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Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 333 Comments (Page 2)

33 Comments

  1. Georgie

    Meredith: welcome to Seattle Grace. This will be the place where you become surgeons. Unless you drown, get shot, hit by a bus, have cancer or your plane crashes and your leg is chopped off. If you survive, congratulations. Any questions?

  2. Josie

    Meredith: I have a surgery coming. Now who's scrubbing in with me?
    Interns: choose me. Pick me. Love me.

  3. Daron

    Meredith: Who wants to do a liver transplant? Intern: I do Meredith: You'll have to take Zola to daycare for a month.

  4. Patrick

    Meredith: Jo, how many more disasters will it take to kill off April, Alex, Jackson, Cristina, Derek and I?

    Jo: Two?

    Meredith: We'll see...

  5. Patrick

    Meredith: Jo, how many more disasters will it take to kill of April, Alex, Jackson, Cristina, Derek and I?

    Jo: Two?

    Meredith: We'll see...

  6. jude

    Meredith: Well I need only concern myself with the interns that have been given dialogue. Who was the intern foolish enough to mock Dr Yang? If you think I'm Medusa,wait until you get a taste of the way Dr Yang treats interns!

  7. bo

    oh god, i didn't read past entries :(

  8. bo

    Meredith: In the next seven years one of you will die, one of you will leave, those two will be replaced but one of them will get fired and rehired multiple times. And all of you will suffer.

  9. cheryl

    Mer-Run!!
    Interns- What?? Mer- Run Like Hell from Seattle Grace Mercy Death! RUN!!

  10. Daron

    Meredith: Who wants to remove a gallbladder! Intern 1: Me! Intern 2: I do! Male Intern: Ill sleep with you!

  11. Daron

    Merdith: Where is Alex ? Intern: He's srewing an intern.

  12. Dattie
    Rank: Extra

    Meredith: Just for you to know, if you're gonna come regulars, i will kill you!

  13. Dattie
    Rank: Extra

    Meredith: Did you all read Twilight for today? We're going to have a test!

  14. McSteamyyyy

    Rose's is good!

  15. Carilie

    Meredith: Jo, which organ is removed in an appendectomy?
    Jo: Mmmmmmm......

  16. Alexis

    Meredith: Touch my husband and I will beat you. Now, which one of you slept with Alex? Let's stop spreading his herpes please. You ready to do the surgery, scary bad acting intern?

  17. Daron

    Meredith: You think Im standing here my heath! Your sitting in my seat. Intern: Im sorry Mudusa I mean........ Meredith: Save it!

  18. Rose

    Meredith: Here's the deal, from now on while you work at this hospital, every thursday there will be; drama, it may be shootings, or being hit by a bus, or getting married on a post-it,family dying, screwing somebody you shouldn't, dying, break-ups Be prepared.
    Interns: *Look at eachother*
    Meredith: Oh and welcome to seattle grace mercy west hospital! Time for surgery!

  19. Kitlyn

    Mer: Welcome to hell.

  20. Greysfan01

    Meredith:
    One of you will be hit by a bus, another will get cancer, another will be shot here in the hospital, one of you will almost drown, and the rest of you will be in a plane crash in which one of you will die and then be eaten by wolves. Did I miss anyone? Welcome to Seattle Grace Mercy Death!

  21. Brittany

    Meredith:"This. This was me 5 years ago. The new residents. Listen, stop trying to act like you know everything about this place, because if you knew even an ounce, I guarentee you wouldn't be acting the way you do. Now come on, we have a surgery to get to."

  22. egrey
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Intern: Please don't take my lunch

  23. tess

    Nameless Intern: 'Why are we here?"
    Meredith: "For the next Sweeps rating stunt. You'll all be devoured by zombies during an epic flood. But don't worry, it will all be about me anyway."


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