In the mood for ice cream?
You will be after you watch Duck Dynasty Season 5 Episode 7 online.
On the latest installment of this A&E smash, Willie installed an ice cream machine in his office with the aim of motivating his employees. Do solid work? Get some ice cream!
Jase and Si take offense at being treated like children, but they are in the minority.
What does inspire a grown man? That's easy, the impressive vehicle Jase later pulls up in: the all-terrain Argo Amphibious ATV, replete with eight wheels and the ability to go over water and land.
The warehouse crew can earn points for assembling their duck calls and then cash in these points to use the Argo. The concept works out perfectly, the team is going strong… and then Jase admits that he bought the ATV using the company credit card.
Could be tough to turn a profit that way.
Elsewhere, Phil just wants to watch The Bourne Identity, but can't get his stupid TV to work. Can't there just be a Bourne button on it?!? (NOTE: That… would… be… awesome!)
Miss Kay also goes out to buy a smartphone this week, leading to more technology problems when Willie has to teach her out to text. It's like showing a baby how to play piano, he compared. Cute for a bit - and then totally annoying.
Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.
I have found ticks in my whiskers.Phil
What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?Phil
Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.Korie
She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.Gordon
I like sheep.Miss Kay
The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.
They're not mad. These cows are crazySi
Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.Phil
If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.
That's my crapper.Jep
You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.Kay
Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.
Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.
The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.Kay
Hey, I'm a math man.Si
Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.Jessica
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.Jep
You don't mix nail guns and medication. That's just not smart.Martin
One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.Wilie
I donât need baskets. Thatâs what women do.
I love bringing old things back to life.Kay
What are y'all doing? Why ainât y'all working?Willie
When I hear a sound that's particularly unpleasant, I gotta put a stop to it.
You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew.Si
You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.Phil
The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.Phil
As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.
She was a looker. Like them chicks on The Weather Channel, you know what I'm sayin.Phil
It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.