Brock Samson is the family body guard on the incredible cartoon known as The Venture Bros.  Brock Samson is voiced by Patrick Warburton and is possibly the greatest killing machine ever born and he does it all without guns.  They're too impersonal.

Brock Samson Quotes

Prostitute: Whew, that was some workout, big man.. but I guess you're gonna have to go look for those boys now, huh?
Brock: They'll turn up. Besides, I still got $300 left.
Prostitute: Oooh, three bills can buy you an awful lot of things..
Brock: I know. I'm gonna want change

Brock: I can cross "stab Hitler to death" off my list of cool crap I thought I'd never get to do.
Hank: Brock?
Brock: Hey, Hank. Killed Hitler

Venture Bros. Quotes

Brock: Someone is in my car!
Hank: Now that's a super power. He can do that from 10 states away.

Venture and I have been engaged in a deadly game of cat and also-cat for years!

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