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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 149

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Unfortunately, we only received 10 entries for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

But while we'd love to see more participation out of our readers, at least each submission made us crack up.

The winner, courtesy of reader "TheTweetieD," is posted below and makes a perfect reference to the rumor that Ian Salvatore may star as the male lead in 50 Shades of Grey.

Check it out now and, come on, people! Tell your friends, family, pets and enemies. A new Vampire Diaries photo is posted every Friday for this contest! Spread the word. Thank you.

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Damon: Wait... Isn't Christian Grey supposed to be the Dominant?

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Leon-alexis

Vaughn: F..k the cure! F..k all of them! Let's play my game now!
Damon: Uh, Excuse me,what?
"10 minutes later"
Damon: Look,man,I'm not gay,I don't wanna play this game anymore. Just give me my pants back and let me go,o.k.?
Rebekah: What the f..k is going on here?!?

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Vaughn: I will tell you this one more time, I'm not untying you until you teach me to do that eye smoulder thing.

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damon: reading 50 shades has really spiced up our sex life who knew i was doing vanilla all this time

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Damon: Usually I don't mind being tied up but dude, you're not my type.

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Damon: Okay, I haven't played double dutch since like 1973 so remind me how this goes.

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Damon: Wait, who's going to jump the rope?

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Damon: I never took Hunters as a kinky type and if you wanted to play rough, all you had too do was ask. No need to tie me up and take me without my consent.

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Damon: Well this game of tug-of-war isn't going to end well... For you.

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Damon: Wait... Isn't Christian Grey supposed to be the Dominant?

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Damon: Here's something to look forward to; if you keep me tied up like this then you have a future as the next Christian Grey.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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