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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 136

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Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest has come and gone.

And let us first thank all readers who participated, coming up with an entry for the following Damon and Elena photo.

There can always only be one winner, however, and that honor this week goes to "Mira," who hilariously combined TVD with Pretty Little Liars - specifically the latter's Halloween episode - when coming up with the submission below.

Check it out now and return every Friday for a new image/contest!


Damon: Hey, is that Adam Lambert playing?
Elena: Oh my God, we’re on the wrong show. We’re going to die on the A Train!

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Elena: Seriously? You're going as Abraham Lincoln for Halloween?
Damon: Statistically speaking, every American thinks about Abraham Lincoln at least once a day... you're American, right?


Elena: Seriously? You're going as Abraham Lincoln for Halloween?
Damon: Statistically speaking, every American thinks about Abraham Lincoln at least once a day...


Damon: Let me get this right... this guy was flirting with a girl and slipped her a pill while she wasn't noticing... and your plan is to flirt with him in front of her and just let her drink it?
Elena: If it means there's one more lonely, heart broken sorority girl on drugs that's only looking for a hook up, no matter what the cost may be, then yes.
Damon: I trained you well!


Damon: He is trying to drug that girl? Well, he's got it coming. I trust you still know how to serve a hair-tini, don't you?


Elena: Damon, is there alcohol in this?
Damon: Oh god no, what kind of a person do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.


Damon: These days, EVERYONE is a slutty cat.


Elena: I wish Stefan were here
Damon: get over it already elena do you want him to go bite some other chick and go ripper
Elena : he's more exciting that way
Damon: ill show you exciting

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Some dude: Hi,Jack!! I haven't seen you for years!
Damon: "Great!" Apparently,I used this name and costume before.

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Damon: Oh,look! Elton John's here! I didn't know he's still alive.


Damon: Are you ready for this?
Elena: yes, but let me ask you something first!
Damon: what?
Elena: How you know he'd washed his neck?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.