Quotables from Week Ending June 16, 2015

Kidnapper: Where's the money?!
Uber Driver: You don't need any money! It's all done through the app.

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• Added: June 14, 2015

Angela: She came out of his apartment, it's personal. She is with Tommy, which makes her dangerous. She's not going to be a pushover.
Sax: Good, it's no fun if they don't make you work for it.

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• Added: July 11, 2015

Compared to ants, we are a higher intelligence, doctor. And I'm guessing we must have seemed pretty intriguing to them too, until we invented bug spray.

Sean

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• Added: July 13, 2015

Is there not one square inch of my life that you haven't insinuated yourself into?

Virginia

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• Added: July 12, 2015

Lt. Carlton Burk: Why are we wasting out time trying to cut it out of him? We should just throw him overboard.
XO Mike Slattery: That certainly would be the most expedient thing to do.

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• Added: July 12, 2015

Elliott: Excuse me. You have one of the largest auras I've ever seen. Green and black. It's been taking up this whole room. I just...I had to say something. You must have had hundreds of lives.
Ray: I don't think I could handle another one.

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• Added: July 12, 2015

Let's leave the past where it is and build something truly special together. No. Scratch that. You build it. I'll get out of the way this time.

Joe

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• Added: July 13, 2015

Rusty: So you're starting off your new relationship with Patrice by lying to her?
Provenza: I won't be lying to her. You will.

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• Added: July 13, 2015

Rachel: We have to call the police. We are all going to get in trouble. Shia's going to get in trouble.
Quinn: Mary took her life.

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• Added: July 13, 2015

Eph: So you're still on board? You're still ready to follow him down every dark tunnel in the city?
Vasiliy: Yeah, but I've got my own plan.
Eph: Which is?
Vasiliy: I'm gonna secure my place, then next door, then the block and then the next block.
Eph: The ground game isn't for me.
Vasiliy: So what are you gonna do?
Eph: Well seeing as how as a vampire hunter I'm total shit, I'm gonna go back to being a doctor.

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• Added: July 12, 2015

Kira: What do you even call that?
Deaton: Personally, I call it terrifying.

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• Added: July 14, 2015

Hanna: Spencer say something. Why are we like radioactive?
Spencer: Bitch chipped us.

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• Added: July 14, 2015

Emma: Okay so Fault in our Stars is also a no.
Kieran: Cancer kids on top of a brutal murder might be a bit much.

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• Added: July 14, 2015

D'avin: Hey, don't you think it would be better if you stayed with them?
Dutch: Why? Because I have breasts?
D'avin: Sorta. Wait, is that like a trick question?

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• Added: July 10, 2015

Christine: Don't you walk away from me.
Sam: I'm going back to Abby. She accepts me for the piece of crap I am.

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• Added: July 16, 2015

Let's just say my mind has been expanded by my evening spent in Oz.

JD

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• Added: July 16, 2015

You know the trouble with just believing? It's too easy. Being skeptical, without being closed minded, that's the hard thing. So, no, I'm not giving up.

Cat

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• Added: July 14, 2015

Joss: Oh, God! Oh my God, what are you doing?
Calista: Choosing a window to jump from!

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• Added: July 16, 2015

What kind of Muslim steals a wife from her husband? A mother from her child? You have already taken two of my sons!

Nasrin

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• Added: July 15, 2015

Jamie: I know I shouldn't have lied to you, but I did it for a good reason.
Mitch: That's the problem with you. Your good reason barometer is on the fritz.

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• Added: July 14, 2015

If you could have killed the Easter bomber before he acted, would you? Don't make the same mistake twice, don't wait til it's too late. Just consider, one life to save Wayward Pines.

David Pilcher

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• Added: July 13, 2015

Mike: So this is all just about the money?
Jessica: Were you born yesterday? The clients are looking for money. We're looking for money. The insurance company is looking to keep money. It's always about the money.

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• Added: July 15, 2015

I've always been a lucky man. Gypsy woman once told me, something to do with my stars. Today, my stars are in line.

Ari

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• Added: July 17, 2015

Which one are you supposed to be? Starsky or Hutch?

Driver

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• Added: July 14, 2015

[talking about the aunts] I don't know what you issue is Cat, but they're here to see you! So you better get in here and deal with them or I swear I'll tell them you're engaged to a beast.

Heather

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• Added: July 16, 2015

I know -- I broke my own rule. But I have no Suboxone. What I do have? Clinical depression, social anxiety, a day job, a night job, confusing relationships, others depending on me, taking down the largest corporation in the world. And I chose it all.

Elliot

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• Added: July 16, 2015

You ever seen this one during her time of the month? Imagine being locked in a steel capsule with that hurling through space.

Gordo

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• Added: July 16, 2015

Listen. I've never asked you for anything. OK, I did ask you to keep me from having a heart attack that one time I did the pink blow from Peru. That two times I did pink blow from Peru.

Johnny

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• Added: July 16, 2015

Nick: Did your psychic happen to tell you that someone tall and dark would offer to buy you a beer?
Juliet: No but my therapist did tell me to set clear boundaries.

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• Added: July 16, 2015