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Meredith: welcome to Seattle Grace. This will be the place where you become surgeons. Unless you drown, get shot, hit by a bus, have cancer or your plane crashes and your leg is chopped off. If you survive, congratulations. Any questions?
Meredith: I have a surgery coming. Now who's scrubbing in with me?
Interns: choose me. Pick me. Love me.
Meredith: Who wants to do a liver transplant? Intern: I do Meredith: You'll have to take Zola to daycare for a month.
Meredith: Jo, how many more disasters will it take to kill off April, Alex, Jackson, Cristina, Derek and I?
Meredith: We'll see...
Meredith: Jo, how many more disasters will it take to kill of April, Alex, Jackson, Cristina, Derek and I?
Meredith: We'll see...
Meredith: Well I need only concern myself with the interns that have been given dialogue. Who was the intern foolish enough to mock Dr Yang? If you think I'm Medusa,wait until you get a taste of the way Dr Yang treats interns!
oh god, i didn't read past entries :(
Meredith: In the next seven years one of you will die, one of you will leave, those two will be replaced but one of them will get fired and rehired multiple times. And all of you will suffer.
Interns- What?? Mer- Run Like Hell from Seattle Grace Mercy Death! RUN!!
Meredith: Who wants to remove a gallbladder! Intern 1: Me! Intern 2: I do! Male Intern: Ill sleep with you!
Merdith: Where is Alex ? Intern: He's srewing an intern.
Meredith: Just for you to know, if you're gonna come regulars, i will kill you!
Meredith: Did you all read Twilight for today? We're going to have a test!
Rose's is good!
Meredith: Jo, which organ is removed in an appendectomy?
Meredith: Touch my husband and I will beat you. Now, which one of you slept with Alex? Let's stop spreading his herpes please. You ready to do the surgery, scary bad acting intern?
Meredith: You think Im standing here my heath! Your sitting in my seat. Intern: Im sorry Mudusa I mean........ Meredith: Save it!
Meredith: Here's the deal, from now on while you work at this hospital, every thursday there will be; drama, it may be shootings, or being hit by a bus, or getting married on a post-it,family dying, screwing somebody you shouldn't, dying, break-ups Be prepared.
Interns: *Look at eachother*
Meredith: Oh and welcome to seattle grace mercy west hospital! Time for surgery!
Mer: Welcome to hell.
One of you will be hit by a bus, another will get cancer, another will be shot here in the hospital, one of you will almost drown, and the rest of you will be in a plane crash in which one of you will die and then be eaten by wolves. Did I miss anyone? Welcome to Seattle Grace Mercy Death!
Meredith:"This. This was me 5 years ago. The new residents. Listen, stop trying to act like you know everything about this place, because if you knew even an ounce, I guarentee you wouldn't be acting the way you do. Now come on, we have a surgery to get to."
Intern: Please don't take my lunch
Nameless Intern: 'Why are we here?"
Meredith: "For the next Sweeps rating stunt. You'll all be devoured by zombies during an epic flood. But don't worry, it will all be about me anyway."
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