PM
Matt: Do you see? I told you. These glasses are like two magnets to each other and now it is hard to separete them.
Jeremy: Yeah,wow.
June 3rd, 2012 1:16 PM
Jeremy: Cheers to u Matt for being the last normal human on the show
Matt: What about u?
Jeremy: Well I see ghosts remember.
Matt: Oh yeah, by the way how is my sister doing
June 3rd, 2012 3:56 AM
Jeremy: The odds were against us, but we did it, bro! We survived another season!
June 3rd, 2012 2:59 AM
jeremy and matt "YOLO"
June 3rd, 2012 12:22 AM
Matt: Here's to having the same expiration date as the alcohol in our shot glasses.
Jeremy: Amen, brother.
June 2nd, 2012 11:47 PM
Matt:Here's to being the only guys on this show that are human maybe will die next
Jeremy: hahah i don't know about you but i can't die thanks to this amazing ring but i secretly hope you die next so you can't steal my sister away from Damon and Stefan.
both: Cheers
June 2nd, 2012 8:24 PM
matt: heres to the job i hardly show up for, and many times wrecked the place and still havent been fired ! cheers
June 2nd, 2012 5:22 PM
Matt & Jeremy: To all the dead sisters we've ever dated!
June 2nd, 2012 4:43 PM
Jeremy: Elena had all her blood drained like Tatia, became a vampire and is in love with two guys like Katherine and Isobel, congratulations Elena, your transition into a Petrova is complete.
Matt: It sounds easier being a vampire. Here's to you, Elena, have a good unlife.
Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 2:34 PM
Matt: Here to being the next boring bartender in the history of Tv behind Jack Porter.
Jeremy: Here to stealing Melinda Gordon job.
Matt and Jeremy: Cheers!
Rank: Guest Star
June 2nd, 2012 9:57 AM
Cheers on being human!
Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 9:14 AM
Jeremy & Matt: To all the hot crazy bitches we have dated!
Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 9:13 AM
Jeremy: I dated a human, a vampire, a witch, a ghost...
Matt: I dated a human, a vampire, an Original vampire...
Jeremy: ...and somehow we are still alive
Matt: That's because we make use of Barney's HOT/CRAZY scale! We know when to get out.
Rank: Regular Character
June 2nd, 2012 9:05 AM
Jeremy & Matt: To jobs that pay the rent!
June 2nd, 2012 8:37 AM
the vampire diaries is the better siries then one,and my favorite actor is stefan salvatore because i love him
June 2nd, 2012 8:18 AM
damn That what happen 2 u when damon is around cheers 4 our useless lifes
June 2nd, 2012 7:01 AM
matt and jeremy: to being the hottest non supernatural people in mystic falls cheers!
June 2nd, 2012 6:59 AM
matt: for all the times we've been nearly killed, kidnapped or knocked out no wonder we have turned to alcohol
June 2nd, 2012 6:50 AM
jeremy: every time damon takes his shirt off we have a drink
matt: that happens alot guess ill have to order more booze