Quotables from Week Ending July 9, 2015

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We've got all your best quotes this summer!

The Real Housewives may have run out of vodka (gasp!), the knife gets twisted on Suits, Gordon contemplates the path not taken on Halt and Catch Fire and is Victor Kirakis going square dancing on Days of Our Lives?

From retractable fangs on Rookie Blue to being thrown from a train on Hannibal and don't forget about that threesome on Mistresses...we've covered it all. 

Check out our best quotes from all of TV ending the week of July 9th and enjoy!

1. We have a code red. I don't know that we have any more vodka. That's a situation.

A fun day the real housewives of new york city

We have a code red. I don't know that we have any more vodka. That's a situation.

Bethenny
We have a code red. I don't know that we have any more vodka. That's a situation.

2. When someone twists a knife in your gut, I feel like I want to twist one right back.

Robert zane suits s5e3

When someone twists a knife in your gut, I feel like I want to twist one right back.

Harvey
When someone twists a knife in your gut, I feel like I want to twist one right back.

3. I hope that's Hebrew for "A-Okay."

Hospital ship the last ship

Lt. Ravit Bavis: Uh-oh.
Tex: I hope that's Hebrew for "A-Okay."

Lt. Ravit Bavis: Uh-oh. Tex: I hope that's Hebrew for "A-Okay."

4. I'm enjoying this chemo way more than the last batch.

Pining for one another chasing life s2e1

Leo: Morning sunshine. How you feeling.
April: I'm enjoying this chemo way more than the last batch.

Leo: Morning sunshine. How you feeling. April: I'm enjoying this chemo way more than the last batch.

5. Well, Maggie and I go square dancing with him and Kate every Thursday night. That man is the...

Stefano and victor days of our lives

Stefano: What is going on with you and Clyde Weston?
Victor: Well, Maggie and I go square dancing with him and Kate every Thursday night. That man is the Baryshnikov of the two-step.

Stefano: What is going on with you and Clyde Weston? Victor: Well, Maggie and I go square dancing with him and Kate every Thursday night....

6. You ever thought about who you could have been if you had taken a different path?

Awkward halt and catch fire

You ever thought about who you could have been if you had taken a different path?

Gordon
You ever thought about who you could have been if you had taken a different path?

7. Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

In bel air true detective s2e3

Ani: What the fuck, man? I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me if you got something.
Ray: Well, I got shot. That's somethin'. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

Ani: What the fuck, man? I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me if you got something. Ray: Well, I got shot. That's...

8. live together, die together, works when you have to keep on fighting. Totally suck in real...

A decisive attack defiance

Live together, die together, works when you have to keep on fighting. Totally sucks in real life.

Nolan
Live together, die together, works when you have to keep on fighting. Totally sucks in real life.

9. I don't know, don't be crazy?

Johnny makes a new friend killjoys

D'avin: Hey, so what's the deal with this psych eval I gotta get? Any tips?
John: I don't know, don't be crazy?

D'avin: Hey, so what's the deal with this psych eval I gotta get? Any tips? John: I don't know, don't be crazy?

10. Is it true that Peck has retractable fangs?

Dov epstein photo

Duncan: Is it true that Peck has retractable fangs?
Dov: Yes.

Duncan: Is it true that Peck has retractable fangs? Dov: Yes.

11. They’re not gang members when they'r in the hospital; they're patients.

Gang violence complications

They’re not gang members when they're in the hospital; they're patients.

John
They’re not gang members when they're in the hospital; they're patients.

12. I have answers. I just don't know what the questions are.

Mikes addiction graceland

I have answers. I just don't know what the questions are.

MIke
I have answers. I just don't know what the questions are.

13. Trust me. Don't trust yourself. You're not reliable.

Help from the past aquarius

Trust me. Don't trust yourself. You're not reliable.

Shafe
Trust me. Don't trust yourself. You're not reliable.

14. Unless it's prerecorded.

Something worth celebrating the astronaut wives club

Max: If there's music, there must still be a world.
Louise: Unless it's prerecorded.

Max: If there's music, there must still be a world. Louise: Unless it's prerecorded.

15. Threesomes? Honey, I invented them.

Meeting the ladies mistresses

Karen: Have you ever been in something like this before?
Joss: Threesomes? Honey, I invented them.

Karen: Have you ever been in something like this before? Joss: Threesomes? Honey, I invented them.

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