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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 124

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Consider this a general role of Caption Contest thumb:

Throw out one of our favorite Simpsons quotes of all-time and you are very likely to find yourself in the winner's circle.

Such was the case this week for "Dee," a user who submitted the entry below and who relied on a classic Bart Simpson pranking of Moe in order to come out on top of this weekly Vampire Diaries feature.

As always, thank you to all who participated and remember to come back and play every single week!

Elena on the Phone

Elena: Hold on, Damon, I’ll check. Everybody, I need to find Amanda Hugginkiss!. Waaait…

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Elena: Hold on, Damon, I’ll check. Everybody, I need to find Amanda Hugginkiss! – Waaait…

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Elena: No, Damon, now’s not a good time for phone sex.

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Is this Miss Gilbert? We’re calling about the furry handcuffs you ordered from us last week…
Caroline and Stefan: …
Elena: Damn vampire hearing! Just…damn it!

Leon alexis

LEON ALEXIS: WHY I HAVE TO CUT MY SHIT?!? YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS!!!

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Caroline:(loudly) Great! Seems like we lost that “girl� who changes lives! Elena,can you turn your phone off,please? I'm tired of this stupid game of Klaus!
Elena: Yes,I can!
Stefan's thinking: 6 times,unbelievable! He definitely loves her!
Blocked ID: Wait,no!
Elena: Goodbye many different people!

Leon alexis

“Many different people-2� “10 seconds later�
Elena:(loudly)What!!
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is Buffy and I can change your life for free!
Stefan's thinking: Oh my God,his voice! “...change your life for free!�? The worst bullshit I've ever heard! And why I have to be here listening to all this shit?!? Probably,because I love my girl too much.
Caroline: Seriously? Changer!?(loudly) Hey,don't change your voice back,it's perfect now!
Elena: We enjoy our lives,o.k!? And Klaus,stop calling,you irritates us already!
“10 seconds later�
Elena: (silence)
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is (silence). F..k, forgot the name! I'll call you back!
“1 minute later�
Elena: (silence)
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is
Elena: Hey, Klaus, you've phoned 6 times already! Are you crazy? She doesn't love you!
Blocked ID: 6? No, only 5! Who called you?
Caroline:(loudly) Great! Seems like we lost that “girl� who changes lives! Elena,can you turn your phone off,please? I'm tired of this stupid game of Klaus!
Elena: Yes,I can!
Stefan's thinking: 6 times,unbelievable! He definitely loves her!
Blocked ID: Wait,no!
Elena: Goodbye many different people!

Leon alexis

“Many different people�
Elena: Yes.
Klaus: Hi,Elena! Is Caroline with you?
Elena: Yeah,why?
Klaus: Can you tell her that,I love her very much and can not live without her?
Caroline(loudly): I don't need your love Klaus! My mom's chicken soup that's what I really need and love!
Elena: You heard her. Sorry,bye!
“1 minute later�
Elena: Yes.
Blocked ID: Hello! Did you order a pizza?
Elena: No,I didn't.
Blocked ID: May be you did not,but I'm pretty sure you ordered Klaus' love for Caroline!
Caroline(loudly): Seriously?
Elena: No,we didn't!
“1 minute later�
Elena: Yes.
Blocked ID: Hello! My name is Jack Whitman,I'm a doctor and I'm calling from the hospital. We have a guy,his name is Klaus and he's dying!
Elena: What? Why?
Blocked ID: He said:�Because I can not make a chicken soup!� and more important is:�Because Caroline does not love me!�
Caroline:(loudly) Seriously!? And now,you're a doctor!
Elena: Bye doc!

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Elena: no one will ever suspect that we have changed our aliance to you,klaus Stefan is to stupid to think that caroline and kathrine and I are working with you. Caroline: Uhm elena behind you.
Stefan : Elena.
Elena : gotta go (hangs up phone)
Stefan: how could you
Elena: come on stefan are you really that suprised. (Giggles) You knew this was coming. You broke my heart and now... I'm gonna break yours.. Stefan and Elena FIGHT!!!!

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Elena on phone: What? No way! I don't believe you.
Elena off phone: Did you guys hear what happened? K-Stewart cheated on R-pattz!

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Elena:Hey Ian, I need some acting tips.Candice just found out that I open my mouth to express every emotion! and apparently that's not the way to do it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.