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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 229 Comments (Page 2)

22 Comments

  1. Jojo

    Dan: hey, I'm just saying, if we make out then I've hooked up with basically every female character in this show. We could be Dargina or something -
    Georgina: no.

  2. CCP

    Dan: I don't know. When I woke up my hair is just like this.

  3. Obvious

    Dan: At least I don't have binders of women.

  4. Obvious

    Dan: All I'm saying is chuck an really pull of a onsie.

  5. Obvious

    Dan: So we share a sibling and our parent's were married, if that somewhere along the line makes it insest I don't care.

  6. Obvious

    Dan: All I'm saying is that Nate has gorgeous eyes and a great bone structure!

  7. Little Miss A

    Dan: So I hooked up with two of the 'it' girls of UES and had a thing with a movie star in college, made a sex tape, lost some weight, made a furry friend out of my hair, wrote a book with two versions, an anonymous and a down right libelous one, starting another bromance plot with Nate, and even threw out Cedric to show I'm all grown up! What do I need to prove in order to be accepted in the Non-Judging Breakfast Club?!
    Georgina: Dan, I only asked whether you can babysit Milo for me.

  8. Zoran

    Georgina: After what happened Dan you're going to marry Serena?
    Dan: I love her, Georgina! It took me some time to finally figure out, and I'm going to do.

  9. Lulz

    Dan: I don't know why they keep choosing stills with me in them to caption.
    Georgina: I know right. Someone out there must think your caption worthy.

  10. GSparks28

    Georgina: When I told you to get new material for your book I didn't mean binders full of women!
    Dan: Hey, it was either that or a bunch of malarkey coming out of Nate's mouth.

  11. ricardo1234

    Dan: then she dumped me for chuck, so made a sextape with serena, then I dumped her, got mad and decided to write a novel on the UES which why I ended up in Italy with you and now am here with you
    Georgina: your life is really just the saddest thing

  12. cashun

    Dan: ...and that's why it look like there's a dead furry creature on my head.


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