Simply put, Santiago lost this week on Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 1 Episode 13.
But viewers surely won!
Because he made more felony arrests than his pretty colleague, Jake got to go on a date with Amy, making the evening as humiliating as possible for his occasional partner. Seriously. Did you see that dress?!?
Jake also went all Walk to Remember on Santiago, telling her that she isn't allowed to fall in love with him. Although Amy didn't seem too concerned about this possibility.
Elsewhere, Boyle went on extra pain medication, which led to some serious honesty from the hilarious cop. And awkward Holt? He's funny Holt. Not as funny? Hitchcock thinking it's okay to strip.
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