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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 130

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We feel your pain and your shock, Damon Salvatore.

In the latest edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, reader "Rich" put the same words into Damon's mouth that we've been thinking since last Sunday night. Jon Cryer? Really?!?

Thanks so much to all who participated. Check out the top entry below and do not be discouraged if you did not won: there's always next time! We post a new TVD photo every Friday.

Damon vs. Stefan

Damon: What?? Jon Cryer won an Emmy for Lead Actor in Comedy??? Are you kidding me?!?

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DAMON: what the hell you let amanda bynes borrow my gorgeous car you must be as crazy as the police that still let her drive away

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Stephan: why did you tell rebekah i was not circumcised?! She told elena! Now ill never be the one she chooses! Damon: i didnt, if you were able to handle youre blood youd remember you flashed your baby elephant to her about 90 years ago, sorry to be the one to tell you this but, elena seen my elephant and loved my massive trunk. Rebekah : ( sitting in background says) its true stephan i was there personally, for both experiences, you were pretty out of control then, and i think elena got a little jealous of me watching me leave damon, since i got to play with damons circus before she did.

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Stephan: why did you tell rebekah i was not circumcised?! She told elena! Now ill never be the one she chooses! Damon: i didnt, if you were able to handle youre blood youd remember you flashed your baby elephant to her about 90 years ago, sorry to be the one to tell you this but, elena seen my elephant and loved my massive trunk. :-) supposedly ian put elephant ears on each thigh when he did his nude scene where elena came over turned around and saw him naked behind her..lol

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Stephan: why did you tell rebekah i was not circumcised?! She told elena! Now ill never be the one she chooses! Damon: i didnt, if you were able to handle youre blood youd remember you flashed your baby elephant to her about 90 years ago, sorry to be the one to tell you this but, elena seen my elephant and loved the my massive trunk. :-) supposedly ian put elephant ears on each thigh when he did his nude scene where elena came over turned around and saw him naked behind her..lol

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Stefan: What do you mean WE'RE NOT UP FOR ANY EMMYS?
Damon: It does not get any more simple than that, brother.
Stefan: Are we still going to show up on the red carpet and show them what they're missing?!
Damon: Well I sure as hell am!

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(sorry ppl about the number of posts I'm in total withdrawal, cant wait till tvd starts again) Stefan:Damon you may drink human blood, but I still weigh more than you..bunny power!

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Damon: Its over Stefan , she's made her choice, she chose...Ryan

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*trying to correct previous spelling mistakes*
Damon: If you sing Oppa Gangnam one more time I will kill you brother! Or
Damon: If you play Oppa Gangnam one more time I will kill you brother!

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Damon: Let's see...hair done? Stephan: check!
Damon: cologne?
Stephan:check! Damon: breathe smell?
Stephan: check!
Damon: clean fangs?
Stephan: double check!
Damon: Okey! Now go get'er!

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stefan; Damon!
damon; (annoyed) what Stefan; .... Your eyes are sooo blue ... Damon; ...

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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