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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Review: Weird, Sleazy & Naked

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"The Curse of Carlton" was only one of the many disturbing things on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 - but where do we even begin?

We'll try and recap it all in our TVF +/- review....

So, one moment Carlton is hugging Kyle Richards and saying how they are starting fresh…

…and the next she's accusing her of talking behind her back and disrespecting her religion because of a dream. Seriously? Minus 22.

It. Was. A. Dream!!! 

It didn't really happen. Carlton, it's all in your head, literally….Now please don't cast a spell on me for pointing that out. 

Wasn't it funny how Joyce's staunch belief in the strength of God crumbled to dust the moment her husband had a tummy ache. Plus 15 for the irony but I have to ask, does she think the negativity that entered her home was the Norovirus or Carlton's curse?

And a word of advice to Joyce. It never pays to screw with things you can't explain…or insult an angry witch. 

No matter what you think of Carlton's religious beliefs, she certainly throws a unique party complete with painted naked women serving drinks and pole dancers. Plus 27. This isn't your normal, boring Beverly Hills affair. 

As Brandi put it, Carlton is "kind of like no bullsh*t, balls to the wall." No wonder these two have bonded. 

Plus 25 for sending the kids to grandma's for the night. 

In the end, I think Kyle put it best. "I won't be asking her to help with the bat mitzvah."

No kidding. 

Kim Richards skipped the party to end up with people that made Carlton's shindig look almost normal. 

The Hollywood Collector's show was an odd assortment of washed up stars and their even stranger fans, starting with former teen heartthrob Jimmy McNichol. When he asked Kim why they never dated all I could think was, because you are super sleazy!

Since he grabbed her ass and roared like a lion back in high school, I'm guessing he's always been that way. Minus 45.

And I'm not even sure I can relive the werepuppy incident without having nightmares. Kim was far braver than I would have been. I wouldn't have touched that creepy little creature. Minus 21

Kudos to Kyle for her guest stint on Days of Our Lives. I'm a fan of the show and thought she did quite well over the few days she was there and it was such fun to get to see these little behind the scenes clips. Plus 18.

The rest was boring Housewives nonsense. Lisa Vanderpump continued to over-mother Brandi about her bruised hand. Minus 23. Brandi's a grown woman. If she doesn't want to go see a doctor that's her business.

Lisa blowing off Yolanda's get together at the last minute was rude. And whether you're a fan of her painting party idea or not, I'd go just to be able to sit there and look at that view of the ocean. Breathtakingly gorgeous! Plus 50. It makes the entire show worth watching.

Episode total = +24 Season total = -58! 

So TV Fanatics, do you think Carlton really put a curse on Joyce?

 

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C. Orlando is a TV Fanatic Staff Writer. Follow her on Twitter.

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UGH AS IF! Jimmy's a good guy! He DON'T do drugs! He would NEVER shag her or anyone else! He ADORES his wife and kids! YOU WISH KIM! ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS GIRL! He "allegedly" grabbed you as when he was like 2! PA_LEASE! He's not at the tanning bed and having plastic surgery like ugh..... He's a very handsome aging normally being himself like the rest of us... He's a real man, husband and rather. UGH! He walks in the room and you edit this to make him look like a jerk who wants you ! UGH!!! Have you not seen his beautiful "real" wife???? UGH! SICK!
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Stupid carlton, more stupid articel, most stupid christine orlando. sorry but you must have an IQ of -81

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Carlton, money can't buy you class. I always liked RHBH because of the beautiful, classy and interesting ladies. Sure, they got a little racy at times, but NOTHING like what you have brought to the show. I have to fast forward past your part.

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Dad is sleazy too. Carlton and her "nanny" r annoying. This woman wants everyone to respect her views but curses at the others all the time when she foes not like their views r. I would have left early like Kyle did. Wackos time for her to move on

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@ Lynn

Sorry for typos

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Carlton is not only ugly, but stupid. I wouldn't say that she was ugly if she were not so hung up on herself. She names her kids things like Hannukah, Jewish Temple and Yamaka and then gets insulted if someone asks if she's Jewish. Or wait, it's the other way around, whatever. And, witchcraft is a joke....if she's into it, fine, but why does Joyce, who says she believes in God, act all worried in the next episode about some stupid spell??!! That is not faith in the Lord, honey, hate to tell you! Her husband either caught a virus, or someone in Carlton's tacky camp poisoned him, gave him food poisoning, plain and simple. Wouldn't put it past Carlton or her gross friends one iota. Anything to get screen time. Her kids look decent but I feel sorry for them.

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@ carlto's is ridiculous

If one curses me, but is around all the time, I would burn her fucking face to ashes so she can never open her mouth again. Wishing somebody something ill is absolutely immoral, more so if it happens everytime somebody has a different opinion.

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