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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 130

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We feel your pain and your shock, Damon Salvatore.

In the latest edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, reader "Rich" put the same words into Damon's mouth that we've been thinking since last Sunday night. Jon Cryer? Really?!?

Thanks so much to all who participated. Check out the top entry below and do not be discouraged if you did not won: there's always next time! We post a new TVD photo every Friday.

Damon vs. Stefan

Damon: What?? Jon Cryer won an Emmy for Lead Actor in Comedy??? Are you kidding me?!?

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Damon: Where do you put my car keys?
Stephan: I think Lilo Took it. Damon: What?! Did you leave her drive in that condition?!
Stephan: She gave me a "Damon's look" I couln't say "No"!

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Stephan: Wait! Before you go...tell me I'm pretty!

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stefan: im better looking
damon: no i am
stefan: no im better
damon: no me
stefan: no me

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Stephan: Hug me! Hug me as you'd never did to anyone before! Right here, right now!
Damon: (whispering) I love you too but, You know my opinion to not show any public affection!

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Damon: Take off my shirt!
Stephan: this is not yours!
Damon: Yeah,sure. You don't think I can't recognize my own shirt?!
Stephan: Ok it's yours...but you throw it off into my laundry basket!

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hahaha @me and @ betty draper

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Damon: You're so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that, why?
Stefan: You jump, I jump, right?
Rebeccah (thinking): Wow. Stefan and Damon watched Titanic one time too many.

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Stefan: Staring contest, Go!

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Stefan: I don't want to
Damon: C'mon bro,Rebekah wants a sandwich.
Stefan: A Somerhalder sandwich??
Damon: Yes bro, lets do it.

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Damon: Why did you leave Elena in the car? Now, she is a vamp!
Stefan: Yeah, she is one of us but I get to sleep with her again!
Damon: Over my dead body!
Stefan: Whatever!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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