Reign Review: An Awful Mistake

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Are you a fan of detailed discussions of military strategy?

Aggressive Renaissance sex? Or the way Lord Castleroy kind of looks like a blond version of Cousin Larry Appleton from Perfect Strangers?

If you said "yes," to any of these questions, then mazel tov: Reign Season 1 Episode 19 had each of those elements in spades.

However, if you're more into, say, the show's supernaturally-inclined plot elements, or love triangles, or suitcase vipers, then you were pretty much out of luck, as the show maintained its recent focus on France's political and military future.

Reign has a few different modes - dreamy, intense romance; camp spectacular; spooky ghost/ murder/ demon (?) situations - but recently, the show's been all business.

This episode intensified that focus, even examining King Henry's ongoing (and still unexplained) madness primarily from the position of it's impact on France's national policy.

Which, yes, is probably the most realistic thing to ever happen on this show.

I mean, I get it. In actual history, these people would all probably devote 99% of their time to military strategizing and deal - making, with a scant 1% of their day allotted to both pantaloon-clad sex romps AND locking people up in towers.

But I found the hour's political deal-making so confusing, I had to watch all the non-sex parts of this episode more than once (a real reversal of habit for me! Ewww, gross, sorry) - just to get a handle on who was trading what military favor for what end goal.

But perhaps that's just a personal weaknesses. The show within Reign that I love the most is the campy tragi-comedy about the life and times of Queen Catherine - who is also, incidentally, queen of Reign quotes and queen of my heart.

Though Catherine certainly made the most of her brief appearance, her turn offering to recruit Penelope as a courtesan-spy just whetted my palate for more of what Catherine brings to the table.

Reign works with some of the most delightful, fun, soapy characters and plots of any show on the air today.

But I do just wish it could integrate them a little more evenly, so that we're not so frequently jumping from fully focusing on one plot point to another, then abandoning both for the next few weeks, only to pick them up again full speed, several episodes later.

Speaking of which, ahem, ahem: that was quite a tossed-off explanation from Bash about the 'darkness' tonight; he might as well have said "We're going to deal with that one on the season finale, honey."

But I mean, I am excited to see them deal with it on the season finale (honey).

Official Reign FashionWatch: 7.5/10, with a 10/10 for that opening snowball scene where everyone looked perfect and beautiful and like Liv Tyler in the first Lord of the Rings movie.

But there's more at stake here than beautiful velvet cloaks. So tell me, after all of this lying, betrayal, and tower-imprisonment:

Will Mary and Francis's marriage ever be the same again?


Editor Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 (24 Votes)

Am I the only one who thinks : big money spent on a bad serie ??
The good actors are the older ones, the story is non-sense most of the time ... it's not historical accurate, the plots are point less. What a waist of time and energy.
Nearly forgot : I really love the costumes, great job. Hope you'll be better employed next time ...

@ Andrea

You're kidding, right? Yes I think you're the only one who thinks it's a waist (sic). I'm sure you meant waste. If you want historical accuracy, then go to PBS or The History Channel. This is one of the best series on television. I look forward to it every week and so do many fans. The older actors (King Henry and Queen Catherine) are great, but Mary, Bash, Francis, Kenna and the ladies in waiting are all also very good. They're gainfully and wonderfully employed. Can you offer them a better job? You have a problem. Leave the show alone.


Gaby -- Not a Bash and Kenna fan?! How did you miss their hot sex? Damn girl! Not even a mention of how close they got as they attempted to cleanse each other of their pasts so they could focus on their new life going forward. That was HOT! And, totally not political.

@ Carissa Pavlica

Good call Carissa, I was so hot I had to look away it was too much for my senses...


Seriously your reviews are the worst!

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Reign Season 1 Episode 19 Quotes

Losing bothers me.


Trust is a luxury I can no longer afford.


Reign Season 1 Episode 19 Music

  Song Artist
This the silent war setting sun Setting Sun This, The Silent War iTunes
Glass animals exxus Exxus Glass Animals iTunes
Lenka two heartbeats Two Heartbeats Lenka iTunes