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Nobody told me that intense heartburn came with the murder of 12 hybrids! Oh, wait - that's the future.
tyler: i cant take it anymore i confess i ate the haribo stars mix
caroline: tyler please dont cry - everything is going to be ok its not the end of the world
tyler: it is what am i going to do without gossip girl i mean chuck was my insperation
Tyler:Ok,which one of you losers nicked my deodorant?
Caroline:Tyler, eat your Snickers.
Caroline & Bonnie:Because you turn into a right diva when you're hungry.
Tyler: You're my heart,heart.HEART breaker!!
Tyler: (HUSHED VOICE) Uh, dude? Do you - do you have anything for heartburn? It - it's just - (VOICE BREAKS)breaking the sire bond - it takes SO much out of me!
Caption: (My heart will go on)
Caroline:(thinking) God how could i date someone who uses cheap chat up lines from Titanic!
Tyler: See? My left peck never left your side!
It was an unfortunate situation with Super-Glue! The doc says with regular showers, my hand can be free in two weeks!
Dude I'd like the ink right here on my chest. I want something with the moon and blood...and can you incorporate a wolf but maybe with blond hair...
Caroline! Is your heart on the left or the right? Either I'm having a heart attack or lunch did NOT agree with me!
From the Janis Joplin song:
Hey! Have another little piece of my heart now, baby, yeah.
You know you got it if it makes you feel good,
tyler : bitch please i have bigger boobs than you
tyler : oowwwww dont nipple cripple me
Tyler:How many times can you rip my heart out
Caroline:come on Ty you can't be stefan he broods to much
Caroline: Go away and join your other slutty she wolf friends!
Haley: i would but i...
Caroline: let me guess ya don't have any!
Tyler:(interuptin) look i don't want to hear your petty excuses just like my friends you helped rip my heart out!
(Tyler walks of)
Haley: wait... Tyler
Caroline: go back to the pet bitch store were you obviously belong
Haley: me... go back to Klaus you seem to be owned by him!
not like any one would want cheap crap like you anyway!
Tyler: I have feelings too!
Tyler: And then I made my pectorial dance for her, do you know how hard that is to do?
Caroline: ( under her breath) I was not a fan.
Tyler to Bonnie: I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one!
Tyler- I'm sexy and I know it!!!
Caroline (thinking)- seriously, Klaus has way better muscles than you
Bonnie- come on!! You got to stop flexing your muscles and concentrate or we will never get this spell done in time
Tyler: I don't have man-boobies! Moobies!
tyler : im more than a a piece of meat with great abs and a tight butt ... i have feeling too you know
Bonnie: Tyler, are you okay? Can you finish the spell?
Tyler: No, I'm anxious and bloated and my nipples hurt.
Caroline: Don't be a pansy-ass! We need you. Get up. Let's go.
Tyler: No! I won't! I mean, it's always me. "We need you, Tyler. Let's go Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler!" You're always yelling at me but you never listen to me. What about MY feelings?
Tyler: What do you mean I'm now in a love triangle with Klaus and Caroline?
Klaus (Controlling Tyler): Place me back in my body witch, or you will soon find Tyler as heartless as you think me to be.