MTV VMAs: Who Won? Who Twerked in Front of Robin Thicke's Crotch?

The MTV Video Music Awards aired last night, featuring a bevy of trophies, performances, fashion... and Miley Cyrus using a foam finger as a penis while Twerking in front of Robin Thicke's crotch.

Yes, it was a typically buzz-worthy and wacky ceremony, highlighted by a few artists doing their impressive thing on stage, Taylor Swift cursing off an ex and... well... Miley Cyrus using a foam finger as a penis while Twerking in front of Robin Thicke's crotch.

Scroll down for a look at all the winners, officially and unofficially...

Video of the Year: Justin Timberlake, "Mirrors"
Best Hip-Hop Video: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Ray Dalton, "Can't Hold Us"
Most Bitter Ex: With Harry Styles on stage, Taylor Swift was caught whispering "shut the f-ck up" to Selena Gomez in the crowd.
Best Male Video: Bruno Mars, "Locked Out of Heaven"
Best Female Video: Taylor Swift, "I Knew You Were Trouble"
Most Embarrassing Performance: Seriously, Miley, we get it: you're grown up. But a true grown up doesn't need to go to such lengths to prove it.
Best Pop Video: Selena Gomez, "Come & Get It"
Artist to Watch Presented by Taco Bell®: Austin Mahone, "What About Love"
Most Unexpected Red Carpet Guest: Richard Simmons.
Best Collaboration: P!nk feat. Nate Ruess, "Just Give Me a Reason"
Best Video with a Social Message: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Mary Lewis, "Same Love"
Best Rock Video: Thirty Seconds to Mars, "Up in the Air"
Best Art Direction: Janelle Monae feat. Erykah Badu, "Q.U.E.E.N"
Best Choreography: Bruno Mars, "Treasure"
Most Moving Performance: Jennifer Hudson joining Macklemore and Ryan Lewis on "Same Love."
Best Cinematography: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Ray Dalton, "Can't Hold Us"
Best Direction: Justin Timberlake feat. Jay-Z, "Suit & Tie"
Best Editing: Justin Timberlake, "Mirrors"
Best Visual Effects: Capital Cities, "Safe and Sound"   
Song of the Summer: One Direction, "Best Song Ever"
Best Rope Jumping Under the Brooklyn Bridge: Katy Perry.

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