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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 156

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Note to all TV Fanatics: Not all Caption Contest entries must make total and complete sense.

Take this week's winner, for example. We have no idea where reader "HiPolymerEraser" got the idea for having Caroline channel Olympic Gold Medalist and hilarious reality TV star Ryan Lochte... but who cares?!? It's hilarious.

Check out the winning submission below.

Thank you once again to all who participated and remember to come back and play every week. You may be the next to win!

Klaus and 'lin

Caroline: It's times like these where I ask myself, "What would Ryan Lochte do?"

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Never use a cactus to scratch your back

Leon alexis

Klaus: Silas,stop torturing me,please! Just leave already!
"Caroline":Are you sure? How about sex?


Caroline: Shh, before we discuss anything important - are you really Silas?
Klaus: No. Are you?
Caroline: No. But maybe that plant behind me is never know anymore.


Caroline: I'd kiss you right now, but it goes against my oath of kissing human-blood suckers........ and i mean alive humans.......


Caroline: Hey directors over here! He's passing out again! We have done this scene 100 times, literally, and either somebody put really strong alcohol in the punch or he cant seem to yell and walk at the same time.


Caroline: It's times like these where I ask myself, "What would Ryan Lochte do?"


Klaus: Hey your not fat, vampires just have thick skin.


Caroline: Did you know......... you actually look more pathetic up close, and you smell like stinky cheese! Seriously take a bath!!


Klaus: Im freaking out! Im freaking out!
Caroline: Come down. There will be another season of The Vampire Dairies.


Caroline: EWW!! Dont touch me!! Now i got klaus germs all over me!! Klaus: well dont touch me, now i got sassy caroline germs!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.