Quotables from Week Ending May 7, 2015
Carissa Pavlica at .This week the finales began in earnest and we said goodbye to Kate on Criminal Minds, learned more about Abagail on Forever and said goodbye to Coach on New Girl.
Elsewhere, Jenny gave birth on Outlander and made sure her child came into the world a true Scot, Major made a major mistake on iZombie speaking about that which one should never and Wu harkened back to one of his finest moments on Grimm.
In a fun turn of events, Sheldon tries to make the very difficult decision about whether or not to watch The Flash. Maybe he needs this week's quote to help convince him!
Find out what else was going on around the tube when you scroll through some of the greatest quotes for the week ending May 7, 2015!
1. Powerless? Are you kidding me? The first time we met, you made my eyes bleed.
Paige: I know. I just feel so powerless.
Nick: Powerless? Are you kidding me? The first time we met, you made my eyes bleed.
2. I don't think we've ever used a pool table to shoot pool.
Bo: What's next, you going to teach me to shoot pool?
Dyson: I don't think we've ever used a pool table to shoot pool.
3. I know what it is like to have their family turn their back on you. Let me give you a little...
I know what it is like to have your family turn their back on you. Let me give you a little bit of advice. Keep moving forward, because you still have a shot at redemption. If not for your son, at least for yourself.
Chin
4. He just didn't make good collars, he tied them up in neat little bows. It's time you learned...
He just didn't make good collars, he tied them up in neat little bows. It's time you learned to gift wrap.
Frank
5. Uh... after eating one of Adalind's cookies and eating half my carpet, I'm not all that keen,...
Uh... after eating one of Adalind's cookies and eating half my carpet, I'm not all that keen, but whatever you guys need...
Wu
6. My son is still missing, and apparently I'm trapped in an episode of Touched by an Angel.
My son is still missing, and apparently I'm trapped in an episode of Touched by an Angel.
Vera
7. Then he'll come into the world a true Scot.
Claire: It's alright. It is possible to deliver a breech baby. I'll only have to reach inside and guide it out.
Jenny: All right, but you'll be fetching me a good, stiff dram before we start.
Claire: In that case, the baby will likely be drunk, too.
Jenny: Then he'll come into the world a true Scot.
8. Well, look away, and it too will go up in smoke.
Felix: Can't you just like, look away?
Art: It's a dead body not a bag of weed.
Felix: Well, look away, and it too will go up in smoke.
9. Yeah, well listening to the hip hop doesn't make you hip, it makes you pathetic, like an old...
Yeah, well listening to the hip hop doesn't make you hip, it makes you pathetic, like an old fart wearing skinny jeans.
Russ
10. You arrogant bitch. I know about you and all of your failures. You won't touch a hair on my...
Countess Marburg: Well you can put a crown on a sow's head and it doesn't make it a queen. A true queen is not made, she is born in the earth's womb and destined to rule forever.
Mary: You arrogant bitch. I know about you and all of your failures. You won't touch a hair on my head.
11. Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for...
Geez kids, guess you've had your last birthday. You're going to stay your current ages for the rest of your lives.
Marge
12. You're the traitor
Juliet: You'd actually be sitting in this chair if you had lived through the war instead of retreating into academia. You turned on everyone you claimed to love. You put this in action. You're the traitor.
Elizabeth: What decision?
Juliet: You quit.
13. The dead don't need lovers, only the living.
Melisandre: The dead don't need lovers, only the living.
Jon: I know, but I still love her.
14. Master, my beloved Lucifer. I have found her for you and she shall be yours.
Master, my beloved Lucifer. I have found her for you and she shall be yours. I shall assault her days and her nights. Her dreams and her prayers. No corner of her soul shall be safe. Every beat of her heart, she shall know only suffering. I will not fail you. I will not fail you. I will not fail you.
Evelyn Poole
15. The Dark One can't strike back without charring his heart. You're toothless, old dog.
Mr. Gold: Are you sure you want to start the day tangling with the Dark One?
Hook: The Dark One can't strike back without charring his heart. You're toothless, old dog.
16. I'm having a crisis of confidence and it's taking up all my time.
I'm having a crisis of confidence and it's taking up all my time.
Alicia
17. No. I think the second I file a complaint, I'll have the ACLU in my office. And Betty Ferdan...
Hobart: No. Find a way to get along, or you can expect a letter from our lawyer.
