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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 138

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Another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest is in the books, this one dealing with that evil Professor Shane, Bonnie and Damon.

And which TV Fanatic reader has come out on top with with wittiest entry? That honor goes to "DamonLurve" for his/her mocking of the latest Season 4 episode, "My Brother's Keeper." We mean, seriously: Damon simply has a sire Elena?!?

Watch out, you could be next!

Thanks so very much to all who participated in this feature and remember to come back and play every single week!

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Professor Shane: Why would I help you?
Damon: Haven’t you heard? I can make Sired body slaves now. You don’t want to end up in my harem, do you?

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Damon: So let's shortcut half the season and get down to the finale, Who are you here to kill?

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Professor shane;.... see Damon, Bonnie, every page, every book i turn to, every definition of the word heightened has stefans face attached, why is that?

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shane: well hes my application to be bonnies new boyfriend bonnie: thanks shane we'll look over your application and if your lucky enough to get shortlisted damon will get back to you shane: why damon? damon: have you seen her taste in men?

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Shane: You see there was a 10th Lorien rocket that came to earth, and...
Bonnie: You know you auditioned for the Vampire Diaries right?

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Damon: So how many sorority girls does it take to screw..., uh, never mind.

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Damon: You know the last teacher, gave them all As, hunted vampires, moved into Elena's house and was raising her little brother. We expect the same from you.

Theblakeness

"See right here, it says i am up to something..."

Queenbee94

Professor Shane: ...so if we launch this rocket and keep following the exact bearing of 305 degrees, we should be able to get straight to that island and rescue all the survivors of Oceanic 815!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.