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Dan: hey, I'm just saying, if we make out then I've hooked up with basically every female character in this show. We could be Dargina or something -
Georgina: no.

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Dan: I don't know. When I woke up my hair is just like this.

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Dan: At least I don't have binders of women.

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Dan: All I'm saying is chuck an really pull of a onsie.

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Dan: So we share a sibling and our parent's were married, if that somewhere along the line makes it insest I don't care.

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Dan: All I'm saying is that Nate has gorgeous eyes and a great bone structure!

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Dan: So I hooked up with two of the 'it' girls of UES and had a thing with a movie star in college, made a sex tape, lost some weight, made a furry friend out of my hair, wrote a book with two versions, an anonymous and a down right libelous one, starting another bromance plot with Nate, and even threw out Cedric to show I'm all grown up! What do I need to prove in order to be accepted in the Non-Judging Breakfast Club?!
Georgina: Dan, I only asked whether you can babysit Milo for me.

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Georgina: After what happened Dan you're going to marry Serena?
Dan: I love her, Georgina! It took me some time to finally figure out, and I'm going to do.

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Dan: I don't know why they keep choosing stills with me in them to caption.
Georgina: I know right. Someone out there must think your caption worthy.

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Georgina: When I told you to get new material for your book I didn't mean binders full of women!
Dan: Hey, it was either that or a bunch of malarkey coming out of Nate's mouth.



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