Joan: I wonder how many women around here would like to speak to a lawyer. I think the Equal Opportunity Commission has one.
Hobart: Women love it here. You want to threaten us? You'll be all alone.
Joan: No. I think the second I file a complaint, I'll have the ACLU in my office. And Betty Friedan in the lobby with half the women who marched down Fifth Avenue. I guess you didn't see the headline about what happened at Ladies' Home Journal. Or Newsweek.
18. Who killed one.
Christy: We can't let her go to jail. She's a baby.
Natalie: Who killed one.
19. 'If something goes wrong?' Look around you. Everything's gone wrong.
Emily: If something goes wrong I don't want you to be complicit.
David: 'If something goes wrong?' Look around you. Everything's gone wrong.
20. To happiness, or as I like to call it, sadness in its early stages.
To happiness, or as I like to call it, sadness in its early stages.
Stosh
21. I've never been daggered. I never knew it was such an agonizing experience. It does help...
I've never been daggered. I never knew it was such an agonizing experience. It does help explain why my siblings loathe me.
Klaus
22. If you give us any trouble, I'll be roasting marshmallows off your face.
If you give us any trouble, I'll be roasting marshmallows off your face.
Mark
23. I'm not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.
Rogelio: I'm not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.
Xo: Leprechauns aren't real.
Rogelio: I know what I saw!
24. She thinks there's something wrong with me.
Norman: She thinks there's something wrong with me.
Bradley: Well, is there something wrong with you?
Norman: Yes.
25. Be honest, when you vowed for better or for worse you really had no idea what you were...
Be honest, when you vowed for better or for worse you really had no idea what you were agreeing to, did you?
Rick Castle
26. I'm talking about cleaning up.
Coach: I need you to get harder Nick. Can you get harder for me?
Nick: What?
Coach: Do you need me to get hard with you?
Nick: I feel like you're not meaning to say what you're saying.
Coach: I'm talking about cleaning up.
27. It's depressing to think all of my descendants are as crazy as you.
Eddie: You know they're gonna find me. And you. You're not as smart as you think you are.
Harrison/Eobard: Oh really? 'Cause I'm a genius where I come from. Imagine how smart that makes me here.
Eddie: The future? With a name like Eobard, I guess you'd have to be.
Harrison/Eobard: Eobard is a distinguished name for a distinguished member of a distinguished family.
Eddie: It's depressing to think all of my descendants are as crazy as you.
28. I can't talk about fight club... crap.
Liv: Oh, Major! Who did this to you?
Major: I can't talk about fight club... crap.
29. Abigail Morgan was a wife and a mother. A friend. But more than that, for me she was an...
Abigail Morgan was a wife and a mother. A friend. But more than that, for me she was an angel. She found two lost souls and turned us into a family. Thank you, mom. I love you.
Abe
30. God wasn't in high school.
Grant: You know on the seventh day God rested, right?
Taylor: God wasn't in high school.
31. You know, I don't like to talk either. You talk too much people end up thinking they heard...
You know, I don't like to talk either. You talk too much people end up thinking they heard things you never said.
Gibbs
32. Please just sit down with him. Coulson, he's a good man.
Please just sit down with him. Coulson, he's a good man. He's the only person who's ever tried to take care of me. And until now he's the closest I've had to family.
Skye
33. One, you don't say rolling on Molly, you just say rolling. Two, Frankie is rolling is the...
Laura: Frankie is rolling on Molly.
Max: One, you don't say rolling on Molly, you just say rolling. Two, Frankie is rolling is the best moment of my life.
34. He let this happen.
Felicity: I can't believe he's gonna marry her.
Malcolm: You should worry more about getting out of here alive.
Ray: Is that even a remote possibility?
Laurel: Oliver would never let that happen.
Diggle: He let this happen.
35. That's easier. There's the higher one for the glasses, and the lower one for the pots and the...
Jay: Name two cabinet level positions.
Gloria: That's easier. There's the higher one for the glasses, and the lower one for the pots and the pans.
36. You know what's so great about the internet? It's therapy for sick minds. Before you thought...
You know what's so great about the internet? It's therapy for sick minds. Before you thought you were alone but now....one click and you realize you've got family.
Zorgen