Ann Perkins (Rashina Jones) is a beautiful nurse that finds herself at the Parks and Recreation department in Pawnee, Indian just as often as the employees. It helps that she's now dating Mark.
Leslie: Yellow haired female... likes waffles and news.
Ann: Sexy, well-read blonde... loves the sweeter things in life.
Leslie: Much better.
Leslie: Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn't sound fun...jammin' on my planner!
Ann: Favorite place?
Leslie: Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers, and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.
Ann: Really? It could be anywhere in the world: Paris, Hawaii, the Grand Canyon...
Leslie: Nope. Just the bench in front of the mural.
Ann: What about an actual meadow, where wildflowers are?
Leslie: Eww, Ann, I'm scared of bees, mural!
Ann: Okay, what do you think of dogs?
Leslie: No opinion. They're condescending.
Ann: Describe your ideal man.
Leslie: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing. And he plays the organ.
Ann: I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.
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I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”Ann
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!April
Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.
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