Quotables for Week Ending October 14, 2016

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Sometimes one network really stands out, and FOX made the cut this week. From Lucifer to Scream Queens to The Exorcist, the writing was on the wall. They're trying to entertain us.

That's not to say all other networks aren't, of course. It was a really good week all around. Check out quotes from the premieres of The CW superheroes shows, the end of Halt and Catch Fire and the trio of medical dramas: Grey's Anatomy, Code Black and Chicago Med.

You won't be disappointed!

1. Lucifer

Candle ritual lucifer season 2 episode 3

Lucifer: Have you ever considered I might enjoy exploring humanity?
Charlotte: They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And, then afterward the food comes out changed. And, not for the better.

Lucifer: Have you ever considered I might enjoy exploring humanity? Charlotte: They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And, then afterward...

2. Scream Queens

Asking questions scream queens

Chanel #3: Can I just say, for the record, before we begin, that yoga is just stretching for douchebags?
Cassidy Cascade: Noted.

Chanel #3: Can I just say, for the record, before we begin, that yoga is just stretching for douchebags? Cassidy Cascade: Noted.

3. The Exorcist

Targeting the innocent the exorcist

So. Marcus Keane. Father Bennett speaks admiringly of you. What's the phrase he used? He's a pain in my ass.

Mother Bernadette
So. Marcus Keane. Father Bennett speaks admiringly of you. What's the phrase he used? He's a pain in my ass.

4. Westworld

Dark secrets westworld

Logan: I know that you think you have a handle on what this is gonna be, guns and tits and all that mindless shit that I usually enjoy. You have no idea. This place seduces everybody, eventually. But by the end you're going to be begging me to stay because this place is the answer to that question you've been asking yourself.
William: What question?
Logan: Who you really are. And I can't fuckin' wait to meet that guy.

Logan: I know that you think you have a handle on what this is gonna be, guns and tits and all that mindless shit that I usually enjoy....

5. Shameless

Fiona out on the town shameless

Fiona: What time is it?
Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.

Fiona: What time is it? Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.

6. Once Upon a Time

An invitation once upon a time s6e3

We're taking things slow. Quite slow, actually. I'm still sleeping on a cot, in a pirate ship, next to a pregnant woman who likes to snore.

Hook
We're taking things slow. Quite slow, actually. I'm still sleeping on a cot, in a pirate ship, next to a pregnant woman who likes to snore.

7. Masters of Sex

Reviving their careers masters of sex

Why have we endured all this pain, all this suffering, if not for the two of you to end up together? You belong together, Bill, and I belong with someone who makes me feel that way.

Libby
Why have we endured all this pain, all this suffering, if not for the two of you to end up together? You belong together, Bill, and I...

8. Supergirl

Kara and clark supergirl season 2 episode 1

Kara: It's only been twelve hours since you asked me to choose a new position, and most of those hours I was asleep.
Cat: Really? I offer you the keys to the kingdom and you just go to sleep?
Kara: It was night time.

Kara: It's only been twelve hours since you asked me to choose a new position, and most of those hours I was asleep. Cat: Really? I offer...

9. Gotham

Nygma in charge gotham season 3 episode 4

It's Gotham, baby, we've all got flair!

Barbara
It's Gotham, baby, we've all got flair!

10. The Big Bang Theory

Amys experiment the big bang theory

You can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.

Leonard
You can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.

11. From Dusk Till Dawn

A lucky break from dusk till dawn

You think you can break me with pain? I am pain.

Amaru
You think you can break me with pain? I am pain.

12. Scorpion

Walter hallucinates about paige scorpion

Walter: Guys, why didn't you tell me Paige was in the cargo hold?
Toby: I think things just got worse.
Sly: And that would be problem number six.

Walter: Guys, why didn't you tell me Paige was in the cargo hold? Toby: I think things just got worse. Sly: And that would be problem...

13. This Is Us

Bringing home babies this is us

Jack: I was a complete stranger and look how quickly I took to your breast.
Rebecca: You're an idiot.

Jack: I was a complete stranger and look how quickly I took to your breast. Rebecca: You're an idiot.

14. Halt and Catch Fire

Donna has a vision halt and catch fire

Joe: This isn't about Ryan. It's um...
Cameron: I'm just saying, I don't think you should keep the world from what you do.
Joe: OK. What is it that I do?
Cameron: It's so hard to bring about actual change, real change. And the whole world conspires to stop that from happening. But you bring people together. You create change. I think that that's really great.

Joe: This isn't about Ryan. It's um... Cameron: I'm just saying, I don't think you should keep the world from what you do. Joe: OK. What...

15. The Flash

Another two flashes the flash

You have to ask yourself what kind of hero you're gonna be. Are you just gonna take a do over every time you make a mistake, or are you gonna live with them and move forward?

Jay
You have to ask yourself what kind of hero you're gonna be. Are you just gonna take a do over every time you make a mistake, or are you...

16. Bull

Fighting jury bias bull

Marissa: You're the Jerry Maguire of the American judicial system.
Benny: Yeah, I guess I thought Amanda was going to be my Renee Zellweger.

Marissa: You're the Jerry Maguire of the American judicial system. Benny: Yeah, I guess I thought Amanda was going to be my Renee...

17. Agents of SHIELD

Chloe bennet as agent daisy johnson agents of shield

I like to vet my vengeance demons before I hop in a car with them.

Daisy [to Robbie]
I like to vet my vengeance demons before I hop in a car with them.

