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  1. Viola Lee

    Nelly: are you okay, Serena? You look pale!
    Serena: Not so much really, I think it's ridiculous we've to sitting here to get in ladies room!

  2. Viola Lee

    Serena(looking at Sage in her underwear) Write it down Nelly! "note for myself: next time remember wear panties under my skirt and now cross my legs 'til arrived at home"

  3. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Nelly: So why is some completely inexperienced 17-year-old girl the center piece model now?
    Serena: Because the famous top model they originally booked cancelled about 5 minutes ago, because there were problems with her contract. Probably caused by the fact that this whole fashion show was announced a week ago.
    Nelly: This sounds so familiar...
    Serena: You're probably thinking of that time when Blair, who wasn't even an employee at the time, told all the models to leave, about 5 minutes before the show, and none of them cared to reconfirm this and also, none of the employees noticed a dozen models walk out. Luckily, I was asked to be the center piece model.
    Nelly: Wow, this show just never gets old.

  4. karen

    Nelly: Wow what a lame fashion show!
    Serena: Yeah the audience is nearly as small as this sh#t show we are starring in.

  5. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: *looking at Sage in her underwear* Wow, Jennifer Lawrence's seat behind me is still empty and this already feels like The Hunger Games.

  6. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: Can't believe I got a first row seat in a fashion show.
    Nelly: Yeah, even Jennifer Lawrence is seated behind you!
    Serena: Um, duh. Have you seen me?

  7. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena: You know, when I was Sage's age, I was modeling for Waldorf Designs, too.
    Nelly: So are you worried she'll outshine you?
    Serena: Yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen!
    Nelly: Um, Serena, she just took off her dress!!
    Serena: Yeah, but I've got bigger boobs then her. S'all good.

  8. Lulz

    Serena: oh is that Rufus Humphrey
    Nelly: yeah, he is one hot DILF

  9. Rodrigo Saucedo

    Serena:Damn! Dan's not here :(
    Nelly: DAN?! WHERE?!

  10. ricardo123

    Serena(thinking): maybe if I turn my head she'll leave
    nelly: you know you just said that out loud, right?

  11. Obvious

    Lady in the back (to her boobs): I will never call you small again.

  12. Obvious

    Serena: The only thing tragic about that is her lack of boobs

  13. Obvious

    Nelly: "Did someone say Nate's single?"

  14. Viola Lee

    Nelly(thinking) "Oh God, she smells so good, her hair is so shiny! I hope this time we could be friends!"
    Serena(thinking)"la la la, oh I like that! Must have it! I would look pretty on that! "

  15. Viola Lee

    Nelly: Excuse me, Serena? You are Serena? Serena Van Der Woodsen? Serena? Please look at me Serena!!!
    Serena: You had mistaken me with somebody else, my name is Sabrina...I don't know you and I refuse to look at you Nelly Yuki!

  16. Kelly

    Nelly Yuki: *Gasp* You can see her underwear!
    Serena: Under where?

  17. diane

    Serena: So you also want to hook up with Dan. Back off, bitch!!
    Nelly: But you're with Steven.
    Serena: So ...??
    Nelly: Now, who is the bitch?

  18. LFH

    Nelly: "Serena?"
    Nelly: "Excuse me, Serena?"
    Nelly: "Serena, is Dan here?"
    Nelly: "Serena, have you seen Dan?"
    Nelly: "Does my hair look okay?"

  19. S to your B

    Nelly: Oh my God, Serena. This is a dream come true--to sit beside you in one big fashion show!
    Serena: So you think you're one of us now? An 'It' girl? Nelly, you do know that, to be like us, you always have to maintain luscious hair, low-neckline dresses, fabulous legs wrapped in Jimmy Choo, and sporadic common sense, right?

  20. The Palace resident

    Nelly: Blair, Vanessa, Bree, Juliet, Ivy, now there's Sage smooching with Nate, the man who's banging every insecure girl who always tried making your life miserable, S.
    Serena: Oh, yeah? I thought it was all just coincidence.

  21. Serenated

    Nelly: Sage walking down the runway with almost nothing on?! But she's just 17! This must be so embarrassing!
    Serena: Oh, please. I had a sex tape when I was 17. And I turned out just fine.


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