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Dan: hey, I'm just saying, if we make out then I've hooked up with basically every female character in this show. We could be Dargina or something -
Dan: I don't know. When I woke up my hair is just like this.
Dan: At least I don't have binders of women.
Dan: All I'm saying is chuck an really pull of a onsie.
Dan: So we share a sibling and our parent's were married, if that somewhere along the line makes it insest I don't care.
Dan: All I'm saying is that Nate has gorgeous eyes and a great bone structure!
Dan: So I hooked up with two of the 'it' girls of UES and had a thing with a movie star in college, made a sex tape, lost some weight, made a furry friend out of my hair, wrote a book with two versions, an anonymous and a down right libelous one, starting another bromance plot with Nate, and even threw out Cedric to show I'm all grown up! What do I need to prove in order to be accepted in the Non-Judging Breakfast Club?!
Georgina: Dan, I only asked whether you can babysit Milo for me.
Georgina: After what happened Dan you're going to marry Serena?
Dan: I love her, Georgina! It took me some time to finally figure out, and I'm going to do.
Dan: I don't know why they keep choosing stills with me in them to caption.
Georgina: I know right. Someone out there must think your caption worthy.
Georgina: When I told you to get new material for your book I didn't mean binders full of women!
Dan: Hey, it was either that or a bunch of malarkey coming out of Nate's mouth.
Dan: then she dumped me for chuck, so made a sextape with serena, then I dumped her, got mad and decided to write a novel on the UES which why I ended up in Italy with you and now am here with you
Georgina: your life is really just the saddest thing
Dan: ...and that's why it look like there's a dead furry creature on my head.