Abed is an enthusiastic member of the Greendale Community College study group. He's portrayed by Danny Pudi and is always good for a laugh or two dozen.
Abed: For GCTV this is Abed Nadir saying: Did you know you can make napalm out of common dish soap and cat food?
Abed: If you like "Star Wars," why do you want to murder it and urinate on its grave? The prequels are terrible. I mean, seriously, wouldn't Chewbacca at some point go, "Hey, Yoda! I know that guy!"
Kid #1: He has double light sabers.
Abed: That's stupid. You're both stupid.