Quotables from Week Ending May 14, 2015
Carissa Pavlica at . Updated at .This week we have finales galore. Dear, sweet (what?) Revenge aired their last show with "Two Graves," as well as The Following, never to be heard from again.
Scandal, Bates Motel, NCIS, The Vampire Diaries (Elena's last words??) and more left the air.
There was also the beginning of Wayward Pines, so don't fret. Just as shows end, others will begin. It's the cycle of life! Well, our lives, anyway.
Read on and let us know what quotes you love.
1. I knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend even if it meant having to...
Damon: You could've just told me what to do.
Elena: I knew what you were going to do.
Damon: You knew that the evil, selfish Damon Salvatore would give up the love of his life to save her best friend.
Elena: I knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend even if it meant having to live without me for a little while.
2. When I was a little girl the delineation between good and evil was as clear as night and day....
When I was a little girl the delineation between good and evil was as clear as night and day. But as life grows complicated that line blurs and we learn to justify our actions when we believe we've crossed it. If we aren't careful, those choices can fill us with darkness leaving us destined to never see light again.
Emily
3. You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important...
You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.
Steve
4. What is that, turn down service? I don't think anybody was turning anybody down in this room.
What is that, turn down service? I don't think anybody was turning anybody down in this room.
Justin
5. Aye. But from what I've seen so far, you two are natural outlaws.
Jenny: So, Ian sent you I expect.
Murtagh: Aye. But from what I've seen so far, you two are natural outlaws.
6. God, you must be one hell of a first date.
Mark: Stick it in fast, it will hurt less.
Sarah: God, you must be one hell of a first date.
7. He cares!!! Sometimes the only way to care is with a futile, pointless gesture.
Mitchell: Lighten up. Loosen your sphincter for 20 minutes and go have a beer with the guy. Let him into your life. Maybe get a life.
Russ: It's just a pointless, futile gesture to make him look good.
Mitchell: He cares!!! Sometimes the only way to care is with a futile, pointless gesture.
8. The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. [kisses both of...
Countess Marburg: Oh Salem. We have heard of your terrible plights and now we see with out own eyes the neglect that has been shown you. We took sail as hastily as we could to show solidarity and to bring an abundance of supplies! [applause breaks out]
Mary: Such a display of wealth and opulence. How could we ever repay you?
Countess Marburg: The look of open affection and gratitude in your face is repayment enough. [kisses both of her cheeks]
9. He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!
He's a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!
Ned
10. Uh, carbon dating?
Lauren: Did you know that the bone in this knife dates back to the Mesopotamian era of Ancient Greece?
Bo: How would I?
Lauren: Uh, carbon dating?
11. And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I...
And I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. I've fought for plenty in my life. That's how I know when it's over. It's not a weakness. It's been a gift for me.To know when to move on.
Betty
12. We don't have family members.
Louis Canning: You know I've never, in all of our years of struggle, I have never gone after any of your family members.
David Lee: We don't have family members.
13. You will find little joy in your command, but with luck you will the strength to do what...
You will find little joy in your command, but with luck you will the strength to do what needs to be done. Kill the boy Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy, and let the man be born.
Maester Aemon
14. All the love and companionship you denied me, visit upon her.
Victor: And this? Creating another sin?
Caliban: Atoning for your first. All the love and companionship you denied me, visit upon her. She is our future, creator; tread carefully.
15. My father had a particular technique. He had a belt buckle that said 'faith.' He used to beat...
My father had a particular technique. He had a belt buckle that said 'faith.' He used to beat his faith into me every single day.
Aleister
16. I'm glad that we had this talk of yours. I see where we stand. You've given up on me.
I'm glad that we had this talk of yours. I see where we stand. You've given up on me.
Norman
17. Word of advice sweety, next time you kill somebody, don't leave the body lying around your...
Word of advice sweety, next time you kill somebody, don't leave the body lying around your house.
Daisy
18. Well, my adage holds. Nothing good ever happens in a clearing in the woods.
Well, my adage holds. Nothing good ever happens in a clearing in the woods.
Freya
19. Why do you think your mother is an only child?
Jane: You didn't get an epidural.
Alba: Why do you think your mother is an only child?
20. Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.
Really, it's your mannniversary? And I didn't get you anything.
Rick Castle
21. But I did say I told you so. Repeatedly.
Barry: Thanks for not saying I told you so.
Joe: But I did say I told you so. Repeatedly.
22. How many more, probie? How many times we gotta do this dance? Agents can't keep dying on your...
How many more, probie? How many times we gotta do this dance? Agents can't keep dying on your watch.
Franks
23. As much as it pains me, everybody gets a free drink at Molly's tonight.
As much as it pains me, everybody gets a free drink at Molly's tonight.
Herrmann
24. Team centered around people with powers? How many on the list?
Coulson: Are you ready to refocus your energies?
Skye: Team centered around people with powers? How many on the list?
Coulson: Right now, just you. Take it slow.
25. Thank you, Felicity, you just outed my secret identity to a super villain.
Felicity: Barry!
The Flash: Thank you, Felicity, you just outed my secret identity to a super villain. No offense.
Malcolm: None taken.
26. Kick's over.
Jake: It's strange seeing you eat that.
Laura: Yeah, decided to start a health kick.
Jake: Hal's got doughnuts.
Laura: Kick's over.
27. "That" has a name!
Avery: Juliette, you just got home. You don't have two minutes to hold your baby?
Juliette: I don't have time for that today. I don't.
Avery: "That" has a name!
28. Is this a heroin den
Sherlock: Is this a heroin den?
Oscar: I suppose those are bad for people in recovery? Sucks to be you.
29. This coffee is insane, did you hit it with a flamethrower?
This coffee is insane, did you hit it with a flamethrower?
Lindsay
30. It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.
It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.
The Author
31. I don't tell my name to strangers. I tell strangers that my daddy works for FBI.
I don't tell my name to strangers. I tell strangers that my daddy works for FBI.
Christine
32. Come on. You won't miss being able to reach your toaster from your toilet?
Come on. You won't miss being able to reach your toaster from your toilet?
Amelia
33. Oh, we don't have anything of yours, but I can certainly put on my Nancy Drew detective hat...
Ethan: Where's my phone and the rest of my things?
Nurse Pam: Oh, we don't have anything of yours, but I can certainly put on my Nancy Drew detective hat and check into that for you.
34. Because as it turns out there is one thing worse than being hated by Catherine de Medici....
Mary: Why turn on your co-conspirator now? Catherine is your lover, your key to the power at court.
Narcisse: Because as it turns out there is one thing worse than being hated by Catherine de Medici. That is being loved by her.