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Damon: Would I make a great Christian Grey?
Rebekah: I've been with a few vampires and Alexander Skarsgård may have you beat!
Damon: I can't wait for the writers to give us the chance to fly as bats!
Rebekah: Remind me again why I should want to be a vampire?
Damon: Because humans are boring, and weak, and slow. And when the cops show up and bust this shindig, everyone else will be arrested, but you can go whee whee whee whee all the way home.
Rebekah: I don't think I get that reference.
Damon: Blame your dagger wielding brother for that.
Rebekah: God I feel so old. Damon do you remember
when we used to party like that?
Damon: What are you talking about? I still party like that!
Damon: One more drink and they will all look good. Let's Party!
Rebekah: I'll take the one on the left.
Damon: No, I'll take them both!
Rebekah: "Good grief! How did my panties get up there?!"
Damon: "I have no idea... here, let me get you another drink."
Rebekah- So You Take My Bourbon, As Well As A Feel Of My Butt?
Damon- Yup,Sounds About Right.
Damon: Her ass looks good
Rebekah: hmph, mines better
Damon: Dear diary...that ass was fat
Damon: I wonder who I'm going to eat today?
Rebekah; Look Damon, a shooting star, quick make a wish!
After a pause:
What did you wish for?
Damon: er, for Elena to get her humanity back and us all to live in peace, you?
Rebekah (thinking) liar!