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"Graduation"

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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 142 Comments (Page 2)

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  1. Madi

    Nobody told me that intense heartburn came with the murder of 12 hybrids! Oh, wait - that's the future.

  2. leanne

    tyler: i cant take it anymore i confess i ate the haribo stars mix

  3. leanne

    caroline: tyler please dont cry - everything is going to be ok its not the end of the world

    tyler: it is what am i going to do without gossip girl i mean chuck was my insperation

  4. OanaM
    Rank: Extra

    Tyler:Ok,which one of you losers nicked my deodorant?
    Caroline:Tyler, eat your Snickers.
    Tyler:Why?
    Caroline & Bonnie:Because you turn into a right diva when you're hungry.

  5. OanaM
    Rank: Extra

    Tyler: You're my heart,heart.HEART breaker!!
    Caroline: Bitch,please!

  6. Poppy

    Tyler: (HUSHED VOICE) Uh, dude? Do you - do you have anything for heartburn? It - it's just - (VOICE BREAKS)breaking the sire bond - it takes SO much out of me!
    Caroline: ...

  7. savaloy2013

    Caption: (My heart will go on)
    Caroline:(thinking) God how could i date someone who uses cheap chat up lines from Titanic!

  8. Lily

    Tyler: See? My left peck never left your side!

  9. Rhesus

    It was an unfortunate situation with Super-Glue! The doc says with regular showers, my hand can be free in two weeks!

  10. DElicious

    Dude I'd like the ink right here on my chest. I want something with the moon and blood...and can you incorporate a wolf but maybe with blond hair...

  11. Herewego

    Caroline! Is your heart on the left or the right? Either I'm having a heart attack or lunch did NOT agree with me!

  12. guest88

    From the Janis Joplin song:
    Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.
    You know you got it if it makes you feel good,

  13. leanne

    tyler : bitch please i have bigger boobs than you

  14. leanne

    tyler : oowwwww dont nipple cripple me

  15. Neshrox

    Tyler:How many times can you rip my heart out
    Caroline:come on Ty you can't be stefan he broods to much

  16. satnav100

    Haley:(shouting) Tyler...Tyler
    Caroline: Go away and join your other slutty she wolf friends!
    Haley: i would but i...
    Caroline: let me guess ya don't have any!
    Tyler:(interuptin) look i don't want to hear your petty excuses just like my friends you helped rip my heart out!
    (Tyler walks of)
    Haley: wait... Tyler
    Caroline: go back to the pet bitch store were you obviously belong
    Haley: me... go back to Klaus you seem to be owned by him!
    not like any one would want cheap crap like you anyway!

  17. Obvious

    Tyler: I have feelings too!

  18. Obvious

    Tyler: And then I made my pectorial dance for her, do you know how hard that is to do?
    Caroline: ( under her breath) I was not a fan.

  19. Fran

    Tyler to Bonnie: I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one!

  20. savannah

    Tyler- I'm sexy and I know it!!!
    Caroline (thinking)- seriously, Klaus has way better muscles than you
    Bonnie- come on!! You got to stop flexing your muscles and concentrate or we will never get this spell done in time

  21. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Tyler: I don't have man-boobies! Moobies!

  22. leanne

    tyler : im more than a a piece of meat with great abs and a tight butt ... i have feeling too you know

  23. Prom Queen
    Rank: Regular Character

    Bonnie: Tyler, are you okay? Can you finish the spell?

    Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt.

    Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go.

    Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?

  24. Laura

    Tyler: What do you mean I'm now in a love triangle with Klaus and Caroline?
    Caroline: Whoops...

  25. Bauer816
    Rank: New User

    Klaus (Controlling Tyler): Place me back in my body witch, or you will soon find Tyler as heartless as you think me to be.


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