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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest Winner: Damon Meets Zoolander!

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HAHA...

We're still cracking up over this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest winner.

A hearty congratulations goes out to reader "Relbelle," who perfectly applied one of the classic Zoolander quotes to this photo of the ever-smoldering Damon Salvatore. Is there more to life than being ridiculously good looking? It's hard to say, but it's easy to laugh over.

Thank you so very much to all who participated and remember to jump in and play every week. Can you stop this entry? We'd love to see you try!

Damon on the Dock

Maybe there's more to life then being really, really, really ridiculously good looking...

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"Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're at the lake with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an axe that will kill that guy you hate. Look again, the other side of the axe is a stake. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a dock"

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I need to axe you a question....

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Gonna hack the life out of this bullshit bond...

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I told them I was getting rid of this sire bitch crap.....

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"My sire is an axe murderer..."

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Damon: "This is how you do badass AND sexy."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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