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Nelly: are you okay, Serena? You look pale!
Serena: Not so much really, I think it's ridiculous we've to sitting here to get in ladies room!
Serena(looking at Sage in her underwear) Write it down Nelly! "note for myself: next time remember wear panties under my skirt and now cross my legs 'til arrived at home"
Nelly: So why is some completely inexperienced 17-year-old girl the center piece model now?
Serena: Because the famous top model they originally booked cancelled about 5 minutes ago, because there were problems with her contract. Probably caused by the fact that this whole fashion show was announced a week ago.
Nelly: This sounds so familiar...
Serena: You're probably thinking of that time when Blair, who wasn't even an employee at the time, told all the models to leave, about 5 minutes before the show, and none of them cared to reconfirm this and also, none of the employees noticed a dozen models walk out. Luckily, I was asked to be the center piece model.
Nelly: Wow, this show just never gets old.
Nelly: Wow what a lame fashion show!
Serena: Yeah the audience is nearly as small as this sh#t show we are starring in.
Serena: *looking at Sage in her underwear* Wow, Jennifer Lawrence's seat behind me is still empty and this already feels like The Hunger Games.
Serena: Can't believe I got a first row seat in a fashion show.
Nelly: Yeah, even Jennifer Lawrence is seated behind you!
Serena: Um, duh. Have you seen me?
Serena: You know, when I was Sage's age, I was modeling for Waldorf Designs, too.
Nelly: So are you worried she'll outshine you?
Serena: Yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen!
Nelly: Um, Serena, she just took off her dress!!
Serena: Yeah, but I've got bigger boobs then her. S'all good.
Serena: oh is that Rufus Humphrey
Nelly: yeah, he is one hot DILF
Serena:Damn! Dan's not here :(
Nelly: DAN?! WHERE?!
Serena(thinking): maybe if I turn my head she'll leave
nelly: you know you just said that out loud, right?
Lady in the back (to her boobs): I will never call you small again.
Serena: The only thing tragic about that is her lack of boobs
Nelly: "Did someone say Nate's single?"
Nelly(thinking) "Oh God, she smells so good, her hair is so shiny! I hope this time we could be friends!"
Serena(thinking)"la la la, oh I like that! Must have it! I would look pretty on that! "
Nelly: Excuse me, Serena? You are Serena? Serena Van Der Woodsen? Serena? Please look at me Serena!!!
Serena: You had mistaken me with somebody else, my name is Sabrina...I don't know you and I refuse to look at you Nelly Yuki!
Nelly Yuki: *Gasp* You can see her underwear!
Serena: Under where?
Serena: So you also want to hook up with Dan. Back off, bitch!!
Nelly: But you're with Steven.
Serena: So ...??
Nelly: Now, who is the bitch?
Nelly: "Excuse me, Serena?"
Nelly: "Serena, is Dan here?"
Nelly: "Serena, have you seen Dan?"
Nelly: "Does my hair look okay?"
Nelly: Oh my God, Serena. This is a dream come true--to sit beside you in one big fashion show!
Serena: So you think you're one of us now? An 'It' girl? Nelly, you do know that, to be like us, you always have to maintain luscious hair, low-neckline dresses, fabulous legs wrapped in Jimmy Choo, and sporadic common sense, right?
Nelly: Blair, Vanessa, Bree, Juliet, Ivy, now there's Sage smooching with Nate, the man who's banging every insecure girl who always tried making your life miserable, S.
Serena: Oh, yeah? I thought it was all just coincidence.
Nelly: Sage walking down the runway with almost nothing on?! But she's just 17! This must be so embarrassing!
Serena: Oh, please. I had a sex tape when I was 17. And I turned out just fine.