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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 124

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Consider this a general role of Caption Contest thumb:

Throw out one of our favorite Simpsons quotes of all-time and you are very likely to find yourself in the winner's circle.

Such was the case this week for "Dee," a user who submitted the entry below and who relied on a classic Bart Simpson pranking of Moe in order to come out on top of this weekly Vampire Diaries feature.

As always, thank you to all who participated and remember to come back and play every single week!

Elena on the Phone

Elena: Hold on, Damon, I’ll check. Everybody, I need to find Amanda Hugginkiss!. Waaait…

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Elena to Bonnie: So I bought to tickets for us two, and Caroline found out.....She's not very happy.

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Elena: Uhhh 911? My friend is about to eat me.

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Elena is talking to the director: Helloooo, what's my line again?

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Elana: Hey Tyler where are you? yes caroline's here why?

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Elena:Damon, where are you? How's Tyler?

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Elena: I'll have a medium sized pan pizza with pepperoni and cheese, and - No Caroline! We are not going to ask them if they have any True Blood!-. Sorry about that, and one bottle of diet coke.

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Elena: So I'll have the Spicy compound chicken, Stefan wants the veggie eggrolls, oh Caroline what do you what?

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Elena: No Damon, Caroline does not want you back.

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Elena: Hey Bon? I'm gonna have to call you back.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.