Quotables for Week Ending January 28, 2016

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This is a great week for beginnings!

The X-Files made its return after 30 years!! Bravo!!

You, Me and the Apocalypse hit NBC with nothing BUT quotable moments, Suits continued its fifth season on USA and The Magicians premiered on Syfy.

Scroll through the slideshow to see what goodies were brought to you from these shows new to the list this week.

1. Supernatural

The mysterious song supernatural

Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra.
Dean: I know. It's a real dick move.

Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra. Dean: I know. It's a real dick move.

2. Suits

Will we be able to save him suits s5e11

That woman has to show you're a fraud, but as far as the world knows, you're a goddamn lawyer and that's the way it's gonna stay. Don't forget, we don't need to prove you're a lawyer. She needs to prove you're not.

Harvey
That woman has to show you're a fraud, but as far as the world knows, you're a goddamn lawyer and that's the way it's gonna stay. Don't...

3. Chicago Fire

Dawson faces consequences chicago fire

Brett: What happened to the mustache? I loved the mustache.
Dawson: Oops.

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Brett: What happened to the mustache? I loved the mustache. Dawson: Oops.

4. The X-Files

Genetic mutations the x files

Scully: Have they found Molly or Kyle?
Skinner: You were the last one to see them, Agent Mulder.
Mulder: I blacked out after Goldman's eyes popped out of his sockets. Believe me, you can't unsee that.

Scully: Have they found Molly or Kyle? Skinner: You were the last one to see them, Agent Mulder. Mulder: I blacked out after Goldman's...

5. Hawaii Five-0

Danno

I see what he's doing there. He's doing Jack Nicholson. And it's very appropriate too, because the last six years of my life has been sort of like "The Shining." Which is a film if you'd seen, you'd know, spends the whole movie torturing a young boy named Danny.

Danny
I see what he's doing there. He's doing Jack Nicholson. And it's very appropriate too, because the last six years of my life has been...

6. Galavant

The broken crown galavant

Galavant: Sounds like you've found your manhood, Richard.
Richard: Bobby found it. A bunch of times, if you know what I'm saying, huh?

Galavant: Sounds like you've found your manhood, Richard. Richard: Bobby found it. A bunch of times, if you know what I'm saying, huh?

7. Shameless

Trouble in paradise shameless s6e3

Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in? Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

8. Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

The escort girlfriends guide to divorce

Jo: Something terrible is happening.
Phoebe: What?
Jo: I still don't have a drink in my hand.

Jo: Something terrible is happening. Phoebe: What? Jo: I still don't have a drink in my hand.

9. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

The party bus crazy ex girlfriend

Paula: You are just setting yourself up for another one of your disasters!
Rebecca: What do you mean ANOTHER one of my disasters?
Paula: Taco festival, the Spider’s debacle, getting stuck in your shrink’s doggy door, begging a client to sleep with your mother, and lest we forget POOPSGIVING?
Rebecca: Those were unfortunate, but random, occurrences!

Paula: You are just setting yourself up for another one of your disasters! Rebecca: What do you mean ANOTHER one of my disasters? Paula:...

10. Lucifer

Sexy angel lucifer s1e1

I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

Lucifer
I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

11. Colony

Questioning her commitment colony

They lose their kid and then they go to the factory just like that. I'm responsible for that, all so we can get our son back. Whatever you're going through, we're going through together. You can tell me anything. Just talk to me.

Will
They lose their kid and then they go to the factory just like that. I'm responsible for that, all so we can get our son back. Whatever...

12. Supergirl

Helping hank supergirl

Kara: I should have let it eat her.
Hank: It would've. Still might.

Kara: I should have let it eat her. Hank: It would've. Still might.

13. The Magicians

Testing the magicians

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos. Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos? Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

14. Downton Abbey

Scowling face downton abbey

Tom, you're my brother. I want what you want. In your work, in your life. No more Miss Buntings if you have any pity. But even in that, don't please us. Please yourself.

Mary
Tom, you're my brother. I want what you want. In your work, in your life. No more Miss Buntings if you have any pity. But even in that,...

15. Shades of Blue

A silent partner shades of blue

Alright, listen up. I am bloated, I'm cramping, my shoes are killing me and my husband is cheating on me and I have to go apologize to the bitch he's been screwing. I'm gonna kill someone before this day's over.

Tess
Alright, listen up. I am bloated, I'm cramping, my shoes are killing me and my husband is cheating on me and I have to go apologize to...

16. The Expanse

Miller on eros station the expanse

Mormon: Forgive me for saying so, but I don't get the impression you're a man who's accepted Jesus Christ into his heart.
Miller: Guess I'm just not that desperate.
Mormon: We all are, if we're being honest with ourselves.

Mormon: Forgive me for saying so, but I don't get the impression you're a man who's accepted Jesus Christ into his heart. Miller: Guess...

17. New Girl

Nick miller picture

Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

Nick: I'm very focused. Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now. Nick: I though I saw something shiny.

18. Teen Wolf

Pleading with lydia teen wolf

Scott: There's a turn back there. It's easy to miss.
Liam: How many times did you watch me pass it?
Scott: Five.

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Scott: There's a turn back there. It's easy to miss. Liam: How many times did you watch me pass it? Scott: Five.

19. DC's Legends of Tomorrow

Munitions deal dcs legends of tomorrow

Rip: While you were busy saving Norway from nuclear annihilation...
Mick: You're welcome, Norway.
Rip: Savage sent one of his cronies back to the site of the arms sale. Anyone care to guess what he found?
Ray [looks at his wrist]: Whoops.

Rip: While you were busy saving Norway from nuclear annihilation... Mick: You're welcome, Norway. Rip: Savage sent one of his cronies...

20. Elementary

A tentative peace elementary

Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here's how you can be certain I'm not the one who tried to kill you -- you're alive!

Sherlock
Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here's how you can be certain I'm not the one who tried to kill you -- you're alive!

21. Code Black

Feeling uncomfortable code black

Leanne: You're the one that told me to live, remember?
Jesse: I meant, take up yoga.

Leanne: You're the one that told me to live, remember? Jesse: I meant, take up yoga.

22. Jane the Virgin

Family secrets jane the virgin

Everybody knows how gay-friendly I am. Please, I was on the cover of "Out" magazine, in an issue that also featured my very suggestive editorial spread with Neil Patrick Harris.

Rogelio
Everybody knows how gay-friendly I am. Please, I was on the cover of "Out" magazine, in an issue that also featured my very suggestive...

23. The 100

Clarke held captive the 100 season 3 episode 2

What is it you want to talk about? How dead she still is?

Jasper
What is it you want to talk about? How dead she still is?

24. Pretty Little Liars

Hanna marin photo

Hanna, the police didn't ask us to stick around to exfoliate, they kept us here to answer questions.

Spencer
Hanna, the police didn't ask us to stick around to exfoliate, they kept us here to answer questions.

25. You, Me and the Apocalypse

An eclectic group you me and the apocalypse

Jamie's Mom: You're like that woman in the book.
Jamie: You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.

Jamie's Mom: You're like that woman in the book. Jamie: You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.

26. Shadowhunters

Saving simon shadowhunters

Pay grade? They pay vampires?

Simon
Pay grade? They pay vampires?

27. Chicago Med

First date chicago med

Nat: All right, tell me about this patient.
Will: OK, he was in a car accident, severely fractured arm, lung cancer, and as soon as I discharge him, he's going to jail. Oh, and his wife just left him.
Nat: Ooh. Sounds like a country song.

Nat: All right, tell me about this patient. Will: OK, he was in a car accident, severely fractured arm, lung cancer, and as soon as I...

28. Reign

Facing danger reign

Mary: I'm not sure I trust my own fate anymore.
Gideon: You have to admit, your fate does have a sense of humor.

Mary: I'm not sure I trust my own fate anymore. Gideon: You have to admit, your fate does have a sense of humor.

29. Arrow

Diggle on the case arrow

Oliver: Over watch, we're on sight.
Felicity: Excuse me?
Oliver: Well, I thought it was time you got a code name. What do you think?
Felicity: It's perfect.
Oliver: I was gonna go with Oracle, but it's taken.

Oliver: Over watch, we're on sight. Felicity: Excuse me? Oliver: Well, I thought it was time you got a code name. What do you think?...

30. The Flash

Barry and iris the flash s2e11

Cisco: Are you telling me I can see the future?
Harry: That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Cisco: Those goggles are getting named immediately.

Cisco: Are you telling me I can see the future? Harry: That's exactly what I'm telling you. Cisco: Those goggles are getting named...

31. Younger

Happy hour younger

Josh: She kept climbing up my fire escape.
Liza: Wait...is that butt stuff?
Josh. No! I mean she was literally climbing up my fire escape! I couldn't get rid of her.

Josh: She kept climbing up my fire escape. Liza: Wait...is that butt stuff? Josh. No! I mean she was literally climbing up my fire...

32. American Crime

Back to school american crime

You think the people who run this school care about you? They're going to cut you loose and when they do I can't help you!

Dan
You think the people who run this school care about you? They're going to cut you loose and when they do I can't help you!

33. Scorpion

Sabotaging the mission scorpion

You have a lovely smile. Your canines are particularly sharp.

Walter
You have a lovely smile. Your canines are particularly sharp.

34. Criminal Minds

Heading south criminal minds

Unsub: I want to show you something.
Flora: What is it?
Unsub: You'll see. [shows her pictures of the murdered real estate agent] What do you think?
Flora: Honey, it's perfect!

Unsub: I want to show you something. Flora: What is it? Unsub: You'll see. [shows her pictures of the murdered real estate agent] What do...

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Daria

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Sam