18. NCIS: New Orleans

Death in a sports arena ncis new orleans

Gregorio: When you guys finish a case, doesn't it get reviewed?
Percy: Pride reviews it.
Gregorio: Right. But who reviews him?
Percy: Girl, I give you a week.

Gregorio: When you guys finish a case, doesn't it get reviewed? Percy: Pride reviews it. Gregorio: Right. But who reviews him? Percy:...

19. Chicago Fire

Dawsons career path chicago fire

You want to know what I think when the bells go off? That there's a family out there and they're just like mine and they're counting on me to help them.

Hermann
You want to know what I think when the bells go off? That there's a family out there and they're just like mine and they're counting on...

20. Quarry

The real boss quarry season 1 episode 6

Look at her? She smiles anymore, her teeth are going to fall out.

Naomi
Look at her? She smiles anymore, her teeth are going to fall out.

21. Queen Sugar

Charley considers her future queen sugar

Nova: I'm feeling something I haven't felt in a very long time.
Chantal: What's that?
Nova: Free.

Nova: I'm feeling something I haven't felt in a very long time. Chantal: What's that? Nova: Free.

22. Frequency

Preventing a murder frequency

It's too much. Everything we do messes up something else. You live, mom dies. Goff lived in Jersey and now he's gone. I mean, what happens if we tell mom? Maybe we save her, maybe she dies tomorrow.

Raimi
It's too much. Everything we do messes up something else. You live, mom dies. Goff lived in Jersey and now he's gone. I mean, what...

23. Younger

Virtual reality younger

You can't describe a flavor you've never tasted, Deanna. Where you see a circle, Bryce sees a tree.

Kim
You can't describe a flavor you've never tasted, Deanna. Where you see a circle, Bryce sees a tree.

24. Arrow

Training methods arrow

Evelyn: I thought there was going to be... orientation.
Oliver: Did the brochure say that?

Evelyn: I thought there was going to be... orientation. Oliver: Did the brochure say that?

25. Empire

Lucious takes notice empire

What are you do slithering around here? Air Hustling?

Cookie
What are you do slithering around here? Air Hustling?

26. Law & Order: SVU

Out on parole law and order svu

Olivia: Your sister Kim made parole and now she wants to live with you.
Amanda: I know it sounds crazy. I should probably say no.

Olivia: Your sister Kim made parole and now she wants to live with you. Amanda: I know it sounds crazy. I should probably say no.

27. Criminal Minds

Welcome back emily criminal minds

JJ: It's so great to see you, even if it's only temporary.
Prentiss: Well, when Hotch told me the director tapped him for special assignment, I wanted to help out. Moreso when he said that you still have escaped serial killers you have to catch, on top of your normal caseload.

JJ: It's so great to see you, even if it's only temporary. Prentiss: Well, when Hotch told me the director tapped him for special...

28. Code Black

A radical procedure code black

Jesse: You know, when you speak Spanish, you sound like mi abuela.
Leanne: Oh, Jesse.
Jesse: She's old, and confused, and says things that don't make sense.
Leanne [hands Jesse a tongue depressor]: Hey, bite down on this so you don't chomp your tongue off when I punch your face in.

Jesse: You know, when you speak Spanish, you sound like mi abuela. Leanne: Oh, Jesse. Jesse: She's old, and confused, and says things...

29. Designated Survivor

The possibility of war designated survivor

As President Reagan said, "The nine scariest words in the English language are I'm with the Government and I'm here to help."

Royce
As President Reagan said, "The nine scariest words in the English language are I'm with the Government and I'm here to help."

30. Lethal Weapon

Too close to home lethal weapon

Riggs: Trish, can I ask you a question? Do I look homeless to you?
Trish: What? Of course not. I mean, sometimes you're a little scruffy, but that's part of your charm.

Riggs: Trish, can I ask you a question? Do I look homeless to you? Trish: What? Of course not. I mean, sometimes you're a little scruffy,...

31. American Horror Story: Roanoke

The nightmare doesnt end american horror story

The art never judges. I envy it. Life in two dimensions. Frozen in forever beauty. To watch the world go by, unencumbered by the gossip and pain of three-dimensional men. I love them, you know. The paintings. Even more than I love you.

Edward Philippe Mott [to Guinness]
The art never judges. I envy it. Life in two dimensions. Frozen in forever beauty. To watch the world go by, unencumbered by the gossip...

32. Chicago PD

An attack on a concert chicago pd

All you should be saying to me right now is 'I'm sorry, I screwed up.'

Burgess
All you should be saying to me right now is 'I'm sorry, I screwed up.'

33. Pitch

Finding a balance pitch

That was the front office. Apparently I've been named for the All Stars team. I'm to be the Padres rep.

Ginny
That was the front office. Apparently I've been named for the All Stars team. I'm to be the Padres rep.

34. Legends of Tomorrow

Turnip truck dcs legends of tomorrow

I knew we were all in trouble when Rip made us put on blouses just to save the King of France.

Mick
I knew we were all in trouble when Rip made us put on blouses just to save the King of France.

35. Rosewood

Treasure hunt rosewood

Rosewood: Everyone loves a good treasure hunt. Pirates...
Villa: Don't say booties.
Rosewood: What's wrong with booties?

Rosewood: Everyone loves a good treasure hunt. Pirates... Villa: Don't say booties. Rosewood: What's wrong with booties?

36. How to Get Away with Murder

I found you how to get away with murder

Be on your A game because my brain is steeped in vodka.

Annalise
Be on your A game because my brain is steeped in vodka.

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