Jess turned 30 on New Girl Season 3 Episode 13, a funny installment of this Fox sitcom that started with the birthday girl mistaking a kid's party for her own.
But, fret not, Nick made up for it from there, throwing his girlfriend an elaborate surprise party that should really be called an elaborate surprise "day."
Then there was Coach, who deemed himself "the best at stuff."
But how accurate can that statement be, considering his living situation?
Watch New Girl online now and decide for yourself: